第一章穿越成肥婆
大谦朝，柳州城。
“ai，zhenshizuonie......”
liuyuedidetianqiyijingyouxiemenre，tiandilidemailangyilangjiezheyilang，yigeshuzhegaobindesishiduosuidelaofuzhengzhanzaimaitianbiandeditoushang，duizhedilibeicaideluanqibazaodecaimiaozhangyuduantan，manlianxinteng。
daidaotayaozhetouzoule，houmianyicongluanzhulinli，caiguiguisuisuinuochuyigetuiruoxiangjiao，yaorumutong，titaikuiwude......nvren！
没错，就是女人。
nvrenshenshanghuahualvlvdeyifubeitadefeirouchengdegugude，haoxiangyaoyichulaiyiban，qunjubeihaowuxingxiangdedouleqilai，limianluanzaozaodedouleyidouzidaizhenitu，haimeizhangchengdexiaoyoucai。
“真是吓死我了！”
yikaikou，jiushicuyanantingdegongyasang。
tadelianse，dunshirugangchileyituoxinxianfenbianyiyangnankan！
suhandanzhendeshizuomengyebuhuixiangdao，zijijuranchuanyuele。
haichuanyuedaolegudaiyigefeipangruzhu，zaitourenjiacaishiyikouqichuanbushanglaibiesidefeiposhenshang。
meicuo，yigechetoucheweidefeipo。
youchanyoulan，haochilanzuo......
zhidaobazijiyangchengyigeqiu！
就这......
yuanzhujingranhaihaoyisizaitachuanguolaideshihouyaoqiutabangzijiwanchengzuihouyigexinyuan。
neijiushititajitaxianggongshenggeerzi！
呸！
suizhejiyideyongru，tazhixianghenhencuitayikou。
yuanzhudexianggongjiaoliuxianyuan，shijingchengliujiadedashaoye。
keshiyinianduoyiqian，liujiadefurenbianbingle，zenmezhidouzhibuhao，zhaolesuanmingxianshengshuoshiyuliuxianyuanminggebuhe，feideyaotahuilaojialiuzhoucheng，qulaojiayiqilinmingdenvziweiqi，danxialiner，fangnenghuijing。
buyongduoshuo，zheiqilinmingdenvzijiushitasuhandanle。
haiyincilianleiletadeqinxiongdiliuxianchengyijia，genzheyiqihuixiang。
xiongdierrendouduitayanetoule，yejiuyuanzhuziji，haibabadebashenghaizidangchengshimingyiban，yixinxiangyaoshengxiahaiziqujingchengguohaorizi。
yuanzhubuzhidao，kesuhandanditoukanzhezijifeipangdexiaodunan，cuzhuangdexiangtui，likebianmingbaiguolai。
neiliujiafurenbushiliuxianyuan、liuxianchengshengmu，tazheimezuo，buguoshixiangfangshefaduanlexiongdierrendeshitubale。
bieshuochenghunyilailiuxianyuangenbenjiumeipengguota，jiutazuodezheiyang，zheipangdexiangqiuyiyangdeshenxing，haishengerzi？
pashiliangedanyexiabuchulaiba！
keshijilaizhizeanzhi，xiangdaochuanyueqianzijijinglidezhongzhongzhuixincigu，xianzaidechujing，jingranyemeiyouneimenanyijieshoule。
pangbuyaojin，dabulezijijiajinjianfei，lanyebuyaojin，dabulezijihaohaoshenghuo，manmangaibianzijizaibierenxinlideyinxiang，zhiyuyuanzhudeyuanwang......
到时候再看情况！
“buyongzheji，niyidinghuixinganqingyuandedayingwode。”
meixiangdaozuihouzheigexiangfayichu，naohailijiuchuanlaiyuanzhudeyizhenjixiao。
suhandanbuzhidaotashinalaidezixin，yizhenwuyu，meiyoulicai，kaishipingzheyinxiangmanmanwanghuizou，zhidaojinleyichuguseguxiangdefudi，caitingzhujiaobu。
liujialaoyezikaojingshangfajia，juanleguanbandaojingchenghou，yizhijilibaituoshangjiachushendewudian，zheiliuzhouchenggengshizaimeihuilaiguo。
liujiazhaizisuiranqishihaizai，queyeyouxielaojiu。