第5章 你有野男人了

linmeiyingyanshendengdaxiangjidan,“niyaohefushenglihun?nifengle?”

白楚涵不说话。

linmeiyinghuranyanqianyiliang,kanjianbaichuhanbojingshangdeanhongsewenhen,biyidao“woshuoni!conglaidoushihegouerbanshuncongdenvren,zenmehuranyoulezhuyi,youyaolihun,youfanjiuzhang,yuanlaizijishizhaoleyenanren!”

baichuhanyitouwushui,kanjianlinmeiyingdeyanshenzhengluozaizijibojingshang,huranjiudongle。

tayundanfengqingdao:“zenme,jiuxunierzizaiwaimianhugaoxiagao,wojiubunengxiaosakuaihuo?biewangle,wokebinierziyouqianduole!”

linmeiyingdelianselikedabian,mamalielie:“nizijibushoufudaohaihaoyisishuochulai!nizhengtianlengzheyizhanglian,gaogaozaishang,meiyouyisinvrenwei!woerzibuyuanyipengnizenmele!”

“meizenme。”baichuhansongsongjian,yangzhuangyihandao:“jirantabuguaiguaidezuowodenanren,yanxiajiuzhinengziqiuduofuge!”

“fanle!fanle!zhenshifanle!”

yishizhijian,linmeiyingdemiansedoubiandejingcaiqilai。

tazenmedoumeixiangdao,yixianghaoshuohuadebaichuhan,zheicitaiduzheimeqiangying,erqiehaizaiwaimianzhaoleyenanren!

“nibuyaotaiguofen!”linmeiyingnudao,“nishixiangdehua,jiukuaidianbafushengjiuchulai!womenfujiahaiyouniyiwanfanchi!fouzewojiubanizhaoyenanrendeshiqing,gaosuquantianxiaren!”

“niruguobujieyibierenzhidaonierzidailvmaozi,woyebujieyi。”baichuhandandandao,zongzhitajiushiyouyanbujin,ruanyingbuchi!

“hao!”linmeiyingbiaoqingkaishizhengning,“niguoranshige**!henimayiyangdoushige**!shigeshuixingyanghuade**!”

linmeiyinghuayinweiluo,bianting“pa”diyisheng,yigeerguangshengxiangchezhengdongbieshu,tabeibaichuhanyigedazuibazishandidaozaishafashang。

“gun!nibupeitiwoma!”baichuhanjinlejinzijifantengdeshouzhang,yandiyipianbingleng。meigerendouyouzijidenilin,baichuhandenilinjiusuanbuxurenherenwurutamuqin,buguanshishei。

“nigandawo?”linmeiyingdelianzhongdelaogao,yuqilimanmandibuganxiangxin。“hao,nijiwodengzhe!xiao**!”

tashuowanhua,shenshouqumozijidebao,qishenyaozou。

“等等!”

baichuhandouranchusheng,jiaozhuta,lishengwen:“ganggangshinitangshangletaoyideshou?”

taoyibutingyaotou,shiyibaichuhanbuyaozhuijiu,kebaichuhanpianpianbugan,youdashengwenleyibian!

“shini,tangshangletaoyi,duiba!”

linmeiyingliansedourannankan,wuzhelianyouxiedanqie,youyangzhuangzhending,“shiwo,tajiwodaochashi,buxiaoxinsachulailexie,bianbenshoubenjiaoditangdaoleziji,zheiyoushenmehaoshuode!zhenshi!”

baichuhanmiansechenzhongdizoudaotamianqian,“ni,xiangtadaoqian!”

“nizheishiganma!yaoweileyigeyongrenchutou,qiyazhangbei!nihaiyoumeiyoudianguijule!”linmeiyingdeetoujinjinzhouchengyituan!yitouxinxiandeshizitangduanjuanfagengenmaohuo。

“nidaoqian,zheijianshifanguoqu,budaoqian,wozaidaniyibazhang。”baichuhandengzhetadeyanjing,sihaobutuique。

“ni!nihaodadanzi!niweixiewo!”linmeiyingzhandoudeshouzhiyaozhixiangbaichuhan。

baichuhanyibaniezhutadeshou,yanshenweimi,shoumanmantaiqi,“wozhijiniwumiaozhong,1……2……3”

“duibuqi!”linmeiyingsuixinbuganqingbuyuan,dandaoqianhaisuanguojue,bijingganggangneiyibazhanghaitongzheni,yebuzhidaobaichuhandaodishizuoleshenme,shoujingzheimeda!

daowanqian,linmeiyingjinjinzhoumei,buganxindirouzhelian,caizhegaogenxie“dengdengdeng”wangmenkouzouqu。

baichuhantouyebuhuiwangloushangzouqu,dakaizijidewoshimen,fanshoulakailalian,zhunbeibayiquntunxia,haohaoxigezao。

zhengqiaojinlaiyigedianhua,“baizong,zuotianzaijiudiantouxinideren,wozhaodaole。”

“youmeiyourenzhishi,jiujingshizenmehuishi,chaqingchulema?”baichuhanchenshengwen。

duifangchiyileyixia,“baizong,beihouzhishiqiancheyouxiefuza,ruguoniyoukongwomenjianmianliaoyiliaoba。”

baichuhanwojindianhua,muguangyichen,“yigexiaoshizhihoujian!”