第3章
xuyuqing：“......ma，wozhenshibidouehaiyuan，mingmingwodeshoujiyizhibaochizhetongchang，yemeiyourendadianhuajiwo，zenmekenengshidabutongde，yebuxuyaodadianhuaya，wodouhetajianzhemianle。”
“xuyuqing，nishibushijuezhenizaiwaimian，jiukeyihushuobadao，luanbianhuanghualaipiannima？renjiamuxianshengdengnidabantiandoumeiyoujianzhenideren，nijianzhenagemuxianshengle？”
tingzhemuqinfennudezhiwen，xuyuqinglenglelenghou，henxiaoxindiwendao：“ma，nishuozhende？wodexiangqinduixianghaizaiguangchengdajiudiandekafeitingdengzhewo？”
“当然是真的。”
许母都要被气疯了。
xiaonvermanxinmanyandoushitadeneijigeguoyuan，anpaitaxiangqinwushuci，doumeiyougejieguo。
jintianjuranfangrenjiadegezi，jieshaorendoushengqile，shuoyihoudoubuxiangbangxuyuqingjieshaonanyou，tazaidianhualishuolebushaohaohua，caixilejieshaorendenuhuo。
“bushi，ma，wodoujianzhemuzhangfengle，shizhende，woduitayinxianghenhao，jiuyibudaoweile，womenzaibangexiaoshicailinglejiehunzheng，ma，nixiaonverwozhongyujiachuqule，niyihoudoubuyongzaicuicuicuihunle。”
xumu：“......”
“haiyou，ma，meipodezuizuihuipianrenle，shuoshenmemuzhangfengshigedushengzi，renjiashiyoudidide，shuotacaiershibasui，kerenjiadousanshiyisuile，haiyou，tashouyangletawangyoudeyishuangernv，neilianggehaizijinniansisui，henkeai，woyikanjiuxihuanshangle。”
“suiranmeipopiansirenbuchangming，wojuedeyouyidianhaishizhende，jiushimuzhangfenglaoshi，xindishanliang，zijihaishigeweihunde，doukenshouyangwangyoudeyishuangernv，dangchengqinshengde，yangdaolexianzaisisui。”
xumu：“......”
女儿闪婚了。
shanhunduixiangshimuchangfengmeicuo，keshiziliaoduibushangya。
这到底是怎么回事？
xumudedanaodouduanlule，yishijianxiangbumingbai。
haobantian，tacaizhaohuilebeimaodiaozoudeshetou，wendao：“qingqing，nizhenlingzhengle？bajiehunzhengpaigezhaofajimakankan，haiyou，nixianzainali？”
“wozaiyanjingdianpeiyanjing，woneifuyanjingzaiguangchengjiudianmenkoubeirenzhuangdeshuaihuaile，dezhongxinpeiyifu。”
“nixiangqindeshihoumeiyoudaizheyanjing。”
“眼镜都摔坏了。”
xumu：“xuyuqing，nimashang，liji，bajiehunzhengdezhaopianfaguolaijimakankan！”
nvergaodujinshi，budaiyanjing，liantazheigeqinmacongtamianqianzouguodourenbuchulaide，tayanzhonghuaiyinverxiangcuoqin，shancuohunle！
xuyuqingtingchumuqinhualidejiqie，zailianxiangdaoxiangqinduixianghejieshaorenshuodehua，zongsuanyishidaolebuduijing，mangcongkudoulitaochuzijineibenjiehunzheng，fankaihoucoujinqiankan，nanfangdemingzidequeshimuzhangfengya。
tayongshoujidezhaoxianggongnengpaixialejiehunzheng，ranhoutongguoweixinfasongjimushangdaren。
budaoyifenzhong，talaomadedianhuahongzhayouguolaile。
“xuyuqing，nizenmejiubuwenqingchuyidian，zheishimuchangfengma？tashimuzhangfeng，tongyinbutongzide，jiaonidaishangrenjiadexiangpianqu，nipianbufangzaixinshang，wangdai。xianzaihaole，nixiangcuoqinle！zheigenanrenbushinidexiangqinduixiang！”
xuyuqing：“......”
buhuiba，taxiangcuoqinle？
可他真是沐长风呀。
xumujieshilezhenzhengdexiangqinduixiangjiaomuchangfeng，bushimuzhangfeng，tongyinbutongzide。
xuyuqingdunshifengzhonglingluanle。
现在怎么办？
证都领了。
xuyuqingyejiushihuanglejifenzhongbianlengjingxialai，duimuqinshuodao：“ma，jiasheibushishei？zheigemuzhangfengsuirannianzhangyidian，danwoshigentaxiangqinde，wojiushikanzhongtazheigerenle。”
许母竟然哑口无言。
congjiehunzhengdezhaopianshangkan，tazheiweixinxianchuludenvxubineigemuchangfengyaohaokanlejibei，yunveryiqixiandetebiedebanpei，haowuweihegan，jiushineigenanrendeyanshenguoyuruilishenchen，yikanjiubushihaoredezhuer。
“nizhidaotashiganshenmedema？”
“zaigongdishangbande，mameikandaojiehunzhengshangtadoushichuanzhegongrendeyifu？”
xumurenzhendikanlekan，shichuanzhegongrendeyifu，ketazongjuedezheigenvxubuxiangshizaigongdibanzhuande。
“taxianzaibuzainishenbian？”
“buzai，congminzhengjuchulaijiufenkaile，woyaozhongxinpeiyanjing，denghuierhaiyaoqumaihuafei，buxiangdaizheta。”
xumu：“......”
“nigesiyatou，zhenshidandabaotian，doumeiyoulejieqingchujiuganluanjiaren，niliantadejiatingbeijingshenmededoumeiyounongqingchu，nijiujiale，wanyijiageheishehui，youdeniku，renjiahaidaizhelianggetuoyouping，niyijiaguoqujiushidanghoumade。”
xuyuqingliangliangdiyingzhe：“mabushilaoshuowonengbazijijiachuqu，womenjiadegoudounengxiaodemandidagunma？zhengtianhewobacuicuicuide，cuidewofansile，haoxiangwoshisanshiqisuidelaogupoyiyang。”
“nandekandaoyigeheyanyuande，**cuijiusuzhansujue，shengdenimenyihouzaicuicuicui，gezhongshangwobaiyan，duiwo，haoxiangwoershiqisuihaibujiarenshidiulenimenzuzongshibadaidelianyiyang。”
“fangxinba，nixinxianchuludenvxujueduibuhuishiheishehuide，tashigelaoshibajiaode，xindishanliangde，zaigongdibanzhuande！danghoumazenmele？duoshengshiya，buyongzijishengdounengdangma。”
“ma，woxianmang，niganjinqupaobeijuhuachahele，xiaxiahuo。”
xuyuqingshuowanbianxianyibuguadianhua，miandemuqindepaohongyouhongguolai。
cuihunshitamen，tazhenjiale，youmatabuzhangyanbuzhangnaozi，shenmerendouganjia。
taxiangqin，benlaijiushiyijiehunweiqiantide。
yijian“zhong”qing，zhijielingzheng，duoshengshiya。
fanzhengtaderenshengdashijiejuele，yihoukeyiananxinxindidalitadeguoyuanla。
xianzaijinrulexiaji，zhengshilizhi，mangguodaliangkaishishangshideshihou，tadeganjinmailehuafeihuiquhegongrenyiqizhaiguo，zailianxishuiguoshangqutadeguoyuanshouhuo。
另一端。
damujituanneidongliushibacenglougaodebangongdashayilizaiguangchengzuifanrongdeshizhongxin，suibushizuigaodejianzhuwu，queshirangwushujingyingjipotoudouxiangjijinqudedifang。
weiyudingloudezongcaibangongshili，muzhangfengcongxiuxishilichulai，yijingbaneishengongrendeyifuhuandiao，querdaizhideshiheisedexizhuang。
tazaiheisedezhuandongyizuoxia，xiangqitadeshanhunqizi，bianmochudianhuadadianhuajitadezongtezhuouyangwei，dengouyangweijietingdianhuale，tachenshengfenfu：“ouyang，nibangwodiaochayigeren。”