第1章
腊月十八。
yizhaochuantongjiajiahuhudoudeheshangyiwannuanhuhudelabazhou。
chuzhaowangfu，liuyiyizhenggougousuisuiduozaishuhou。
tasuozhenaodai，yanjianneixiaosilinzheshiheguoqu，cailazhepangbianyiliankusangxiangdebinvchunhua，congcongpaoguo。
chunhuabuganjixu，youbuganbuqu，xiaoshengyangqiudao，“**，nincaiganggangjiajinlaisanri，zheiyaoshibeikandaole，nindemingsheng、zanmenwuchangjiangjunfudelianmian，zheibuheguijuna！”
liuyiyitouyebuhui，“guijushiside，renshihuode，nimeikanneichuzhaowangbieshuodongfang，baitangdoutuituoshenyouzhongjinazhidagongjihewobai，woyaoshizijibunuli，jinribianyaocuoguole。”
“**，neiyebuneng......”
“haolehaole，bizui，zanmensuqusuhui。”liuyiyidapochunhuadeqiqiu。
maomideshucongxia，yizhuyipuliudefeikuai。
wurenkandao，toudingshushangtouguofanmaodezhiye，shuganshangyixuanqingsezhangpaodenianqingjunlangnanzi，wudedengdaleshuangyan。
mingsheng、guiju、dongfang、cuoguole！
tayigeliyufanshen，qinggongbuganting，zhizhichongxiangchuzhaowangxiaojingrongsuozaideshufangneishi。
哥，折寿了！
nicaichengqinsantiandesaosao，yaoqutouqingla！
......
shanfangwai，liuyiyiruruwurenzhidi，taguanchalezuzusanricaimotou。wushiyike，yahuan、xiaosisongwanlegedifangdeshihe，huitoutou......
躲起来偷懒。
erzheigeshihou，yeshitalaitoupenheidoudezuijiashiji！
liuyiyidaizheerjianxiuhongdebinvchunhua，jixugougousuisuimaiguomenkan，tuikaishanfangdamen。
talianbuhongxinbutiao，xinlihaizezeguaizui，sheinengxiangdaojinrilayueshiba，ruodadechuzhaowangfu，lianlabazhoudoubuzuo。
haidetazhihaozijidongshou，fengyizushi。
zhujiashang，geseshicaibaifangzhengqi，conghongzaoguiyuandaohuashenggouqi，haiyouhuanggongyushanfangcaiyoudeniurouleipai！
tayanjingjiuyaobianchengaixin，bazheiyourunrunxiaoleipaiyesaijinzijidailaidexiaobubao。
“**！zheikebuxing！”
hongshaoniuleitiao、jiangxiangdabanggu、malaxiaochaorou......siliu，liuyiyicadiaokoushui，duichunhuayilianzhengzhidao，“wodangranzhidaole，haolahaola，womenkuaidianzhuangwanhuiquba。”
【dingdong——chufaqiyu12：yinandemaqianzi】
【jiangli：hongshao、lajiao、jiangxiangdiaoliao*3fen】
调料三份！
shuxideshengyincongnaoneichuanchu，liuyiyimanlianjingxi，xitongzheihuikesuandafangle，danshimaqianzi？
tazenmejidezheidongxiyoujiaoqianjiyao，shiyiweidaneihuanggongteyoudejuduzhiwu。
zaixiangdaoyinan......
zhenggekuanchangmingliangdechaodashanfang，youmaqianzibenjiuqiguai，tamuguangjujidaozaotaianjishangweiyinengchengdeshang‘yinan’deshuangcenghaohuadashihe。
zhei......mobushi，yourenzaichuzhaowangfulixiadu！
beizijidecaiceheleyitiao。
“**，kuaixiezoule。”xushiliuyiyizhushineifanghaohuadashihetaijiule，chunhuadanxindilaguo**xutao，“zheiguigeyikanjiushijineiweichide，ninyaoshixiangchi，nubiqujininmaifanghualoudeshaoe。”
那位！
qibushizijidesiguilaogong！
liuyiyijinghu，shijianweijichengduzaijialiangdeng。
weidengtaxianghaoruhechuli，menkouhualayixia，guidaoleyipianren。
yidaoqingcongpengbodeshaonianyinchuanruerzhong。
“哥，就在这！”
“woqinertingjiantashuoyaolaitouqing！”
yunjinfangtouxiemairushanfangmenjian，weishoudeneigenanrenfengzichuoyue、meiyanshuliyinzhi。
yixiheijinzhongpaopanjuzaishen，bunuziwei。
bachibadeshengao，gangrushanfang，bianjirenyizhongsuoguozhichudaoguangjianying、shishanxuehaizhigan。
tayanjingshengdezuihao，shenbujiandiwanruohantan，cikedingdingdikanzhelengzhudeshaonv，sixiaofeixiaodao。
“偷情？”
......
kuanchangdeshanfang，liangfangrenmaduili。
liuyiyizhijuezheishigedarenwu，danwanquanmeirenchulaiyanqianzheigenanzishishei。tazhabazhabayan，zijuezheizhongzhuaxiaosandehuodongyinggaihetameishenmeguanxi，qitutuidaoqiangjiaohunniqizhong。
dantagangganghoutuiyibu，pangbianneigezhazhemaweiyiqifengfadeshaonianjiudabushangqian，yishouzhuazhutadeshouwan，muguangzhuozhuodao。
“shuo，toudeneijianfuzaina！”
liangcecushipozimuluxiongguang，suishizhunbeibazheibushoufudaodexinwangfeizhifuyadao。
yishijian，suoyourendemuguangjujidaotashenshang。
tou......dejianfu！
yunhuhudejigedazizhongzhongzazailiuyiyinaozhong，tazheihuicaijingedifanyingguolai，yuanlaizheiqunrenzhuodishita！
shaonvbuganzhixindao，“woheshitoushenmejianfule！”
maweishaonianbuyiburao，“nibiepianwo，woquantingjianle，niyahuanshuoshenmemingsheng、lianmian，nishuoshenmejinribulaibiancuoguole！”
“bushitouqinghainengshishenme！nijialewoge，nibushoufudao！”
liuyiyizuibadouyaoqiwaile，tadagaizhidaozheirenshisheile，chuzhaowangbiaodiyongninghoufuxiaohouye——xuexingzhi。
haoa，gegechengqinsanridoubulaikanta，xiarenkedai，lianchiwanlabazhoudouyaozijizhu；didizhangkoubikoujiushuotatouqing，huirenmingjie！
“nimenxiongdiliangjianzhiyiyangtaoyan！kanzhao！”liuyiyilishengjiaohe，tazhishixianyu，bingfeimeiyoupiqi，huozheshuotachushengwuchangjiangjunfudunv，benjiushitianfujuejue、jiaozongsatuozhibei。
zhengqiao，xuexiaohouyenianqingqisheng，yecongweibeiyigenvrenshuoguotaoyan。
yinjianliangchu，tazhenghaodangzhupitougailiandeyibian，shaonvyishennenhuangsejingfuchuaikaichuanghu，yanmouminglianghaoran，tiaoxindao，“laiwaimian。”
“来就来！”
kuankuodeyuannei，budaojimiao，liangrenbianchandouzaiyiqi，yirenyongbian，yirenshijian，congdishangdadaoshugan，zaicongshushangdahuidimian。
yanjianzheyuanneineikegushushuganduanluo，jiuyaobiandeguangtutu，liuyiyiqishixiongxionghuitou，zhangbianyaochoushangxuexingzhijianbangzhiji。
啪——
liangkexiaodebunengzaixiaodewanyifeikuaidanchu，dashangliangrenshouwan。
“si！”liangrenjushiyiting，zaikongzhongshoushou，yinjianluodi，liuyiyiditoukanxiangdimian，jingranshiliangkeganbiedezaozi。
shanfangneiguzhangshengchuanlai，tahuitoukan，zhengshineigegaodatingbademofananren，shangweijinxingdetayuqibushan，“niyoushishei？”
cihuayichu，bujinzhouweidegelushiweixiaosiyanshenbudui，lianneigenanrendouyouxieshenseniuqu。
tayanzhengzhengkanzhenanrenejiaobaochuyigeshiziqingjin，yandisenran，qijifanxiao，yiziyidundao。
“aifei，mokaiwanxiao。”