第一章

wosuiranzhangdeputong,danshijixinghenhao。

shisisuineinianshangshangecao,shunshoujiuleyigedaoshi。

qishi,zheigerenshieyunle。

houlai,zheigedaoshijiwojiangleyigegushi:

「yougeguniangchengqinhou,popohetayiqiyouyunle,tabuzhidaopopoyeyouyunle,poposhuoxuyaohuilaojiaxiuxiqu,yushi,popozaixiangxiashenglehaizi,guniangzaixianchengshenglehaizi,poposhuolaijiguniangkanhaizi,rangguniangquzuohuoer,shijishang,popobaguniangshengdehaizinisile,baozhezijidehaizimaochongshiguniangshengde,ruguonishizheigeguniang,nihuizenmezuo?」

dangshizheigegushidoubawotingshale:

「popoweishenmeyaonisihaizi?yiqiyangzhebujiuchengle?」

daoshixiao:「ruguopopodehaiziyeshierzideni?」

zheijuhuarutongzhaleiyibanzhadewonaoguaziteng,zenmehuiyouruci、ruci**dechusheng?

bububu,chushengyebuhuizuochuzheibanshi!

cunliyouhurenjiayangleyipima,daochupeizhongpeibushang,beimengshangleyan,peilemaerzijideerzi,jieshuhouzheijiarentinggaoxing,yiweimeishile,jiujiekaileyanzhao,jieguomaerfaxianhouqingxujidongzhangmingyisheng,paochulecunzi,yizhipaodaoxuanyabianshangzongshenyiyue***erwang!

我当时怎么回答的?

woshuodaoshiwohaoxinjiuni,nizennengzheimeexinwo?

daoshixiaoyiweishenzhang,shuoleju:「doushiyuanfen。」

xiaoshuo《chengqinbujiuhou,poposhuobushiyingzaixianlishenghuo》diyizhangshidujieshu。