yucitongshi，linzhaotanggandaoshentiqingpiaopiaode。
zaimengjingzhongtatiyandaoleyuanzhudeyisheng。
yuanzhuyejiaolinzhaotang，xiaomingaman，shishudidabashanqinghecuncunzhishulindahedeyaonv。
4suineinianmuqinyinbingqushi，congcilinfujidangdieyoudangniangdebatalacheda。
yichuanlelinjiarendedalishijiyin，yuanzhusuirankanzhexianxi，danshenzijiankangjieshi，liqiyouda，yeshixiatiandeyibahaoshou，zhibuguolinfuxintengnverfengchuirishai，zongshipaijitajifenyuandehuoji。
shudichangniantaiyangxibo，zaijiashangjishaoxiatianganhuo，tabianyangchulaiyifu**xinideliandan，zaijiashangneishuangxiazhangwumeideyanmou，gaotingjingzhidebizi，shibiaozhundeyaoyanmeirenzhangxiang。
zhikexi，zheizhanghaolianshengcuoleshidai。
zaidangxiaderenmenkanlai，lindahejiadeyaonv，tianshengyifuhumeiziyang，beidilibuxiaodegoudaleduoshaonanren，qingfudehen，yinciquancunrenjihuduitabirushexie，shenghaipazhanshangtaredeyishensao。
haozailinjiaduiyuanzhushifenchongai，jialishengxiazuihouyigejidanyidingshitade，nadaoxinbudiyijianyifuyidingshicaijitade，laohan（fuqin）、gege、saosaoduitaqingzhulewuxianguanhuaiyuwujinchongai。
linjiarendingbuduo，zhiyouqikouren。
linfulindaheshiqinghecundecunzhishu，pingchanggongzuofanmang。
yuanzhuyouliangweigege。dagelinweiguoshicunlidiyidaduishengchanduiduizhang，hedasaoliujianchunyuyouyierlinbo，xiaominggoudan。
ergelinjianguo16suicanjun，changnianbuzaijiazhong。
nainailinlaotainianyuqishi，jiqichuantongguban，zhongnanqingnv，taneizhanggouzuitubuchuxiangya，shichangshuoyuanzhushitaozhaigui，saobaxing，kesileyuanzhumuqin。
yuanzhudeshaonvshidaidaoyeshunsuipingpingdandan。zhidao18suineinian，qiafengzhiqingxiaxiang，qianlaizhiyuanxiangcunjianshe。
zaineiyinian，mengdongdeyuanzhujieshileruyafengqudenanzhiqingzhouhuai，erzhehenkuaixianrudixiarelian。
zaixiangliandiernian，yigeduchudeyuyezhong，lianggehuoredeqingnianrenqingnanzijin，touchanglejinguo。
muqinzaowangdeyuanzhubudongshenmejiaojinguo、ruhehuihuaiyun，tazhijuedeneiwanhentong，tade**fangfobeisiliele，hailiuxialexianxue。
sheizhineiwanyijijizhong，xianshiexinchibuxiafan，zhihouduziweiweilongqi。
queshaojingyandeyuanzhunalizhidaoshenmeshihuaiyun？tatizhihao，shentiyoujiankang，jihumeiyouyuntufanying，ouerjiciyezhiyiweishichihuaileduzi。jiulianduzishangduochulaiyikuairouhaiyiweishizijichipangle。
dengtajiangjinsangeduoyuemeilailijia，pangqiaocejixiangdasaoqiuzhenghou，caifaxianfaxianzijikenengjiushichuanshuozhongdehuaiyunle。
tasuansuanshijian，zheicaifaxianzijiyijinghuaitailiugeyuele。
tianzhidao！tazijijiushigehaizi，jingranduzilihaichuailegewa？yushitazhejimanghuangdihezhouhuaishuomingqingkuang。
结果那个死渣男！
dangshimanmushenqingdiwozhutadeshou、koukoushengshengshuohuifuze，quezaidedaofanchengzhibiaohou，paipai**，yizoulezhi，paoqiqizi！
zaineigeniandaiweihunxianyunkeshi“dazui”，qingzebeilashangpidouhuijieshoucunmindemanma，zhongzeguashangpoxieyoujieshizhong。
zhouhuaizouhou，yuanzhushizaibuzhidaozenmeban，tamianqiangyouaileyigeyue，yankanduzidadaokuaimanbuzhule，yuanzhuzoutouwulu，xianglinfusushuo，meicengxianglinfuqueqihunletounao。
“ni……nishiyaorangwomenjialunweixiaobingma？wolinjiadeliandoubeinidiujinle！”
gengmeicengxiang，zheifantanhuajuranrangaitingqiangjiaodelinlaotaitingdaole，tatuomoxingzihengfei，buzhongyangdeshuluoleyuanzhusanshiyufenzhong，molelaiyiju：“nirangwozheizhanglaolianwangnafang？haiburusilesuanle。”
“haiburusilesuanle！”
zheijuhuachengweiyadaoyuanzhudezuihouyigendaocao，tazuihoutiaoxiaqinghewan，jieshulezijiduanzandeyisheng。
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“aman！aman！linzhaotang！xingxing！yongli！”
linzhaotangtingjianyourenzaijiaota。sangyinjianlicuga，guadetaermoshengteng。
haimeifanyingguolaizijizaina，jiuganjuedaoleyigujuliedetengtong。
zigongfangfobeijiliangkachelaihuinianya，yidun，liangdun……yicibiyicigengzhong，yicibiyicigengshen。
“teng……haoteng…leng…，*#￥@……wuwu……”linzhaotangyuwulunci，yanshenhuansan。
tatengdefenbuqingshenchuhedi，jiujingshixuhuanhaishimengjing。
mihujian，taganjueyishuangcucaodedashoujinjinwozhuleta：“yongli，aman！yongli，kuaiyaoshengchulaile。”
shengchulaile？linzhaotanghunededanaoyoulepiankeqingxing，zijizaishenghaizi？
xiangdaozhei，tayaojinyaguan，buduanyongli。
linzhaotangganshoudaozhouweiyipiancaoza，bijianshinongliedexuexingwei。
yishuangdashouzhengdalididiaozhengzheduzi，taganjuezigongchenglemobuside，zhengzaibuduanbeiningganshuifen。
“taiweiyoudianbuzheng，yongli！zaiyongdianli！”
“ea！”linzhaotanghoujianyichuyisiguaijiao，zheirendeshoutaishijingle，zigongxiangshibeizhazhijiyicuncunjiaolandiaole，tahaotong！tongtongtongtong！
haotong！tabuyoudeshentijuliezhengzha，xiangbennengdetaolizheizhongtengtong。
tianshade，tabushengle！！
yuanzhuhezhananzaodezhong，weishenmeshoukuderenshita？
“anzhuta！aman！renren！weilehaizi！”wangpozilishenghedao。
jinjiezheliangshuangdashouezhutadesizhi，batalaolaogudingzaimuchuangshang。
suihou，yigujiazazheguaiweidezhongyaobeiguanrukouzhong，linzhaotangmianqianghuifuledianliqi。
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shijianzailinzhaotangdecanjiaozhonghuanmanliushi。
dongfangfanqiyisiyudubai，zaiyizhensiliebandetengtonghou，tatingdaolewangpozijingkongyouwanxideshengyin。
“chulaile，shigenvwa。”
wangpozibahaowushengqidehaizibaodaotamianqian，“zhibuguoxiaojiahuomingbuhao，meinengjianchi——”
tingdaozheihua，linzhaotanglianmangniutouqukan。
yanqiandehaizihunshenfazi，quanshenruanmianmiande，kanshangquhaowushengqi。
zheishixinshengerzhongduzhixi。
qingkuangjinji，zaiwandianzheihaizijiuzhenhuobulele。
“bahaizitoudijiaogaodipazaishoubeishang，yongzuibabiqianglidezhanyexichulai！”linzhaotangshengyinbagaoleyigedu。
wangpozi，lengzaiyuandi，tagangxiangshuo，nizheixiaoyatoudongshenme，jiubeilinzhaotangchihongdeshuangmujihezhule。
“kuaia！wangniangniang！suanamanqiunile，zaizheiyanghaizijiuzhendebunenghuole！”
duwanyuanzhujiyidetazhidao，wangpozishikanzheamanzhangdade，suiranshicunlijingyanzuifengfudechijiaoyisheng，danyehuinaixintingqubierendeyijian。
wangpozicishijianzhilianggetouda，tagaobudongamannalixuedezheixiezhishi，danyezhinengsimadanghuomayile。
tazunxunzhelinzhaotangdezhidaoyiyizhaozuo，qidaolideyangshuibeixichuhaiziliansehaoxiangyousuohaozhuan。
jinjiezhe，taanzhaozhihuiyongyurederuanbukuaisucashishenti，zheishizai**huxi。
haiziweiweichouchuleyixia，kehaishimeiyouqise。
zhihouwangpozianzhaozhishi，qingroupaidahaizidebeibu。zaibuyanqifandipaidaxia，haizixianshifachuyishengxiweide“e”sheng，suihousangzilijichuduanduanxuxudetiku。
kanjianhaizifachumaojiaosidetiku，linzhaotangxinfangsongxialai，suihoubianxianrulehunshui。