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sanshengjie!shengren、shenggui、haishengxian!
fanrenzhijianfanrenshi,fanrensihouxuguisheng!
xinguichushenglewuzhi,haiwangxianrenlailingren!
houbeizisunxianghuogong,xianrenhaibazisunyou!
……
meng***longzhong,toutongyuliedexufeibeifangruonianjingyibandeshengyinchaoxing,houlongzhongbuyouzizhudefachuyishengtongkude**sheng:“wu……”
“啊!阿飞醒了!”
“少爷!少爷!”
……
“zheishizenmele?……”
zailuanzaozaodeshengyinzhong,xufeizaicihunshuileguoqu!
shuimengzhong,xufeibianchenglelingwaiyige“xufei”,congxiaoshengzhangzaiyijianvduonanshaodedahurenjiazhong,laodieheyiqun“mama”duitashiaihuyoujia,suoyishitayangchenglefeiyangbahudexingzi,wangshiyimumudezaitadeyanqianpiaoguo,zhidaotaqudiaoxiyigexiaoniangzihoubeirenjiadesuicongzoupazaidiweizhi……
“e……md……bujiushitongxiaowanlegeyouxima?!zhiyulaizheimezhenshidemengjingma?!……”
shuimengzhongxufeijinyoudeyishihaibuwangtucao……——
chunriwuxianhao,yangguangwennuan,chunfengxuxu,zaijiashangwennuandebeiwohebijianchuanlaidezhenzhenhaowendexiangqi,xufeiganjuezijihaoxiangshengxianle!zheibeizidoumeishuiguozheimeshufudejue,zaishuihuier!zaishuihuier!
“furen!shaoyexingle!shaoyexingle!”
“什么!快快!”
zhengdasuanjixushuigeshufudehuilongjuedexufeibeiyishengshengsicengxiangshudejingxijiaoshengjichedidejingxingleguolai!
rumusuoji,shuxide“xiangmu”dachuang,qingshamanzhang,cixiujinbei,yangyangdoufeichangde“shuxi”!xunshengwangqu,yilianjigenvrenjicongcongdecongwaimianpaolejinlai,weishoudezhengshiyijingsishiduosui,keyinweibaoyangdedang,xiandeyouxienianqingde“daniang”,houmianhaiyou“erniang”,“sanniang”,haiyousihou“ziji”deyatou“axiang”!
“daniang、erniang、sanniang!”xufeixiayishidewenhouleyiju,huayichukou,xufeizhenggerenzhengzhu!
wokao!womingmingtongxiaowanyouxilaizhe,zenmehuizaizheilixinglai?nandaomenglideneixieshizhende?
qiaoqiaodezaibeizilihenhendeqialezijiyibahou,yiguzuanxindetengtongzhichongnaomen,eryizhongjingsongdeganjueyetongshifushangzijidexinjian!
“laozizheishihunchuanle?!”
saoshiyiquan,querenzijibushizaizuomenghou,xufeizuilimaochuyiju:“**a!”
“afei!niganjuezenmeyang?”xufeilengshendeshihou,daniangzuodaochuangbian,lazhexufeideshouguanxindewendao,ertingdaoxufeibaochucukouhou,jirenfenfenduishiyiyan,bumingbaixufeizheishizenmele,nandaoshiliuxiashenmehouyizhenglema?
“axiang,kuaiquqingdafuguolai。”zhanzaihoumianyilianguanqiedesanniangganjinfenfuaxiangdao。
“shi,sanfuren!”axiangyingleyisheng,jijimangmangdepaolechuqu。
erzheigeshihoudexufeizongsuanshihuiguoleshen,yehuiguolaiyikouqi!
shixianhuanhuandesaoguomianqianzheisanweisuandeshangmeiyande“niang”,xinzhongbuyouzizhudetanxileyikouqi,bujiushiduojigeniangma,fanzhengcaishiliusui,yebuchikui。
kanjirenguanqiedeshense,xufeikaikoudao:“niang,womeishi。”yinweiganke,shengyinxiandesiya。
“hu~”jirentongshisongleyikouqi,buguoxufeimashangkandaojirentoushangdingzhedebaisesijiaomao,xinzhongyizheng!
zheizhongmaozizhiyoujiazhongsilerenzhihoucaihuidaide,rutongdiqiushang“pimadaixiao”yibandedaoli,jialisheichushile?
yexushikandaoxufeideyanshen,daniangwunaidetanlekouqidao:“yinweinishouleshang,nidieshou**,meitingguolai……”
shuozhesange“niang”benlaijiuhonghongdeyanquangenghongle!
“卧……槽!”
xufeizhenjingtaida,youyijucukoujiuzheiyangxiayishidebaolechulai!
xujiasuiranshidahurenjia,keyeshiyanxuzubeiyuyineryi。
jidaichuanxialai,daolexufuzheiyidai,dumiaoyizhi!weilejixuyanxuxianghuo,xufeideyeyezaixufeidelaodieshisisuideshihouyikouqijiqulelianggezhengqi,liugepingqi,zonggongbafanglaopo!congcixufeidelaodiejiuzoushanglexinkudebozhongzhilule!
ershilainiannulixialai,chulelaodashigeerziwai,yilianshengleshiyigenverhou,dishisangecaiyoushenglexufeizheimeyigenanding!
zhikexilaodiesuiranyeyeshengge,queshimeiyouneitizhi,shengxiaxufeihoujiukaishibianderuobujinfeng,fangfoqilaobashiyiban,nengtingdaojintianyesuanshitafudamingdale!
bushuolaodie,xufeidedage,laodaxufubilaodiegengweiqican!
shisansuijiubeilaodiezaozaodeanpailechuanzongjiedaiderenwu,liangfangzhengqizaozaodejiuqujinmen,houlaiyifangyinweinanchanqushi,youjibuleyifang。
shijiniandenulizhixia,zhishenglelianggenver,yigeerzidoumeiyou,gengkebeideshixufudeshentibilaodiehaiburu,caiershiduosuijiubushangleweilaoxianshuaidejiezou!
suoyidaolexianzai,xujiarenzaiyebuganluanlaile,yizhiyuxufeijinnianshiliulehaishiyigexiao**!
yishangzheixiedangranbushixufeibaocukoudeyuanyin,baocukoudeyuanyinshixufeidebianyilaodiesile!eryanghuojialishangxiajishizhangzuidezhongrenyihoukejiuluozaitadejianbangshangleya!
nima,yiqianlaozijiuyinweimeiqianyizhiyusanshiduosuilehaimeiquxifu,zheiyichuanyueguolai,haimeiquxifuni,jiubeishanglezheimechenzhongdefudan,zheiruhenengshoudele?!
xiangdaozheili,xufeishibeicongxinlai,yishenghaowuzuaidekushengjiuhaolechulai:“diea!nizenmejiuzheimezoulea!niliuxiaerzizenmebana!……”
yibiansushuozhexinzhongdebeiqi,xufeiyibiantiaoxiachuang,guangzhejiaojiubenhouyuandecitangerqule!
“afei!mandian!chuanshangxiezi!”
kandaoxufeidejudong,sanweiniangsuiranyedaweibeishang,buguohaishibuwangxiayishidezhaoguxufei。
xufeibijingshibandaxiaozi,xianqubeirenzoupaxiayebingmeiyoushangzheshenzi,suoyiyibiankuhao,yibianxianghoupao,zaojiubasangeniangshuaidemeiyingle!
……
daolehouyuan,yizuogaodasumudecitangchulizaidangzhong,sizhouqingyanliaorao,citangdamendongkai,zhengduidamendezhengtangshang,zaojiuqiaobianzidelaodiejingjingdetangzaiyizunkaigaideheiseguanguozhinei,zaiguanguoliangbian,liangmingshenchuanheipaodetutouyibianqiaozheyimianxiaogu,yibianniannianyouci。
citangwaimiandaoludeliangpangzeshiguizhexufeishengxiadewugeniangyijishiyiweijiejie,yigegedoushensebeiqi。
xufeisuirankanjianlezhongren,danciketadeyanzhongzhiyoutangzaineilideneigesilaotou!nishuoniwansigesanwunianyekeyiya!zheimehaodetiaojian,nihaodaiyerangwozheigebianyierziduoxiangshoujinianya!nizenmejiusashourenhuanle?!
xufeiyibianhaoku,yibianbenjincitang,zhijiepuzaiheiguanshanghaodao:“diea!nizenmejiuzheimediuxiaerzizouleya!yihourangerzizenmebanya!”
“keke!keke!kekeke!”
zhengzaizheishi,jishengjiliedekesoushengxiyinlexufeidezhuyi,niutoukanqu,yuanlaizaiguancaitouzhengduideweizhi,laodaxufuzhengguizaineili,yifuyoujindengku,yaoyaoyuzhuideyangzi!
“**!”