第4章
guaduandianhua，yuesimiyoudajilexisihan，“qinaide，mianshishunlima？”
“jiandandebunengzaijiandanle。”xisihanguangzhejiaoyatangzaishafashang，wendao：“nishenmeshihoudaihanyihuilai？”
yuesimiwunaideyaoleyaotou，shuodao：“wojuedenizuihaoqinzilaiyitang，zanliangyaoqufuyichanghongmenyan！”
“hongmenyan？zenmehuishi？”xisihandunshidajing，congshafashangzhanleqilai，“shibushihanyichuleweixian？renzainaer？tamenyaoduoshaoqian？”
“shaoanwuzao！”yuesimikanzhemingpian，shenzhongdeshuodao：“xiaobaozimeiyouweixian，shenzhikeyishuotaxianzaianquandebunengzaianquan。zhibuguo，wobuzhidaoweishenme，tajingranbeishengshijituandegudongdaizou！”
“dengzhewo，mashanglai！”xisihanshaqitengteng，kaimenchuqu。
天府美食。
zuidingcengguanguangbaoxiangzhong，huanxiaolianlian。
xihanyidaxiaozhepaidazhezhuozi，shuodao：“laoyeye，nijiangdegushihaohaoxiaoe，neigexiaohaizizenmezheimeshaya！”
shiliwanxiaorongjiangzailelianshang，duizheyeboyanfanlefanbaiyan。
gangcaiyeboyanjiangyejingchenxiaoshihoudechoushijiangjilexihanyiting，xihanyitingwanleshuoneishisheijiadeshahaizi。
ruguoxihanyizhendeheyejingchenyouxueyuanguanxi，neimejintianzheijianshiqing，qibushirangrenxiaodiaodaya！
diebeierzipaizhezhuozishuoshishahaizi，zheiyaoshirangyejingchenzhidaole。kongpaxihanyidepipijianghuizaodayang。
keshiyeboyanhaobuzaiyi，taxianzaiyuekanxihanyiyueshunyan，yijingjueding，jiusuantabushiyejingchendehaizi，yeyaoshoutaweiganzhongsunzi。
weilerangxihanyixiaodegengkaixinyixie，yeboyanxiaozhediantoufuhe，shuodao：“jiushijiushi，neigexiaozishadehen！”
quansshi，kongpazhiyouyeboyangankaikoushuoyejingchenshadehen！
xihanyikandaoshiliwanzuozaipangbiancixiangdekanzheziji，quezongbushuohua，yushidayanjingdiliuyizhuan，nazhetangtangpaodaoleshiliwanmianqian。
“laonainai，chitang！”tianzhenwuxiededayanjingzhong，manshizhencheng！
shiliwandunshibeixihanyinuandaole，batabaoleqilai，molemoshuinendexiaoliandan，shuodao：“xiangbudaoyibaobaohaishigenuannana！”
shuowan，dengleyeboyanyiyan，shuodao：“nikankanrenjiayibao，zaikankanni！baihuolebashiduosui，doubuzhidaoxintengren！”
yeboyanheiheixiaolexiaomeiyoushuohua，fanerjiyejingchendalegedianhua，“sunzi，laitianfuchifan，nizheixiaozishibushibeizhewozhaonvrenle？”
zuozailaosilaisishangzhunbeihuigongsideyejingchen，dunshiyilianheixian。
yeboyanchukouyiju“sunzi”，yejingchenzongjuedeshizaimata。
yejingchenniezhemeitou，“yeye，wodouhenduonianmeiyouguonvrenle，jintiangongsishiqingmang，womeishijian。”
“pidemeishijian，ganjinjiwogunguolai，laozixiangjianjianzijidesunzidoubuxing？”yeboyanbaoheyisheng，naliyouduixihanyizheiyangwenrou。
cengjingdeshangyejuzi，shengshijituandedizaozhe，zheiyikedeyeboyan，zhanxianchuletadangniandeleilifengxing！
tingzhedianhualichuanlaidemangyin，yejingchenwunaideyaotou，tadeyeyeshizhongzheimebadao。
“diaotou，qutianfuchifan。”
zaiyejingchendiaotoudetongshi，tadelaosilaisipangbian，xisihanyuesimidebaomazhuanwanchulai，weisuiqihou。
shifenzhonghou，yejingchendesijishoushanglenghanlinli，shuodao：“laoban，houmianneiliangbaoma，genlewoshifenzhong。”
yejingchenyanzhonghanmangshundong，dishengshuodao：“buyongpa，anyuanluqianjin。”
tazaishoujishangfachulejitiaoxinxi，dunshi，bujuzaisshizuijindeanbaoliliang，qingchaochudong！
xisihanhenzheji，genzaiyejingchenchehouzongxiangzheyaochaoche，keshiyejingchendesijiweilebaozhenganquan，meiyoujitajihui，yiludanglexialai。
滴滴滴滴滴！！！
xisihankuanganlaba，yuesimizezhouzhemeishuodao：“qianmianzheigelaosilaisizenmehuishi，haoxiangshiguyidangzhewomen！”
takanzhechepaihao，sihuyouxieshuxi，keshiyouxiangbuqilaishisheideche。
banxiaoshihou，laosilaisi、baomatongshitingzailetianfumeishi。
xisihankuaisuxiache，chaozhelaosilaisidabuzouqu。tayaokankan，zheigeguyidangdaoburangtachaochede，jiujingshishenmeren！
ranerxisihanhaimeiyouzoudaolaosilaisifujin，tianfumeishidamensizhou，dunshichongchuleshijigeheiyiren，jiangtaweizaileqizhong。
“nimenganshenme！heisehuima！zheishifazhishehui，wokeyigaonimenjuzhongnaoshi！”xisihandihe。
suizheyejingchenxiache，heiyirenjianjianfenkaileyigerennengtongguodefengxi。
daolezhengzhong，kandaolebaomachezhongderen，yejingchenbuyoudeweiweiyileng。
nvrenbushifendai，pifuquebaixitongtou，bijuedaduoshudeyingxingpiaoliangjibei，zhongyaodeshi，tazongjuedezheigenvrensicengxiangshi！
yejingchentiaomei，“niweishenmegenzongwo？”
“genzong？he！”xisihanshenzhidoumeiyoukanyejingchenyiyan，zhuanshentuikaizhouweideheiyirenchaozhetianfumeishizouqu，lushangpiaozhetaliuxiadehua：“haonvbugennandou，haogoubuyaodanglu。”
yishunjian，changzhongqifenjiduyayi，yejingchenyanshenshunjianbingleng。
zheigenvren，jingranganmata！
yuesimiganggangcongcheshangxialaijiutingdaolexisihanmarendehua，zuijiaobuyouzizhudechouchuliangxia。xiaopaozhezhuishanglexisihan，liangrenzuoshangdiantishangledinglou。
“laoban，yaobuyaodiaochata？”sijizoudaoleyejingchenshenbianshuodao。
kanzhenvrenxiaoshidebeiying，yejingchenzhijuedexinzhongyayiwubi，lenghengyisheng，“cha，batadequanbujingli，yidianbuluodedoujiwochachulai！”
guanguangbaoxiang，xisihanganggangtuikaimen，jiutingdaolexihanyikaixindexiaosheng，“hahaha，laoyeyenizhenshitaiyouyisile，nijiangdezheigexiaohaizi，zhendeshadebunengzaishale！”
“duiduidui，qitadehaizidousha，zhiyouwomenyibaobaozuicongming！”shiliwanwenroudeshuodao。
kandaoxihanyimeiyoushiqing，xisihandunshifangxiaxinlai。
“mama、mama，nizenmelaila！ganma，laoyeyelaonainaijiedaowoge，nibuyongdanxinle！”xihanyicongshiliwanshenshangtiaolexialai，chaozhexisihanpaoleguoqu。
yuesimidunshitoudaruniu，tashenmeshihouqingleshengshijituandegudonglaijiexiaobaozi？
yeboyanzhanleqilai，duizhexisihanheyuesimidiantoushiyi，yaoqingdao：“jiranlaile，zuoxiayiqichigefanba，yihuiwosunziyelai。”
“fanjiubuchile，womenhaiyoushiqing，nimenxianmang。”xisihanduizheliangweilaorenweiweigongshen，qifendanshibaochilimaodeshuodao。
tacaibuguanyeboyandesunzishishei，zhixianglimabaozhexihanyilikaizheili。
budailiangweilaorenzulan，xisihanbaoqixihanyizhuanshenjiuyaolikai，queyouyigegaodajunlangdeshenyingdangzailemenkou。
“haogoubuyaodanglu，zoukai！”xisihannumadao。
taitoukandaolairen，lengzaiyuandi。