第1章闹剧
touguoxuyandemen，dishangsanluoleyidideyiwu，younanrendetieshenyiwu，haiyounvrende，linchunianhuanhuandetuikaifangmen，meiyibudourutongxingzaidaorenshang，bulvjiannan！
fangnei，yiduinannvreqingxiangyong，sihaomeichajuedaotadedaolai。
“jiangze，wobuxiangjiajineigecanfei，wozhiyaohenizaiyiqi。”nvrenjiaomeideshengyinxiangqi。
“baobeibiepa，wobuhuibanirangjibierende！”jiangzexieqidexiaozhe，“zaiwodehuailihaixiangzhebiedenanren？”
lianggewubishuxideshengyinrangtachonghongleshuangmou，yige，shitadeweihunfu，yige，shitadeqinjiejie！
“jiangze！zheishizenmehuishi！？”tadihouzhe，yandiranshanglaiyimobeitong，“nimenduideqiwoma！”
“chunian！”yishengjianjiao，linwanyutaitoukandaolinchunianlianmangjiangjiangzetuikai。
jiangzeyizheng，fanyingguolai，jianqiyiwupizaitadeshenshang，zijiyebuxubuhuandetaoshanglekuzi。
“linwanyunizheishizaizuoshenme？neishijiangze！wodeweihunfu，nizenmekeyi......”tashenshendebishangleshuangmou，wufaxiangxinmianqiandeyiqie。
linwanyushoushihaohou，qilaiwozhuletadeshou，manmukuijiu，“chunian，duibuqi，wohejiangzeshizhenxinxiangaide。”
tamengdeshuaikailetadeshou，chunbandongledong，“nimenshizhenxinxiangaide，neiwoyousuanshenme？”
“linchunian，congtoudaoweiwoxinlizhiyouwanyu，nibuyaozaizizuoduoqingle！”jiangzewenroudejianglinwanyuquanzaihuaizhong，xiangdaolinwanyujiangjiaderen，zhuanguotoudaizhehenyikanzheta，“niyeshilinjiaderen，weishenmexishengdebushiniershiwanyu！”
“suoyini？”yanleimohuleshixian，tadaizhezuihouyisixiwanghuanhuankaikou，“jiangze，niaiguowoma？”
napazhiyouyidingdianyehao......
“ninadianbideshangwanyu？youyoushenmezigehewanyubi！”jiangzeyanliyiguandewenrunchedisilieluchuzhengningdeyimian。
xizhangdezhijiashenshendeqianrulezhangxin，teng，quebibushangneikebeibeipanhouxuelinlindexin！
“chunian，suanwoqiuqiunihaobuhao，nibangbangjiejie，jinwanneiweixianshengjiuzaigebi，zhiyaonihetazaiyiqile，wohejiangzejiukeyixingfule！”linwanyuhuranpoqiedekaikou，fangfozaishuozheshenmetianjingdiyideshiqingyiyang。
linchunianzongsuanmingbailetadeyitu，zaiyekongzhibuzhuneixindenuyiyangqishouyigexiangliangdeerguangluozailetajingzhidelianshang，“yaoxiangwochengquannimen，zuomeng！woyongyuanbuhuiweilenimendeaiqingmaidan！”
jiangzeyanliquanshihense，kouzhuletadeshou，“linchunian，nimeiyouxuanze，nibujia，jiushiwanyujia，wobunengkanzhetahebierenzaiyiqi，gengbuyuanyitashoudaoweiqu！”
“shen......”linchunianzhuanguotouqu，haimeilaidejidongzuo，cibideqiweiyixiazicuanrulebiyijian，naodaiyizhenhunluan，shenziyegenzheyiruan，tandaozailedishang。
hunmizhiji，tayinyuedetingdaolejiangzedeshengyin，“linchunian，nibuyaoguaiwomen，yaoguaijiuzhinengguainimingbuhao。”
wuqingyoujuejuedehua，jiangtaxinzhongzuihoudeyisixiyiquandoujikuideyanxiaoyunsan......
touteng，tengdejihuyaozhakaileyiyang！
linchunianwuzhenaodaixingleguolai，lianruyandideshiyipianheian，shouxinchudaoshirouruandechuangdian，rangtamengdeyijing，zheishinali？
chuangdelingyibiansihuhaiyouren，dongzuohuanmandeyaleshanglai，jiangtaanzhu，heianzhong，tayinyuedekeyikandedaoyishuangrutongheiyaoshiyibandeshuangmou。
“nishishei！”linchunianjinghuleyisheng，quebeinanrenzhijiekouzhule，dichendesangyinchuanlai，“nidemudebujiushiweilezheigema？youshenmebukeyi？”
zheigeshengyin，tajide！shilinwanyuyuanbenyinggaiyaojiaderen，lihaonan！
“dengdeng，wobushi......”taxiangyaojieshi，nanrenqingliedeqixizaiciyaleshanglai......
yiyexinglai，xiangshimengyiyang，zhishi，mengquexiangshixianshiyiyangdezhenshi，quanshensuanteng，shenpanghaitangzheyigemeixingguolaidenanren！
suoyoudeyiqie，douzaisushuozhe，zheibushimeng！
xinzhongyipianhuangluan，rangtashoumangjiaoluandetaoshanglezuotianwanshangrengdaoledishangzhoubabadequnzi，caigangchuanshang，waimianyizhencongmangdejiaobushengyuelaiyuejin，zuihoujinbidemenbeihongrandakai！
“linchunian，nizheigebuxiaonv！”linfuchongjinlaiborandanu。
linchuniandaizhidezhanzaichuangbian，yuanbenshushuideneirenyegenzheyouyourandezhengkaileyishuanglinglidemouzi。
yiyezhijian，linchunianxianrulezuijuewangdechujingzhizhong，weihunfuhejiejieshuangshuangbeipan，lianshoujiangtasongjiyigetabuaidenanren，zuihouhaiyaowumieta！
zheijiushitamenxiangyaodeyiqie，rangtajiajiyigecanfei！
lihaonan，haichengzuirangrenweizhifengkuangdenanren，danshi，quezhishishilirangrenzhenhan，erjiajita，suoyourenqueshibizhierbuji，zhiyinweiliangnianqianyouguoyiciyiwai，rangtazhongshencanfei，zhinengzuozailunyishangduri。
ertadefuqin，weilejijikeweidegongsi，ranglinwanyujiajilihaonan，yicihuandegongsidezijinzhouzhuanfangbian！
wanwanmeixiangdaodeshi，zuihoudejiejujingshizheiyang......
linfuerhuabushuo，yangqishouyigeerguangjiuluolexiaqule，“wolinjia，congmeichuguonizheiyangdenver！neikeshinijiejiejiuyaojiaderen，nizenmeneng......”
tachuizhemoubuyu，chunjiaoguazhefengcidexiao。
“chunian，nishibushiyinweijiangzehenishuoyaohuihundeshiqing，suoyinicaixiangyaobaofuta？”linwanyuchuchukeliandeshanglai，shuowanle，buwangtongkudekanxianglelihaonan。
neimoyang，jiuxiangshizaishuozhe，shitabuyaolian，ertacongshizhizhongdoushiwugude！
“linwanyu，nihaiganbazuotianwanshangshuoguodehuazaishuoyibianma？”linchuniandelianjiacishiyijinghongzhongleqilai，dantarengshixiaozhe，luozailinwanyushenshangdemuguangyoulengyoumosheng，linwanyuheranbeihedelengzhule，fangfoconglaimeiyourenshiguomianqiandetayiban。