“zheishiniqubeifeidechoulao。”
linlaotoucongyikuaibaoguodehenhaodepobuzhong，xiaoxinyiyidenachuleliangzhangzhouzhoubabadebaiyuandachaodijileyipangyanbabadekanzhetadelinyi。
linyibumingbai，zijizhixingderenwushineimedeweixian，zijidedirenshineimedeqiangda，weituorenhuodedeliyishineimedefenghou，daotoulaizijidesuodequeshineimedeshao。
laotouzishicongnaerjizijijiedezheixiejipinrenwua？
meicidoushijiusiyisheng，nadaoshoudechoulaoqueshiwushi、yibai，zheihaihao，haiyousankuailiangkuaideshihou……
meimeixiangqizheixie，linyidouxiangku。
jieguozijiyongshengminghuanlaideerbaikuaiqian，linyizuixiangmadejiushi，malegedande！
suirantashigeguer，congxiaojiumeiyouma。
genzhebazijiyangdadelinlaotouxueleshiwuniandegongfu，duleshiwuniandeshu，zenmeyesuanshigewenwuquancaileba？
fanggudaineiyeshiwenwushuangquandeshuangbangzhuangyuanle，quebeidangzuoligongyiyangdeshihuan……zheirizishenmeshihoushigetouera！
tingshuochenglimianjirengaifangziyinianhainengnahaojiwanni，zijimeitiansiquhuolaide，yinianyebuguoqianbabaikuai……
“laotouzi，nibuhuishishuawoba？erbaikuai？wohenhuaiyinishibushizaikekouwodechoulao？”
linyibuzhiyicidehuaiyiguozheijianshierle，keshilaotouzihetachuandeyiyangchideyiyang，youbuxiangyouqianrendeyangzi。
“youqiannajiubucuole，niyiweixianzaideqianshizheimehaozhuande？”
linlaotoufanlefantadegupaoyaner，meihaoqideshuodao：“zenme？buxiangyao？buxiangyaojiuhaijiwo，wohaojiumeiqucuntouwangguafujiadexiaochibudayajile。”
“……”
linyihenxiangkuangzouyanqianzheigeshouganbielaotouyidun，danshitazhidao，zijidongshoudejieguojiushibeizou。
linlaotoudegongfudaodiyouduolihai，linyizijiyebuzhidao。
zhizhidaotameicipeizijiliangongshi，doumeiyoushichuquanli。
jiuzaizijidegongfutishengleyigedangcishi，queturanfaxian，laotouziyetishengleyigedangci，zijiyiranshitadeshouxiabaijiang。
“haole，zheixienianniyeliliandechabuduole，neiyijiandashi，yechabuduoshishihoule。”
linlaotouyanpidoubutaiyixia，pantuizuozaikangshang，bajibajidekezhemianqiandeyidiehuixiangdou：“zheigerenwunizuohaole，yibeizijiubuchouchihele！”
“真的假的？”
linyizhidaozijicongsansuibeilaotouzijianpolanshijianhuilaikaishi，jiugenzhelaotouzixuegongfu，xueyishu，xuewaimiandezhishi，jiushiweilequzuoyijiandashi！
keshilinyiquehenhuaiyizheigedashidechoulaojiujingyoumeiyoulaotouzishuodeneimeduo，yigerenwukeyichiyibeizi。
“woshenmeshihoupianguoni？”
linlaotouyourengjinkouzhongyimeihuixiangdou：“niqubuqu？buquwohuanrenle？”
“去，我当然去！”
linyixindao，zheimehaodeshier，shazicaibuquni！
yigerenwukeyichiyibeizi，zijiyihoukejiubuyongzheimesiquhuolaile。
jiusuanshilongtanhuxue，pinleyezhile！
“en，neiniquba，niqusongshanshi，pengzhanjituan，zhaoyigejiaochupengzhanderen，tahuigaosunijiexialaiyaozuoshenme。”
linlaotoudezuijiaohuaguoyisibuyichajuedejianxiao：“buguonikeyaoxianghaole，yidanjiexialezheigerenwu，jiuyidingyaozuoxiaqu，zhongtukebunengtuichu。”
“weishenme？youweixianhaiburangrenpaolua？”
linyikebushineizhongyigenjinderen，mingzhidaohuisiwangdeshiqingkeshijianjuebuzuo。
“xiaoyia，laoziyangnileshiwunian，gongnichi，gongnihe，jinimaibijibendiannao，jinimai3gwangka……”
laotouziyanjingyifan，diediebuxiudelaotaoleqilai：“rangnizuodianershinijiuzheimeduowenti，nibiebiwo！”
“靠！”
linyitinglelaotouzidehuajiuqibudayichulai：“qiansannianniyangwo，liusuikaishijiushiwozuofan，wopichai，wobiancaoxiezhuanqianyangni，niyebiebiwo！”
“nibanyetoumoyongdiannaokanshenme，bieyiweiwobuzhidao！”
laotouziyidengyan，shuodao：“zheishinibiwoshuode！nihaiduizhediannao……”
“haoba……woqu……wobupaolu，xingleba？”
linyilaolianyihong，meixiangdaozijizuodezheimeyinmideshiqingdoubeizheilaojiahuochajuele，zhentaniangdediulian。
zairangtashuoxiaqu，zhibudinghuishuochushenmeshaoerbuyidehuamianlai。
yushi，zailinlaotoudeweibijialiyouzhixia，linyibeishanglexingnang，tashanglebeishangdehuoche，buyuanwanlidegandaolesongshanshi，zheizuoxiandaiguojihuadedadoushi。
zuozaihuocheshang，linyiduiyuzheiyiciderenwuhaishihenqidaide，zheizhongyigerenwujiunengtuixiudehaoshier，takeshizuomengdouxiangyaode。
suishuoconglinlaotoudehuazhongkeyiganjuedao，zheigerenwusihubujiandan。
en，bujiandancaiyoutiaozhanxingma！
“啪。”
zuozailinyiduimiandeyigemaziliannanrenlakaileyiguanyilaguanzhuangdekele，ranhoujianglahuansuishourengzailezhuoshang。
nanrenshenbiandeyigexiaopingtouzhuangzuobuzaiyideyangzi，jianglahuanjinaleqilai，fangzaishouzhongbainong，bainonglejixiazhihou，hurandajiaodao：
“wa！wa！wasai！yidengjiang！”
pingtoudeshengyinsuiranzaixuannaodehuochechexiangzhongxiandebushihenda，danshizuozaifujindelvkedoutingdaole，fenfenxiangtakanqu。
mazilianziranyebuliwai，kandaopingtoushouzhongdelahuanzhengshizijigangcaidiuxiade，dunshiliansebiandeyouxiebuziranqilai：“haijiwo，zheishiwode……”
“shenmenide？naerxienimingzile？”
xiaopingtouyibashouhuilezijideyoushou，jianglahuanjinjindezuanzaileshouzhong，yidengyandao：“nimingjiaoyidengjianga？”
“bushi……wobushijiaoyidengjiang……neigeyidengjiangdelahuanshiwodiude……”
mazilianjianxiaopingtouzhangxiangxionge，youxiedanqieqilai，buguoqueyoubuxiangshiquzijiyingdededongxi，zhanzhanjingjingyanbabadekanzhelahuan。
“niyeshuole，shinidiude，nijirandiule，neisheijiandaojiushisheidele。”
xiaopingtouhengleyisheng，buxiedeshuodao。
“ai，nizheirenzenmenengzheiyangni？”
maziliandunshijile，duizhezijiduimiandeyigelvke，yejiushizuozailinyizuobiandeyigeyanjingnanjiaodao：“zheiweixiansheng，ninkanqilaixiangyiweixuezhe，ninjipingpingli，nayoutazheiyangdea，zheibushishuawulaime？”
“谁耍无赖了？”
xiaopingtouyebuleyile，yecetouduiyanjingnandao：“shifu，nishuoshuo，zheilahuanyinggaiguishei？”
“唔……”
yanjingnantuiletuizijideyanjing，youyuleyixiashuodao：“woshiyiweidaxuelaoshi，jirannimenlianggedouxinrenwo，neiwojiujinimenpingpingliba。”
“您说，您说！”
mazilianhexiaopingtoudoufenfendianlediantou，yilianjiaojidekanzhezichengshidaxuejiaoshideyanjingnan。
“anlishuoba，zheilahuanshizheiweidaxiongdicongyinliaoguanshanglaxialaide，dongxiyinggaishitade……”
yanjingnanshuoleyiban，mazilianjiuluchuledeyidebiaoqinglai，erxiaopingtoudunshijile，gangxiangshuoshenme，yanjingnanquebailebaishou，zuzhileta，jixudao：
“buguoni，jiranzheiweidaxiongdiyijingbalahuandiudiaole，youbeizheiweixiongdijiandaole，neijiuyinggaishuyuhoulaizheiweixiongdidele……”
“keshininyeshuole，neilahuanshiwode……”
maziliantingleyanjingnanrucishuo，likekusanglelian。
“yiwokan，buruzheiyang，nimenlianggejiupingfenlezheijiangba，zheiyangsheiyebuchikui！”
眼镜男建议道。
“分啊……”
xiaopingtoutinghou，youyuleyixia，yaoleyaoya，shuodao：“xing，neijiufen。”
dagaixiaopingtouyeshijuedezijideliyouxiezhanbuzhu，suoyicaidayingleyanjingnandezheigejianyi。
erneibiandemazilianni，yeshikandaolahuanjiuzuanzaixiaopingtoudeshouli，zijiyaoshibudaying，youkenengmaodoulaobudaole，haiburufenyibanni，yushiyediantoubiaoshitongyi。
“haoba，jirannimendoutongyile，neijiufenleba。”
yanjingnannaguolemazilianshouzhongdeyilaguankanlekan，dao：“zheishangmianxiele，yidengjiangshishiwanyuan，koudiaobaifenzhiershidegerensuodeshuihoushengyubawanyuan，danshijianyulingjiangbijiaomafan，nimenlianggesheiqulingjiang，jiujilingyigerensanwankuaiqianba，ranhouzijiqulingjiang，nimenkanzheigezhuyizenmeyang？”
“行！”
mazilianshinengnadaodianerqianshidianer，yushizhijietongyilexialai：“nijiwosanwanba，ranhouniqulingjiang！”