第1章 借你的小蝌蚪用用

rouruandedachuangshang,fengjingchenmengdezhengkaiyan,yanqianshuxidechangjingrangtaliansezhoubian。

heiyaoshibandemouzifanzhehongxuesi,shuaiqideliansanfazhebinglengdeliqi。

muguangzhenghaokandaochuangqian,qingquyuganglinvrenbaixiruyudehoubei。

zhijiantaxiuzhangdeshouzhizaishenshangdazhepaopao,zuilihengzhege,haobuqiayi。

fengjingchenzhijuedenuhuoyingtouershang,yibaxiankaibeizidabulaidaoyugangqian。

“zhuanglezheimeduonian,zhongyuluchuhuliweibale。”

“he,zheimeqingyitongyilihun,haiheshenmesanhuojiu,yuanlainixiangyaodeshizheige?”

dichendeshengyindaizheyinrenbuzhudenuhuo。

tashizenmeyexiangbudao,yixiangdanxiaorouruodedouchuchujuranyoudanzishejiziji。

douchuchukanzheyanqianshuxiyoumoshengdenanren,chixiaochusheng。

sannianqian,tazaiyeyedebipoxiaquleta,hunhoutamenzhijiangengshixingtongmolu。

jinguanrucitayeganzhiruyi,zhiyindiyicikandaozheigenanrendeshihouxinlijiuzaiyezhuangbuxiaqita,tazirenweishijiankeyichongdanyiqie,tafeijinxinsidetaohaota,weiletafangqisuoyou。

taxiangzhiyaozuoyigetinghuadexiaoqizi,tajiuhuiaishangta。

jiehunsannian,taxiaoxinyiyidejinxinbanyanzhewanmeiqizidejiaose,zhixiwangtanenggouzaihuitoudeshihoukandaoziji,napazhiyouyiyan。

ranersannianhou,quehuanlailetadeyizhilihunxieyi。

yigetawulesanniandoumeiyouwuredeshitou,tazhidaotashule,erqiehenchedi。

tajuedeshishihoujigaizheigehunyinhuashangyigewanmeidejuhao。

kandaotamanliannuqideyangzi,douchuchuzhijuedexinkoumomingdechoutongqilai。

ranerzuijiaoquegouqimeixiao,jiaohaodemianrongshangdaizhejifenanmeibumingdehongyun,xiandegewaiyouren。

damanpaopaodeshoushunzheguanghuadepifudazhuan,muguangquetanxianglefengjingchenxiaofu,xiaoyiyuelaiyuenong。

“hundoulile,bushiyaodiandongxifengyedoubujiba?”

fengjingchenshuangmouweijin,shuangshoujinjinwozhequantou,qiangrenzhushentimaochulaidezaore。

“jinidecaichanzugounidangjibeizidanggejishengchong,buyaodecunjinchi。”

decunjinchizheihuayongzaizijishenshanghaizhenshifengci,zichaodexiaolexiao,suijishenchushouchaozhenanrenxiongqiandeliukuaifujizhilezhi,meiyanqingtiao。

“buguoshiyaofengyejishiyigexiaokedou,zhengchangrenmeici4000wzuoyougexiaokedou,zuowannibaci,sanyiliangqianwangekedou,jiashangganggangdeyici,sanyiliuqianwange……”

douchuchubaizheshouzhishuzhe,huahaimeishuowan,biankandaofengjingchendemouzishunjianxinghong。

shenshouzhijieqiazhedouchuchubozizhijiebatacongyuganglilaolechulai。

zaikandaodouchuchuyishenmoxiongxinniangfu,shoulidongzuoyidun。

fengjingchenyazhesangzimanlianqifen,shoulidedongzuoyuelaiyueyongli,“douchuchu,nidaodimaideshenmeyao?”

kandaotalianshangwucaibinfendebiaoqing,douchuchuzhijuedeshuangjile,wanquanwangjilenaoziqueyangdeganjue。

jintiantateyichuanledangchujiehunshichuandelifu,yesuanshiyuanlejiehunshidechuyemeng。

douchuchujiangshuangshougouzhutadebojing,weiruodeqixidazaitadeerbian,manshimeihuo,yindefengjingchenshoumomingyisong。

“jiehunsannian,zuoweinideqiziziranshiyaoshishinidenengli,buranwohuiyiweini……xingwuneng……”

性无能……

fengjingchenzhijuedeyanjiaochouchulejixia,qixizhenggexiajiangdaojidian。

qiazhetadebozizhijiebarendiuzaichuangshang,zhenggerenqingshenershang,binglengdeqixishunjianjiangtabaowei,douchuchumomingdedalegeduosuo。

“douchuchu,niyaoweinishuodehuafuchudaijia。”

……

jiexialai,douchuchuzhongyumingbaileshenmejiaozuohuibudangchu,

zaiyicitiyandaolefengyanwangdebense。

dengtazaicixinglaideshihou,zhijuedeshenshangzhenggerendouyaosanjiale。

haoburongyizhengkaiyanjing,chaozheshenbiandenanrenkanleyiyan。

meixiangdaotajuranxuyaoyongzheiyangdefangshi,laijieshutamensanniandehunyinshenghuo。

都楚楚,你真可笑。

zichaohou,takanzhechuangbianjinzhoumeijiaodenanren,shenshoufuzaitarudiaokeguodelianjia。

mouzilishanguojifenbushe,danzhuanshunjishi。

“fengjingchen,zaijian,zaiyebujian……”

……

六年后

haishishengshijiudian,mingliujuji。

heisedemaibahetingzaijiudianmenkou,zuozaichehoumiandenanrenmianselengjun,youheidemouzirushenyuanbandaiyinsen,yanjiaoxiadehongzhizairuilidelianshangpingtianlejifenmeihuo。

“zongcai,daole……”qiaoandakaichemen。

“en。”nanrenyingleyisheng,suijiheshangshouzhongdiannao,xiache。

yichuxianbianyindezhouweirenyizhenxixu,shoulidejingtouzhijieduizhunnanrenanxiakuaimen。

“neibushifengjingchenma?meixiangdaoyelaile。”

“kanlaizheicihezuoan,fengshishishinajiuwenle。”

“……”

yaozhidaopingrilixiangyaodedaoguanyufengshijituandexiaoxijianzhinanbidengtian,guangshifengjingchendezhaopian,jiuzugoubazhantoutiaohaojiri。

fengjingchenmouziweidong,qiaoanlimamingbai,duizhebaobiaobailebaishou,“chulidiao。”

fengshijituanzheimeduonianlaisuiranyizhishihaichengshangyejulong,danshifengjingchenzheigerenqueshijishaozaigongzhongmianqianlumian,shenshaoyouguanyutadebaodao。

zheiciruobushixiangyaodedaoguojiyjituanzhuanzhanguoneishichangshoucihezuoquan,fengjingchenyebuhuiqinzilaizheilicanjiazheicidezhaoshangan。

lianggerenganggangburujiudian,biantingjianyidaonaimengdeshengyin,“shuaishushu,nizuowodiediba。”

fengjingchenzhoumei,xiayishidixiatou,biankandaoyigechuanzhegongzhuquntoudingzhazhelianggejiujiudexiaotuanzibaozheyiduikapianmanliandaixiaodezhanzaizijimianqian。

panghuhudexiaolianshang,yanjiaoxiazhuhongsedeleizhigewaiyinrenzhuyi,fengjingchenxinlimomingyidun。

yankanzhefengjingchendelianseyuelaiyuehei,qiaoandaoxilekouliangqi,shengpatamenlaodahuiyibuxiaoxinbazheixiaojiahuodiuchuqu。

lianmangshangqianlazhuxiaotuanzi,erbianqueturanchuanlaifengjingchendichendeshengyin:“nimeiyoudiedima?”

qiaoanshenchudeshoushengshengdetingzailebankongzhong。

什么情况?

xiaotuanzishifendeyideyangleyangnaodai,zheigeshushutahegegekeshidiaochalehenjiucaizhidaotajintianhuilaizheili,suoyiyizaobianlaiweidule。

“shushu,ruguoniyuanyichangshizuowodiedi,wokeyijinipaidao87haoe。”

xiaojiahuobaizheshouzhirenzhendeshuzhe,molehaiconghuailitaochuyizhangyaoqinghansaijintadeshouli,“zheigeshixiangqindahuideyaoqinghan,xiangqinridingzaishitianhoue,nengbunengbaodemamiguijiukannideshilila!”