第5章 雷五少爷疯了

“wushaoyeshuoxiaole”wangchuyaojuedeleimifengle。

qishibuzhitazheimexiang,zhaoshiziyeshizheimexiangde,ganghaibeileimiqideqiqiaoshengyandezhaoyou,cishikanleimideyanshenyedaishangtongqing。

“请王姑娘动笔吧”

wangchuyaojianleimizhiyiruci,xiangzhefanzhengxieletuiqinshuduizijidemingshengyemeishenmefangai,yejiutongyile。

leiminaqituihunshuchuilechuishangmiandemojixiaoxinshouqilai,youhuanshangyifuwanquanbutongyugangcaidexiaolian。

“weilezheidianxiaoshi,haixinkushiziqinzipaoyitang,leimishizaiguoyibuqu。

guoliangriwosigezaifushangyanke,shizikeyaolaia!”

zhaoshizimale,xindao:「fengle,zheileiwuzhenshifengtoule!zijiasigebeirentuihun,zheileimibudanyaoqiunvfangxiexiatuihunshu,jinghaiyaozaizheigejieguyanshangyanke!」

suiranxinlineimexiang,zuishangshuodequeshi:

“benshizidejiarenqinglaihelaixinku?daoshileifubeituihunmianziguabuzhudajiaxinzhiduming,wushaoyehebichengyishikoushezhikuai?jieshiruoleisishaoyebudaochang,jiangjunfuqibugengxiabulaitai?”

“xieguozhaoshizitixing,danwoleimiliaochudehuajuewushouhuidedaoli。”

“hao,jieshibenshiziyidingdaochang。”

zhaoshizixiangdaozijijinribeileimirucixiamianzi,tarileipanyaoshiganyanke,tazenmenengbulai?

“neishiziran,qingtieyihuierjiuhuisongdaofushang。”

leimizhuantouyouduiwangchuyaodao:“laizheshike,qingtieyehuisongdaoninganbofu,wang**youkongkeyiyidaoqianlai。”

sulanxijuedezijiafujunyueshuoyuelipu,danyouxiangdaogangcaihedechahezijishenshangfashengdebianhua,zhongshimeiyoukaikou。

liushishijiayidanxindizoudaoleimishence,fushangleimishouwanyongguanxindeyuqidao:“wulangniyaobuzaixiangxiang?”

【ding——suzhuqiyun-10……】

tingdaoerbianzhouranzhaqidedianziyin,leimijingsongtiaoqiyibatuikailiushishi。

「taikepale,guaibudeyuanzhuqiyunrucizhidi,jingshiyinweiyuzheiliushishiyoujiechudaozhi。」leimixindao。

kongparuofeizijichuanlai,yuanzhushuobuhaozuorijiuyiliangliang,leimixiangdaozheilibeishangmaochuyicenglenghan。

liushishibeileimiturantuikai,yifubukezhixindemoyang,quezaixiayimiao“a——”yishengyunleguoqu。

nananwangshizizebeidao:“leiwushaoyezixudonglishu、shidati,zennengduiyigeguniangjiaruciculu?”

leimixinlitucao「nixihuansongjiniya?」mianshangquedao:

“leiwushenweiyoufuzhifu,aizhongfurenshenji,zennengtongtarenlalacheche?shizirucilianxiangxiyu,ruhebudongleiwuaiqizhixin?”

zheiyiduantangsaizhaoyoudehuaquetingdesulanxixinxiawanfengandong。

【ding——suzhuchenggongduohuiqiyun+10,dangqianqiyun30。jinggao:suzhuqiyunzhengbeiyunsuxiqu,yucesuzhu30tianhoujiangbeimosha。】

【ding——renwumubiaohaogandu+10,sulanxidangqianhaogandu91%】

jingxilaidetaituran,leimiyishijianjingmeiyoufanyingguolai。

xinlimeizizideleimikanzhexitongtishimianbanshangdadadehongseshuzi,ganjuezijijulihuixiandaizhongshengzhishengyibuzhiyao。

“wushaoyeduigeguniangjiaruciculu,xianglaijiafengruci,kanlaiwoninganbofuweiyujiangjunfujieqinnaishitianyi。”

jianjinrituihunyicheng,wangchuyaoyebuxiangzaixuyuweishe,zhijiebukeqidao。

“wangguniangsuoyanyouli,yuwangguniangeryan,zuojiangjunfuzhengqinayouzuowangfucefeilaideweifeng?”

leimidehuashihaohua,jiushitingderennanadoubushufu,yishijianlianggedangshirendoushunjianbianlelianse。

“jinrizhishiyile,benshizihaiyoushi,gaoci。”

huabutouji,zhaoyouzhuanshenchulejiangjunfu,wangchuyaoyibuyiqu,congmanggaocijingenqihou。

gangzouchujiangjunfu,jiutingshenhouyizhen“pilipala——”dexiangdong。

wangchuyaoqideliansefaqing,zhaoyouzhikanleyiyanshenhou,lenghengyisheng,zhuantoujiuzou。

柳施施的系统。

【suzhuchenggonglveduoqiyun+10,dangqiankeduihuanqiyun80。】

【suzhulveduoqiyunshibai,lveduoqiyun-10,dangqiankeduihuanqiyun70,dianjizhunbei……san……er……yi……】

“buyaozijiheziji,buhuiyourenzhidaowodemimi,zheiyidingshiyiwai。”

liushishizaizijiadenvdezhushixiazhanzhechunbanziyanziyu。

congleimineierchiledanyaohuilai,leipanjiujuedezhenggerenhunhunyushui,xiaosifaxianbuduiqinglaifuyi,quebeigaozhibingwufangai,shunbiankailediandiaolishentidetangyao。

leipanhaimeisongzoufuyiyanpijiuchengbuzhule,zhongtubeijiaoxingguanleyidawantangyaoyoushuileguoqu,zheiyishuijiushuilebageduoshichen。

zaixinglaiyijingdaoleshenye,ganshoudaoxiafuzhuizhang,bianhantieshenxiaosilaifuzijiqichuangchugong,sheizhihanlexujiuquewurenyingda。

leipantiaojianfanshejiuwangshenpangmosuo,molebantianyemeimodaoshenmedongxi。

“夜壶呢?”

neiganjueyuelaiyueqianglie,yizhenjiezheyizhenxiongyongerlai,buguocaibanzhanchagongfu,leipandeetouyiranchuleyicengxiximimidebohan。

leipanjiaozhuodeshenjingnulikongzhimeiyitiaojinbengdejirou,shenzhibugansongbankouqi,shikongbianyuandeganjuezhemodeleipanjijinbengkui。

“gaisidexiaohuang,daihuihuilaikanyebushoushini!”leipanyaoyaqiechiziyanziyudao。

shizaishimashangjiuyaojuedi,leipandengbujixiaosi,dingzheetoudehanzijixiankaibeiru,fuzhechuangyanzhengzhazheqishen,jinjinqigeshen,leipanlianbitoudoubushanglehan。

tashenchushoubeibabeizijiekai,yishunjianleng,kongqizhizhichaotadexiaofuqinxierlai,rutongyijiquantouluozaifangyuboruodezaiweizhi,jideleipanqileyicengjipigeda。

buganzaidange,leipanyongshuangbeijiangzijishuangtuiyixiachuang,quezaidongshoudeshihouheranfaxian,jinrizijizheishuangtuibiqiyiwangyiwaidiqingying。

jingxiyishunjian,leipanyigejianbuzhizhichongxianggongtong,jiejuewanrenshengdashi,tazheicaiyoukongjidongdijianchazijideshenti。

shenshangzhanmankuseyaoxiangdetieshenxiaosixiaohuangnazhegangxiganjingdeyehuhuilai,haimeizoudaomenkoujiutingjianwuziliyoumingxiandeshengxiang。

leipanzhengzaigongtongbianshangchaozijituishangqiaoqiaodada,taiyankandaoxiaohuanghetashoulideyehuqijiubudayichulai:“xiaochufangneiyatoupiaoliangma?”

“a?”xiaohuanglenglexia,suijixiangdaozijishenshangzhandeyaoweihuangrandawu。

“nizheigeyueshidijicipaoxiaochufangxiyehule,nizijishuo。”leipanxianqidinilexiaohuangyiyan。

xiaohuangyanzhuyizhuan,ganmangzhuanyihuati,niutoujiuchaowaitoudahan:“sishaoyedetuihaole!sishaoyedetuihaole!——”

leipan:“dui,yedetuihaole,xiaohuangjugongzhiwei,shaoyeshangnijiquanfudaosangeyuegongtong,tingdaolema?”

xiaohuangdelianyixiazhouchenglekugua:“weishenmea?”

“哼,你猜。”