diliuzhangnikanwoxiangduozuiderenma
tilibibuguorenjia，zhengtuobudiao，shixiaoxiazhinengyongshuode。
“wenxiansheng，wogangcaizhishidouniwande，biezheimerenzhenma，niyaozhenbiedejin，wokeyibangnizhaonvrende，fubaituizhang，duozhongxuanzebaojunmanyie。”
wenjifanhuitoululegeyinsendexiao，fangfojiangshixiaoxiaxinlidexiaojiujiukandeyiqingerchu：“biexiangtao，huoshinitiaoqilaide，jiudefuzemie。”
shixiaoxia：“......”
zhongshengqian，huozhezhijieshuotadeshangyishi，shibushiyinweiwenjifanyoushenmeteshuaihao，suoyicaidaozhishimingnahejingjiren，yejiushitalaogongguchengmingguihundaochuangshangqule？
shixiaoxiagengjiajiandingzijibunengdangtadejieyue，buranzhongshengyishi，chouhaimeibaoni，kenengjiuxianbeiwenjifanjinongsile。
“fangkaiwo，wobuyaoshangche，fangkai......”
wenjifanzhiruowangwen，yilulazhetadaoletingcheku，bazhengzhahuhanbuzhideshixiaoxiaqiangxingyiwulisaijinlehaoyoushangguanyudechaojihaoche。
“kaiche，quzuijindejiudian。”
zheiyimurangshangguanyuwanquanjingdaile。
tameiyanhuaba，dafanyimineibushidujuecixingma？
shixiaoxiazhengzhawuyong，fenfenkaikou：“wenjifan，nizheiyangwokeyigaonibangjiade。”
kengsirenbuchangmingdeshangjia，zheiyaochileshiqiangzhuangshentidema，weishenmewenjifanliqidadaodanshoujiunengbatashuangshoulaolaokousi。
wenjifanlenghengleyisheng，lianbuxiedebiaoqingdoudaizheyiguyishengjulaidezungui。
“shinixianlaizhaorewode，niquedingyaobaojing？”
temede，mingmingshitaqingbaibeihuihaoma。
shixiaoxiaqile：“woneidingduosuangouyin，shiniqiangshuilewo。”
xiaoyatouyoushendeyanmounandexianlenuse，peiheqihongtongtongdexiaoliandanjiusuanshishengqiyedaizhejifenkeai，hongrundechunbanrangren......haoxiangyaoshangqu。
wenjifanhoujieshangxiagundonglejixia，zhenhenbudejiangjiashizuoyilianmudengkoudaideshangguanyutixiache，bayourendexiaohulijingjipudao。
妈的，忍不了了。
“上官，你下车。”
shangguanyuzhongyuquedinggangcaidesuojiansuowenbushihuanjue，ershizhenshifashengzaiyanqian，dunshijidongdebuxing。
“tiana，taiyangdaxibianshengqilema，dafan，nijuranzhendeshuilemeiren？wohaiyiweiwangshangchuandedoushijiadeni。”
shixiaoxiaqingxutailuan，zhidaoxianzaicailiuyidaocheshanghaiyoushangguanyudecunzai。
zheishizhongshenghoushixiaoxiaheshangguanyudediyicijianmian。
suanqilaishangguanyugentayeyouchouni。
shixiaoxiakanzheshangguanyudeyanshenyoushenchenan，wanquanhuifulezhenjingshenchendemoyang。
shangguanyubuzhiweigucongshixiaoxiadeyanshenliganjuedaolediyi，buzijuedidalegelengzhan，juranyoudianbuganzhishitadeshuangyan。
xiangtatangtangxinghaiyuledezhangquanren，juranweijuyigenvhaideyanshen，zheiyaoshuochuqushizaitaimeimianzile。
shangguanyutaiqitouheshixiaoxiasimuxiangdui，xiangzaijiaojingyiban。
zijidenvrenhebiedenanren‘meilaiyanqu’，wendashaobiaoshihenbushuang。
wenjifanshenchunitianzhangtui，hentileyixiajiashizuodeyibei：“zaibuxiachejiubanihelinxingnvxingde‘shipin’fangwangshangqu。”
又是用这招。
上官渝欲哭无泪。
“biea，woxia，woxianzaijiuxia。”
shangguanyuyilianyiyibushedixialeche。
“jintiandeshibieduiwaishuo。”shangguanyuxialecheguanchemenqian，wendashaolengzhelianjiaodaileyiju。
“xiaohua，woxiangduozuiderenma？”
shangguanyushuowanzhongzhongguanshangchemen，xiaosacongrongdilikaitingcheku，zhuanlegejiaohoulimatingxia，pobujidaidinachushouji，kuaisujiesuodakaiweixin，dianjinyigejiaojueshidashuaigedequnli，papadedalejixingzishangqu。