第4章:黄瓜男友

 

zhangsimengshenzituranyiqing,zhenggerenyoubeilinhaobaoleqilai,linhaomanlianxixiao,sihuyueshirezheimeiniuzhuakuang,taxinlijiuyueshigaoxing。

zhangsimenglengzheyishuangmouzidengzhejiming,tabenxiangzhengzhazhehanyisheng‘fangshou’,kehuabudengdaozuibian,jiuyouyanlehuiqu,zhijuegaosuta,taruozhenrangzhei**fangshou,takendinghuihaobuyouyudesashou,daoshihou……

shenzidixiakeshidalishipuqichengdeshibanlu,shuaishangquyidinghenteng。

pengpengpeng……

linhaozhangkaidashou,zaibieshudedamenshangpailepai,“yourenmei,kaimen!”

“bieqiaole,meiren。”zhangsimengjibuqingyuandetaochuleyaochi。

“meiren?”

linhaoheiheideyixiao,yifuzeizeidemoyangdingzhezhangsimengkan,dao:“neiwozheibanibaojinqu,qibushigunanguanvhenfangbianle……”

“ni……”

zhangsimengxinzhongyizhenehan,dao:“wojinggaoni,bieluanlaia!”

“zezeze,meinv,nizheimingxianxiangwailebushi,wozhangdezheimeshuai,haipaniduiwotumoubuguini!”

“……”

zhangsimengweiweidezhangdazuiba,yifujingweitianrendemoyangkanzheyanqianzheiduoshengshiqipa,xinlitouzongjuedenaerbuduijinger,zhidaozheijiahuokakakadeniukaibieshudedamen,batabaojinqufangdaoshafashang,tacaifanyingguolai,zhei……zhei**juranqiangletadetaici!!!

“meinv,weishengjianzaina?”

“meinv,meishashiwojiuchelea,zanmenweixinlianxi!”linhaoxiaozheshuodao,tabushineiyinlangrushideqinshou,zailiuxialaiyemeishayiyi,renyijinganquansongdao,jiexialaitayegaichuquzhaoweilaixifule。

yebuzhidaozijineiweilaixifuzhangdeshayang,yaoshinengyouyanqiandezheixiaoniupiaoliang,laozhouneiwangbadanyebusuankengta,fouzedehua……

linhaozuijiaogouqiyimoxiexiao,fangfoyijingkanjianbeijiangjunqudejiashudayuanli,yidaoxiaoyanchongshangyunxiao,laozhouneihongzhuanxiaoerloufeishangletian……

“nidengdeng!”

linhaogangyaotuikaibieshudedamen,shenhouturanchuanlailezhangsimengdeshengyin。

linhaoyihuodehuiguotou,zhijianzhangsimengminzhechunjiao,yifuyouyubujuedeyangzi,liezuiyixiao,dao:“zademeinv,shebudewozoua?”

“xiexienijintianjiulewo,woxiangqingnichidunfan,biaodayixiaxieyi……”zhangsimengqianqiangdexiaodao,yuqitingqilaihenshengying,sihubudaqingyuan。

gulu……

zheibushuochidehaihao,yishuochide,linhaodeduzimashangjiaoleqilai,zheijitiandoushizaihuocheshangaode,chidebushipaomian,jiushihuocheshangneinanchidehefan,changzidoubeiguadiaoyicengyoule,zaojiuxianghaohaochiyidun,xianzainandeyoumeinvzhudongqingchifan,zheikeshihaoshiera!

“meinv,nizhongyuliangxinfaxianle!”linhaomashanglediandiandehuilai,erlangtuiyiqiao,wangshafashangyizuo,ciyaxiaodao:“wobutiaoshi,dayudaroudejinguanshang,yebuyongtaiduo,bacaiyitangjiuxingle。”

“meiyou……”

“a?”

linhaozhabaleliangxiayanjing,dao:“meiyou,neiniqingwochisha?”

“wodejiaodouyijingzheiyangle,nishederangwoxiachufangme?”

“ng……”

linhaomozhexiabaruoyousuosi,xuanjiliezuixiaodao:“woyoushashebudede,niyoubushiwoxifu,yaobunigenwoshuoshuo……”

“gun!”

“heng,caibuxintahuizuochushenmehaochideni!”zhangsimengdigulesheng。

chabuduobangexiaoshi,linhaoduanzhepanpandiediecongchufanglichulai,sidaosexiangweijuquandecaiyao,baizailezhangsimengmianqiandechajishang,zhangsimengkanleyiyan,xinzhongananjingya,lianshangqueshiyifubuweisuodong。

“changchang?”

linhaoxiaozhediguolaiyishuangkuaizi,zhangsimengshenshoubenxiangqujianeisezeyourendehongshaorou,keyixiangdaowanshangchirourongyipang,haishirenzhujialeyipianhuanggua,fangjinzuiliqingqingdeyijiao,lianshangdebiaoqingshunjianyidong,zheiqishijiushiyidaoputongdehuangguachaojidan,zheidaocaitaliusuideshihoujiuhuizuo,danqueyuanburutazuodehaochi,erqiezheiweidaoli……

“zenmeyang?”linhaoxiaozhewen。

“yibanbanba……”zhangsimengyijiuyilianpingdan,shoushangqueshiyoujialeyipianhuanggua,erqiejiaodongdepinlv,mingxianbigangcaikuailebushao。

“wozuosucaibutainashou,nijiucouhezhechiba。”linhaoxiaozheshuo,pengdeyishengniukaileyipinghongjiu,daoleyibeidiguolai,“hedian?”

zhangsimengtaiqitoukanletayiyan,dao:“nikezhennazijibudangwairen,nizhidaozheiyipingjiuduoguime,xiangguanzuiwo,ranhouzhanwobianyi?”

“jiuzaigui,buyeshiyonglaihedeme,yaobubaizaineierdanghuaping?kexicantingdejiujuliquanshihongjiu,wohaishixihuanhedianbaide。”

linhaoduanqibeizi,wangbaizaizhangsimengmianqiandebeizishangpengyixia,ding……shengyinqingcuiyueer,xiaodao:“woyaoshixiangzhannibianyi,xianzaiwanquanjiukeyiguangmingzhengda,haiyongdezhefeijingbaladebaniguanzui?daoshiwokeyaoshixianshuoming,nikebuxuchenwohezuile,duiwo……”

“dazhu!”

zhangsimenghengletayiyan,dao:“nijueduishiwojianguolianpizuihouderen!”

linhaoxiaozhejuqilebeiziyiyangerjin,zheijiagebufeidehongjiu,beitahedejiuxiangshiwumaoyidundezilaishuiyiyang,fangxiabeizi,moleyibazuitandao:“zheiyangjiujiushibujilia,haishilaobaiganhao!”

“tu!”

zhangsimengsongtayigezi,duanqijiubeiqingqingdehuanglehuang,ranhouqianminleyikou,tongyangdeyibeijiu,hezairenjiadezuilikejiuyouyadeduo。

两人边吃边聊,多半是林浩在说,张思梦偶尔应一声,一瓶红酒很快就见了底,林浩喝了大半,张思梦也没少喝,白皙的俏脸上浮上一抹红晕,kanqigengjiadewumeidongren。

jiezhejifenzuiyi,zhangsimengdanshoutuosai,kaozaichajishangkanzhelinhao,dao:“qishi,nizuodecaimanhaochide,rangwoxiangqilewomama……”huayinweiluo,shengyinyijingyouxiegengyanle,shuangyanyehongleqilai。

“e?”

linhaoxiaoleqilai,kanzhezhangsimengshuo:“neinimazuocaijianzhishiyijuea!”linqilejiupingzihuangdanglexia,yijingshengdebudaoyikoujiule。

“zaikaiyiping……”zhangsimenghongzheyizhangqiaolian,tuzhejiuqishuodao。

“suanle,zheijiuneimegui,heyipingjiuxingle。”linhaoguyiwanxiaodao。

“ganbuganpeiwohe?”zhangsimengmouguangzhiredekanzhelinhaodao。

“youshenmebugan!”linhaoxiaozheqishen,youqujiujulinajiu,huilaideshihouzhijianzhangsimengliansebudui,yishuangdayanjingzhizhidedingzheta。

“zenmele?”

“zheihuanggua……”