第1章 我这是穿越了?

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meng***longzhong,toutongyuliedexufeibeifangruonianjingyibandeshengyinchaoxing,houlongzhongbuyouzizhudefachuyishengtongkude**sheng:“wu……”

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“zheishizenmele?……”

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“hu~”jirentongshisongleyikouqi,buguoxufeimashangkandaojirentoushangdingzhedebaisesijiaomao,xinzhongyizheng!

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“卧……槽!”

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citangwaimiandaoludeliangpangzeshiguizhexufeishengxiadewugeniangyijishiyiweijiejie,yigegedoushensebeiqi。

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“keke!keke!kekeke!”

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