第1章 林家上门女婿

“yangyang,sheirangnizaizheishuohua?matongshuaganjingle?”

yangyanghelaijiazhongshejishengrihuichangdegongrenshuohua,turanshenhouchuanlailezhangmuniangchenqingdenuhou。

“jintianmengxuanshengri,ruguojialideweishengbunengrangwomanyi,zuihaobierangwokandaoni。”

linmengxuan,linjiaqianjindaxiaojie,yangyanglaopo,sannianqianzhengshijichenglinshijituanchanye,chengweilinshijituanzhangduoren。

sannianqian,yangyangruzhuilinjia,chengweilelinjiashangmennvxu,buguozhishikongyouqiming,sannianlaitalianlinmengxuandeshoudoumeipengguo,zailinjiadediweifeichangdixia。

yangyanghuidadao:“cesuoweishengbujiuqianyijingnongguo,matongyeshualehaojibian,yinggaimeishenmewenti。”

“dangwoyanxiama!wogangcaiqukanle,matonghaimeishuaganjing!”

matongbujiuqiancaishuaguo,erqiejintianyijingshichenqingdisicirangtashuamatong,ganqingshixiangrangtayizhishuamatongtacaishufua。

chenqingzheibanweinanyangyangmudewufeijiushibiyangyangyulinmengxuanlihun,likailinjia。

“hailengzheganma!shuamatongqua!”

yangyangmeishuoshenme,momochaoweishengjianzouqu。

zheishi,houmianchuanlailechenqingdelengyanlengyu。

“heng!laihamaxiangchitianerou,jiunizheizhongwonangfeihaixiangdanglinjianvxu,dengzhegunchulinjiaba!”

zijinruzhuilinjiayangyangshoujinwuru,guodelianxiarendouburu,zailinjiarenyanli,taxiandeyiwenbuzhi。

linjiabieshuyiloushiketing,yeshishengriwanhuihuichang,yangyangdasaoweishengdedifangjiuzaiyilou。

一楼卫生间。

yangyangdaohouxiangdoumeixiangzhijiekaimenzoulejinqu,dunshi,wuqimenglongdeshenyingyingruyanlian,shuiluzhixiaxiandejingyingtitou。

里面有人正在洗澡!

杨烊瞳孔瞬间放大。

这不是欣儿吗?

linxinxin,linmengxuandemeimei,yejiushiyangyangdexiaoyizi,nianjixiaolinmengxuanliangsui,zhangdehejiejiebutaixiang,buguoqueshilingyizhongmei,liandanfeichangjingzhi。

tashenmeshihoudaoweishengjianlaile?

linxinxinyiliancuoededingzheyangyang,xuanjilianshangyongshangyigunanyandeqingxu。

“啊啊啊!!!”

“牛盲!!”

nvshengbeirenkandaobugaikandaodedifangbennengfanyingjiushidahandajiao,yangyangshayanle。

chenqingganggangbushishuolaiguoweishengjianlema,tingtadekouqiweishengjianyinggaimeirencaidui,erqie,linxinxinxizaoyetaisuiyileba,zenmejiubuzhidaofansuo?

tingdaolinxinxindejiaohuan,chenqingcongketingchongleguolai。

kaishitabingbuzhidaofashengshenme,wenguolinxinxindezhiqingkuanghounubukee,zhizheyangyangpokoudama。

“haonigeyangyang,jinggantoukanxinerxizao!nizheizhong**zhiren,jintiankanwobubanihongchulinjia!”

“gun!likejiwogun!”

yangyangyouxieyumen,tayagenbuzhidaolinxinxinzailimianxizao,erqiechenqingzijirangtadaoweishengjianshuamatongde,wanquanshiwuyizhiju。

“给我滚!”

“wobushiguyide,wozhenbuzhidaoxinerzailimian。”

chenqingbaiyiyanyangyang,bingbudasuantingtadejieshi。

“buzhidaoxinerzailimian?wokannifenmingjiushiseguiqiledaixin,xiangwuruwojiaxiner!”

shuozhechenqingzhuaizhuyangyang,batalazhilinjiamenwai。

zheishiyigeshencaigaotiao,yitouchenghongse**langshizhangfadenvzicongwaimianhuilai。

nvziqiaolianjingzhi,mingmouhongchun,pifushuinen,yishenzhiyezhuangrengwufayangaitameirenpeizideshuxing,jiushiyansejileng,xiangjilexiaoshuolimiandebingshanmeiren。

gainvzijiushiyangyangmingyishangdeqizilinmengxuan。

linmengxuanqiaolianlengruobingshuang,jianmuqinzaimenwaizhizheyangyangtuokoudama,suihoushangqianwendao:“ma,fashengleshenme?”

“niwenwenzheijiahuo,wokantayoumeiyoulianshuo!”

linmengxuanheyangyangjiehunquanshifuqinlinzetianbide,jiehunsannianlaitabingbuchengrenyangyang,suoyiheyangyangdeguanxifeichanglengdan。

“yangyang,zenmehuishi?nizenmebawomareshengqile?”

“我……”

“shuoa!ganzuobugandangshiba!”chenqingdamadao,“jirannibushuo,neiwotinishuohaole,ganggangzhei**toukanxinerxizao,bunengzairangzheizhongbaileiliuzailinjia,mengxuanxianzaijiuquhetabanlihunshouxu。”

linmengxuantinghouliansebiandejiweihanleng,etoujianshunjianyashangyicengheiheidemuse。

tayizhiyiweiyangyangweileqiancailailinjiadangdeshangmennvxu,dangzhidaoyangyangtoukuizijimeimeixizao,fangjinuqichongchong。

“zuozheizhongwochuozhishi,nijiuzheimebuyaolian,zheime****!”

“啪!”

linmengxuanyibazhangshanleguoqu,zhongzhongjileyangyangyijierguang。

“gunchulinjia!wobuxiangzaikandaoni!”

yangyangjieshidao:“zheishiwuhui,womeitoukanxinerxizao,buxinnimenxianzaijiukeyiquwenxiner。”

“wopei!xinermingmingshuonitoukanlehaijiaobian!niebuexin!”chenqingzhangyangbahu,yifupofudemoyangnudao。

“jintianbixubahunlile!”linmengxuanshuodao。

tingdaowaimiandecaozasheng,linzetianturanzoulechulai。

“huangtang!jianzhihuangtang!zheimenqinshiyouwodingxia,meiyouwodemingling,wokansheiganli!”

“ba!weishenmedaoxianzainihaihuzheta!”

“duia,zetian,nishibushilaohutule,zhei**ganggangtoukanxinerxizao,zheizhongrenhairangtaliuzailinjia,daoditutashenme?tayouyoushenmehaotu!”chenqingjieshidao。

linzetianyuzhongxinzhangshuodao:“toumeitoukan,wozihuiquwenxiner,zheijianshidaociweizhi,jinhousheiyebunengtilihunyishi。”

shuowan,linzetianzhuanshenchaoyangyangzouleguoqu,xiaodao:“yangyanga,biezaiyi,baxiangxinnibushineizhongren。”

“yihouyoushenmeshijinguanlaizhaoba,bieweiquleziji。”

“谢谢爸。”

linzetiandaiyangyanghuidaowuli,linjiamunvliangzaihoumiangenzhe,chenqingkanlinzetianbayangyangdangnvxuduidai,qideneishiyaoyaqiechi。

huidaowuli,chenqingyinweiqifenhuidaozijifangjian,linzetianmeishuoshenme,yegenzhetazoulejinqu。

linmengxuanzhijiedengyangyangyiyan,lenghengyisheng,xuanjizhuanshenlikai。

linjiamunvdefanyingrangyangyangzheshihanxin,chenqingkanbuqizijiyeba,linmengxuandouyuzijitongjusannian,suiranzhishimingyishangdetongju,danyishanglailianzhenjiadoubugujiuyaolihun。

linmengxuanalinmengxuan,hebizuodezheimejueqing!

xiangzhe,yangyangshoujixiangleqilai。

tameishenmepengyou,tongxunluzhiyoulinjiarenshoujihao,turanjiedaoyigemoshenglaidianyihuobuyi。

gangjietongshoujimeidengyangyangshuohua,shoujineitoubianchuanlaileshengyin。

”杨烊少爷!”

“三年期限已到!”

“sannianneinimeiyouchuxianrenheweiguixingwei,suoyilaoyezijuedinglvxingsannianqianyunizhijiandeyueding,huifunijingchengyangjiadashaoshenfen……”