第1章
老婆的姐姐死了。
tashuoyijiarenyaohubanghuzhu，biankaishiwuweibuzhizhaogutajiefuhetawaisheng。
zaiwairenyanzhong，tamencaishiqinmideyijiasankou。
womalinzhongqian，tahaizaimangzheanweitaneigebeizhiziqidefafengdejiefu。
woguizaidishangkuzheqiuta，“majiuyaosile，qiuniqukantazuihouyiyan！”
taquelenglengdishuo：“rangnimawandiansi！wozheimangzheni！”
wobukubunao，pingjingdezhaixiajiezhi:“zheibeizinijiuhenijiefuenaiquba。”
......
chuliwanmuqindehoushi，wohetangguoliangrenxinlidouwozheyiguqi。
zheixietianliangrendoubuxiangdaliduifang。
daolemuqintouqidezheitian，anzhaoxisu，womengaiyiqiqushangfenjinxingjibai。
keyidaqingzaojiuzhaobujianlaopodeshenying，dadianhuacaidezhitangguozaitajiefujia。
congzhongwuwowentanengbunengyiqiqumudidaoxianzaiwanshangbadian，zhengzhengyitianguoqule，meigexiaoxi，yemeigedianhua。
zheiyijingbushitangguodiyiciyinweitajiefuxukeerbawoliangzaiyibianle。
wulunwomenshizhengzaiyuehui、guangjie、chifan，napashizaijinxingqinmizhishideshihou，zhiyaotayigedianhua，tajiuhuijuejuederengxiawo，touyebuhui。
tangguozongshuotajiejiequshile，tadexiaowaishenghaizaizheimexiao，tadedanqizhaoguxiaowaishengdezeren。
wocengdanxinguo，ruguoshitaduixukeyoubiedexiangfa，neimewojiutuichu。
dantameicidoufouren，haishuoshiwoxiangduole。
wonulixiangzhaodaoyigejiexian，xiwangtajinenglvxingduitajiejiedechengnuo，youbuhuiyingxiangdaowomenliangdeshenghuo。
jieguozhengming，zheiyiqiedoushitulao。
woyuanyiweizijiduizheiyiqieyijingbuzaixincunjiedi，danqitianqianfashengdeshirangwochedixinhuiyileng。
muqinduonianyizhixianyuzaihebingmodedouzhengzhong，zhongyumeinengchengguoqu。
linzouqian，tayizhiwangzhemenkou，wozhidao，taxiangyaoerxilaikanyikanta。
wozaiyiyuanloutijianguixiakenqiutangguoqukanyiyanmuqin，taqueyibatuikaiwo，xiandejiqibunaifan。
“makuaibuxingle，kanzaimapingshiduinibubodefenshang，qiuniqukantayiyanba！”woguizaidishangkuhan。
erta，yuqilengmo：“rangnimazaiduochenghuier，woyoubiedeshiyaoqumangni！”
tasuoweidemang，wufeijiushiquanweibeiyouyumeidashangjiefudetiwenerbeimakudexiaowaisheng。
woqishencaganyanleiquxijinglian，qiangyanhuanxiaohuidaobingfang。
“tangguoyougezhongyaohuiyi，mashangjiujieshule，ma，ninzaijianchiyixia。”
keshizheiyidengjiushiyigeduoxiaoshi，zhidaomuqinbishangleyanjing，beituijinletaipingjian。
neigecengchengnuoshiwomuqinweiqinshengderen，cuoguoletazuihouyimian，yecuoguoletouqidejidian。
woguizaibingliangdedishangyanleidoukuganle，tangguocaichuxian。
tadunzaiwomianqian，yiliandekuijiu。
“xiaofeng，womingtianyidingqumuqianjimadaoqian，nibieshengqile。”
“我们离婚吧。”
“hao，nishuoshenme......”
tangguomanlianzhenjingdekanxiangwo，yiweiwozhishizaiqitoushang。
wodandansaoguotaxiaoshoudelianpang，wuxinjieshibanju。
“nishengqishiyinggaide，danshiwomenbuyinggaizaishengqideshihoushuozheixiehua。”
“youshenmeshibunenghaohaoshuode？weishenmeyishengqijiuyaotilihun？”
“woyoumeifanshenmeyuanzexingdecuowu，nizheiyangsuisuibianbianjiutichulihunshihenbufuzedebiaoxian。”
tashanglaipitougailianjiushiyidunshuluo。
wochaofenglengxiao：“niyaobuyaozijishuyixiakankan，niweilexukeneixiejimaosuanpidepoershi，nifangqilewoduoshaohui？”
“nishenzhiweilehongtamenyeliangkaixin，lianwomadezuihouyimiannidoukeyifangqi......”
“shuolaishuoquhaishiyinweiwojiefu，yiqianzenmemeifaxiannizheimexiaoxinyan？”
tangguodaduanwo，shenseyufadebuyue，“lufeng，niyeshinanren，nandaojiubunengtihuijiefuduziyirendaihaizidexinkuma？”
“呵呵。”
我讽刺地笑出声。
xukeshoulinazhejiejieliuxiadebaiwanpeichangjin，zhuzaijiejiededabieshuli，meiyuehaiyoutangguozhuanjitadeshenghuofei，tangguodemamayezaibangmangdaihaizi。
他能有什么难处？