第3章 失控的膀胱和生活

“yizhutingqingchulema?”puyingxinjiaodaiwansuoyoushiqing,kaishiguandiannao。

linxiaofanrenzhendikanzhechufangdan:“tingqingchule。”

“chilezheigeyao,yidingyaoduoheshui,nibuhenijiumeiyouniaokepai,yaoxiaojiubuhao。”puyingxinbianshuobiancoushangqian,yongshouzhileyixiachufangdan。

linxiaofanganjuedaopuyingxinkaojinzijideshenti,youmianhongerchiqilai。

“haode,xiexie。”linxiaofanshuo。

“yaoxiangzhenzhengzhiyu,jiubunengbieniao。”puyingxinjixushuo。

linxiaofanzhidaozijidegongzuoxingzhihennanguibizheiyidian,jiuchenmole。

zheishi,puyingxintuoxialebaidagua,coudaotaerbianqingshengshuo:“weishenmebawolaheile?”

“e……”linxiaofanhuangleshen,buzhidaogaizenmejieshi。

“wokendingshiwucaozuole,wojianchayixiashouji。”linxiaofanzhaodaogejiekou。

suihou,linxiaofanzhuangmozuoyangditaochushouji,jiazhuangjiancha,bapuyingxincongheimingdanlilalehuilai。

“wotingwangzhurenshuo,nizheicizaibenyuanxiangqinlesangeren,zhiyouwo,nibumanyi。”puyingxinyuqiliyigutiaoxindeweidao。

linxiaofanmeixiangdaozijiyaobeizheiyanggongkaichuxing,yilianpeixiao,gangadehenbudezuandidong:“youwuhui,hehe。”

puyingxinyigeshangqian,batajidaobangongzhuoheqiangbijian:“shenmewuhui?”

linxiaofanlianhongerre,shuobuchuhua。

“zainiyanli,wozuichama?”puyingxinyudaibugan。

“dangranbushi。”linxiaofangangadixiaozhe。

taganjuepuyingxindeshentitiezheziji,takandaotawenyashuaiqidelianpanglizijiyejiujigongfen,tashenzhiwendaoletashenshangdeweidao,tingdaoletahuxideshengyin。

taturanfaxianzheigenanrenqingshuangganjing,shuaiqimiren,henyouxiyinli。

“neishiyinweiwokanguoni?”puyingxindeyuqiyoudianxiaozhang。

linxiaofandakouchuanqi,xintiaojiasu。zheizhongaimeibuqingdeganjuelingtaxinhuangbuyi,tazheigedalingdanshennvqingnian,meigenshenmenanrenqinmijiechuguo。

puyingxinjinaizheta,yidongbudong,muguangruju,kantanengshichushenmehuazhao。

linxiaofanquansuozaiqiangbihepuyingxindeshentizhijian,bugandong:“shinitaiyouxiule,wogaopanbushang。”

puyingxinjianci,weiweixiaoleyixia:“yongyaoqijian,youshenmewenti,suishilianxiwo。”

“haodehaode。”linxiaofanbianshuobianzhuaqibaogaodanpaodiaole。

diertian,zaiyinxinglihuishang,linxiaofanyoubeizhangzhurengongkaipiping。

“youdeyuangong,yejiyejibuxing,kaoqinkaoqinbuxing,guanjianshikejiutuohoutuidiaolianzi。conglaibuweituanduikaolv,busijinqu。”

linxiaofanxiangqiliunianlizijiwushugejiabanderizi,jiaqiliduzizhiban,canjiagezhongjingsai,jishidelerongyu,yeyiranbushoulingdaoshangshi。

tongshimenyoudelvyouxiujia,youdehunjia,youdechanjia,youdetanqinjia,zhiyoutayizhidouzaishangban,henshaoxiuzhangjia。zheiduanshijianyinweizijimeiyouwanchengguidingdexichurenwu,jiashangshentiyuanyinqinglejicibingjia,jiubeipipingchengzheiyang。

linxiaofanqishenshuo:“wocizhi,buhuizaituodajiahoutui。”

quanchangeran,dajiadoumeixiangdao,laoshijingye,congbubaoyuandelinxiaofanjuranyouyongqicizhi。

linxiaofanhuidaogongwei,zhengliledongxi,dayinleyifencizhibaogao。

tabacizhibaogaoshuaizaizhangzhurenmianqian:“nianpairengenwojiaojie,woshentibuhao,zuiduogongzuodaozhoumo,jiaojiebuledehua,wojiuzhinengxiubingjiale。”

zhangzhurenkandaolinxiaofanxingqingdabian,jiuxuweidiguanxinqitalai。

“xiaofan,youshenmekunnannigenwoshuo,womenfenxingdoushijiangrenqingde。”

linxiaofanlenglengdishuo:“buyongjiangrenqingle,xianzaijiangfalvjiuxing,anlaodongfajiwobanlizhi,gaikoudeqiannimenkoule,wozhiyaolizhizhengming。”

“meiwenti,meiwenti。”zhangzhurenyilianjiaxiao。

linxiaofanbenkebiyeshi,yexiangguoduyanshenzao,takandaotadetongxuechuguodechuguo,kaoyandekaoyan,feichangxianmu。

dangshitademuqinguolipingtuorenjitazhaolezheifenyinxingdegongzuo,meiqimingyuewending。

qishishilinxiaofanyinweicongxiaoxueqijiuyouguolipingduzifuyangzhangda,suoyiguolipingyongmunvqingshendukunbangleta。

wulunshikaodaxue,haishikaoyan,haishijiuye。tashouxiankaolvdedoushiyaolijiajin,yaofangbianzhaoyingmuqin,bunengzengjiamuqindejingjifudan,muqinyouxuyaoshi,yaonengsuijiaosuidao。

guolipingyinweizijibanshengxinlao,juedewendingshiyadaoyiqiedeshouyaomubiao。suoyitajilinxiaofandeguihuajiushizaijiafujindeyinxingshangban,jiageshiyebiandelaogong,pingpingdandanguoyisheng。

linxiaofanzaijintianyiqian,conglaimeiyouxiangguofankang,tayizhirenweiyigerenlaidaozheigeshijieshidaizheshimingde,tadeshimingjiushiyaorangguolipinghoubanshenglaoyousuoyi。

danshicike,taturanxiangweizijihuole。taturanfaxianzijibiequdegongzuoheshenghuo,huanlaideshiyigezijidouwufakongzhidebangguang。

yicicipaoxiangcesuodelushang,tahaojinlesuoyoudezizunhexinli。

“wocizhile。”linxiaofanzaifanzhuoshangshuo。

guolipingyipaizhuozi,tiaoleqilai:“nichibaolechengzhema?nizhidaoxianzaizhaogezheiyangdegongzuoduonanma?henduoshuoshiboshidouzaijingzheng。”

“buxiangganle,wohuizhongxinzhaogeshihezijidegongzuo。”linxiaofanzaojiuyuliaodaoleguolipingdejiliefanying。

guolipinggenbenbutinglinxiaofanshuoleshenme,dashengnuchiqitalai。

“nizhibuzhidaomamaweinifuchuleduoshao,woqizaotanheigongnidushu,woqiuyeyegaonainaibangnizhaogongzuo,woxianzaihaidaochuqiuren,jiuweilejinizhaogehaorenjia。nidouganleshenme,niyoumeiyouweimamazhexiangguo。”

linxiaofanbuhangsheng,zheishiguolipingdegudingtaolu。zhiyaonacilinxiaofanxiangfankangta,tadouyaozheimelaiyibian,zuizhonglinxiaofandouhuituoxie。

danshizheiyicilinxiaofanbuyiyangle,tayijingxiadingjuexin,yaohuangefangshishenghuo。

“nitingdaomeiyou,mingtianjiuqubacizhibaogaonahuilai!”guolipingpaizhezhuozi。

linxiaofanyanxialezuilidefan,pingjingdikanzhebaotiaoruleideguoliping。

“ma,woyijingnadaolizhibaogaole,woshentibushufuxiuxiliangtian,xiazhoujiuquzhaogongzuo。”

dangtianwanshangguolipingzaijialiyouhanyoujiao,dakudanao。chulezhizelinxiaofan,haimaqilelinxiaofandefuqin。

“wozheibeizijiuhuizainimenlinjiale,talinguoxingrangwoqianbanshengkubukanyan,nilinxiaofanyaorangwohoubanbeizibudeanning。”guolipingsixinliefeidihandao。

linguoxingshigeqiyejia,suitanbushangdafudagui,queyezaoyishixiancaiwuziyou,ershinianqianjiuyulinxiaofandemuqinlihun,xianzaiyijingzaihun,bingyuyouyinv,linxiyan。

linxiyancongchushengqijiuyishiwuyou,yizhishangdeguojixuexiao,liangnianqianbeisongdaolexinjiapoliuxue。

erzheiyangdeshenghuoyuanbenlinxiaofanyekeyiyongyou。

dangtianwanshang,linxiaofanbazijiyigerenguanzailefangjianli,tazhidaotamuqinguolipinghaidenaogejitiancaihuixiaoting。

zhengdangtaxiangzhaogerenqingsushi,puyingxinfalailexinxi,gaosulinxiaofantadeshenfenzhengdiaozaitazhenshilile,mingtianyuegeshijiantasonglaijita。

林筱帆同意了。