第四章 避开男人的咸猪手

disizhangbikainanrendexianzhushou

“jinsea,buyaoji,cishiyebushimeiyouhuizhuandeyudi,jintianwanshangwozaidihaojiudianbaishangyizhuo,jieshaoyixieyoumenludepengyoujinirenshi,nikankan,nengbunengbawojihuima!”

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shuobuding,juejingzhizhongzhendehuiyouzhuanji,bunengqingyanfangqi。

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“zhishiqitarenmeidaoma?”

lixingzhangmizhexiaoyanjingshangxiajiangtadaliangyibian,xinzhonganandegantan,xiaodeshihouzheiyatoujiushigemeirenpeizi,xianzai,zheiyatouchuluodeyuelaiyuebiaozhi。

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tangjinsedanxiaogouchun,buzhehenjidebikainanrendexianzhushou,suijiguzuohaoqidenglesheng。