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danshicikedeta，yanzhongdaixiao，manlianchangkuai，quanrankanbuchuyisishengqidebiaoxian。
congtaganggangshuochuneifanhuadeshihou，yejiuyiweizhetadezhiboshengyacongcijiuyaojieshule，erzhibojianneizhongrendefanying，yeshizaitadeyuliaozhizhongde。
bijing，rensheibeimashangyijudayuanzhong，jueduibuhuikaixinde。
kuangqiexianzaiwangluoshang，zheibangfensimenkequanbudoushidaye，bulunzoudaonaer，gejiazhubodoushixiaolianxiangying。
pianshengjiutazheilibuyiyang，gangyijinmen，biedeshenmedoumeigan，shanglaijiuaileyidunchouma。
zhaofengyiyanbufa，jiuzheimedeyiyangyangdezuozaiyuandi，jingjingdikanzhezhibojianneidefensimenxiangjinbanfa，yonggezhongfangshilaiwuruta。
ruciqianzoudebiaoqing，gengshijiqilezhibojianneiguanzhongmendenuhuo。
haojiahuo，zhenjiusipilailianshiba。
老子骂死你！
dunshi，zhibojianneidanmudeshuliangzaicifanbei，zhenggepingmuquanbudoushimimimamadedanmu，youruqianjunwanmayiban。
“hundan，@#￥%￥”
“zhubosiquanjia@#￥￥%%”
“goudongxi，nibuyaolian@#￥%￥”
......
骂人毕竟会累。
youqishipengdaoxiangzhaofengzheiyangmeilianmeipidezhubo，jianzhijiushiquantoudazailemianhuashang，lingzhibojiandeguanzhongneixinwubinanshou。
kepianpian，tamenyoumeiyourenhebanfa。
“suanlesuanle，hezheizhongrenbuzhidang，quguanjubao，yihoubukantajiushile。”
“made，laozidaolebabeizixuemei，zenmejiuguanzhulezheimeyigehundan。”
“xiaozi，yihoudajieshangbieranglaozikandaoni！”
youguolebuzhiguojiu，kanzhezhaofengneifuqianzoudemoyang，guanzhongmenxinzhongzongyounuhuo，kezhongjiuyouxinwuli，youqiwulidetucaolejiju，zhunbeiguandiaoshouji，luogeyanbujianxinbufan。
而就在此时。
“yo，geweidayuanzhongmen，zheijiubuxingle？”
“nengbunengxinga，xigoumen！！！”
梅开二度。
zhaofengqianzoudeshengyinzaiduzaizhibojianneixiangqi，suoyouguanzhongtingwen，biaoqingquanbudoushiyileng，ranhouxiongxiongnuhuoyongkuangerchu。
zhenjiulaozibuchushengjiuyiweilaozimeipiqishiba。
艹！
gouzhubo，laozigennigangshangle！！！
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tamenyaorangzhaofengzhidao，dezuitamenshishenmexiachang。
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jianglaizaiwangshangxiangyaotantubianyideshihou，meizhunjiunengjiqijintiantashuoguodehua。
没错。
zhaofengjuedingzaituiwangzhiqian，haohaojizheibangqinaideguanzhongmenhaohaoshangyike。
......
zhibojianneixingshiyuyanyulie，yankanzhesuishidouchuyushikongdebianyuan。
zheigeshihou，zhaofengzhidaozijigaichushoule。
砰！
tamengdiyipaizhuozi，nuqichongchongdedahandao：“doutemejiaoshenmejiao，doujilaozibizui！”
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bushibeizhaofengjizhenshedaole，ershiduifangturandeshengqihenuhourangtamengandaoyouxiemomingqimiao。
jinjiezhe，zaiwushuguanzhongmenbujiedeyanshenzhizhong，zhaofengshengchuzhandoudeshou，zhizhetamenshuodao。
“pingshenme......”
“pingshenmenimennengqubiedezhuboneilidangdayuanzhong，weishalaozizheilijiubuxing！”
“laozihuanimendianqianyoucuoma？”
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“nimenzhibuzhidao，zheiwushikuaiqianlimian，youlaoziershikuaiqiandelirun？”
“凭什么？”
“ganjinjilaozixiadan，doutingdaomeiyou？”
neiyishunjian，zhibojianguanzhongsuoyourendedanaoquanbudouchuyudangjizhuangtai。
tamenyanjingdengda，daidaishashadepengzheshoujipingmu，yanzhengzhengderenyouzhaofengzhizhetamenshuosandaosi，banshangdoumeiyoufanyingguolai。
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zheiyangdezhuangtaibingmeiyoubaochiduojiu。
suizhejiexialaizhibojianyongxianchulaideyitiaodanmu，shunjianrangsuoyourenqingxingleguolai。
“cao，shabizhubo，laozishishangdi，laozixiangqunalixiaofeijiuqunalixiaofei，shenmeshihoulundaonigenlaozizhishouhuajiaole，nizaijiaolaozizuoshi？”
cihuayichu，yourutihuguanding，zhongrenyanjingdengda，shunjianhuishen。
对啊。
laozitemecaishixiaofeizhe，qunaerhuaqian，haiyaotingnidema？
你算个什么勾八？