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wohedijiesuwanwanyitongchouqianxuanfu。
yixinzuohuanghoudetaquetiqianzuoleshoujiao，rangzijichouzhongyigequanshenkuilanfachoudeqigai。
kanzhetadeyidemoyang，wozhidao，tayezhongshengle。
shangyishi，dijieanzhongcaozuochouzhongtaizixiaoyunzhang，quebiwojiajilubiandeqigaiguyanzhou。
ketabuzhi，guyanzhoushiliuluozaiwaidetaizi。
ertajiadetaizi，qishishidangnianjieshengmamacongminjianbaolaidemaopaihuo。
tayebeijiataizilianleikanletou。
guyanzhoudengji，wochenglemuyitianxiadehuanghou。
kejiuzaifenghoudadianshang，tachihongzheyishuangyanchongwosihou：
“ruobushinichouqianshizuoleshoujiao，wozaojiuqulewanwan，tahezhiyugenzheneigemaopaihuobeiwenzhan。”
“nige**dedengjiangzhinv，zenpeijiajiwozheigetianhuangguizhou，nibushizuiaizuohuadengma？neiwojiurangnibianchenghuadeng！”
tarangrenbalewodepizuochengmeirendeng，jiandiaowodetoufazuodengxin，fangganwodexuezuodengyou......
wohanhenersi，zhongshenghuidaolechouqianxuanfuzheitian。
dijiechouzhongguyanzhou，liangrendouyiweizijizhongyudechangsuoyuan。
ketamenquebuzhi，womushiyizushichuanchengqianniandezhangdengnv。
shangyishishiwojiangguyanzhoudeminggeyutaizihuhuan，tacainengdengjichengdi。
zheiyishi，woxuanzhongdehuangdilingyouqiren。
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chouqianjieguojiexiao，zaichangzhongrenyipianhuaran。
“chengxiangfujinzunyuguidedizhangnvsuwanwan，jingranyaojiajiyigeqigai？jianzhishitianfangyetan！”
“jingshier**chouzhongletaizidianxia，tazhishishuchu，muqinyoushiyigebeiwei**dedengjiang，zenpeijiajitianhuangguizhou？”
zheihua，genqianshiguyanzhoushasiwoshisuoshuoyimoyiyang。
beichoujinbopidejutongsihurengcancuntinei，wodeshenzibuyouzizhudizhanliqilai。
dijiewenyan，yingyingyixiao。
“wosujiagaomenxiangui，quebuyichushenlunzhangduan，wulunchoudaosheiwodouhuixinshouchengnuojiayuta。”
这话赢得满堂喝彩。
guyanzhougengshijidongdeyankuangfanhong，zhijianweizhandiwozhusuwanwandeshou。
zhenerzhongzhidijiangyizhichuanjiayuzhuotaozailesuwanwandeshouwanshang。
qianshi，tayecengzhengzhongdijiangneimeizhuozizengyuwo，shengchengwoshitacishengzuiweiaizhongzhiren。
xintouyongshangyigusuanse，haiweilaidejishoushiqisixu，yigexiangliangdebazhangluozaiwolianshang。
taizimanshixianedidengzhewo：“suruoheng，nihaodadedanzi，jiupingnizheijianquyeganxiaoxiangtaizifeizhiwei？zheihunshi，woburen！”
shuowan，tanuqichongchongdifuxiuerqu。
guyanzhoumuguangluozaiwoshenshang，zuijiaoguazheyimocanrendexiaoyi：
“jirantaiziburen，neiliangrenbiandoushichouzhonglewoyirenzuofujun，woyouquanzhipeier**。”
“ketazheiyangdehuosejiwotixiedoubupei，wobianzuogedianpai，zaizuodegeweisheichuyinziduo，sheijiukeyibatamaihuiqu，suiyichuzhi。”
这是明晃晃的羞辱。
woyiweijingliyishishengsi，buhuizaiweicinanguole。
kecikexinhaishixiangbeisikaileyigedong，lengqihuxiaoerguo，dongdewosizhijiangying。
taixiazhongrenzaodongqilai，nanrenmenchuixiandemuguangjihujiangwochuantou。
“er**chushenshidilexie，keneishenziheliandanzheshiyouren，keyimaihuiquzuogetongfangyahuan，jinengjiechan，youburumeimenmei。”
“queshiruci，wannilehainengzhuanshoumaidaogoulan，xiangbijiageyebuhuidi，henshihuasuanni！”
zhongrendangchangbianshiliangershiliangdijiaoqijialai。
dijiexingzhibobodikanrenao，guyanzhoutiaomeikanzhezheiyiqie，mouzhongkuaiyiyuhenyijiaozhi。
wochuixiayanlian，qiangyaxiayanzhongdechaoshi。
zaicizhengyan，mouzhongjinyulenglie，wohuanhuanqichun：“geweijinkesuiyichujia，wo，diantiandeng。”
quanchangjingmoleyishun，suijibaofachugengdadehongxiaosheng。
“nige**shunvnalaideqiandiantiandeng，pabushishixinfengleba？”
wogoulegouchun，congxiuzhongtaochuyizhangyibaiwanliangdeyinpiao。
“geweikanzixi，wokeyouzige？”