第3章

“是谁?”

ranerjiangxiaoxibingmeiyoutingdaohuifu。

turanyizhenlacheganxilai,jiangxiaoxishunjianjiushiquleyishi。

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“nizheigexiao**,jingranduozaizheilitoulan,haibukuaiquzhufan,shixiangesiwomenma?”yizhenjianruideshengyinbansuizhepokongyinchuanlai。

jiangxiaoxizhengyanjiukandaoxiongsheneshadezhangguifang,juzhebiandanchaotadalai,tingneipokongsheng,mingxianshixialesishou。

jiangxiaoximingbaile,tazaicichuandaoshuzhong,bingqiechuandaozhangguifangguyidaduanyuanzhutuideshihou。

zheishiyuanzhurenshengzhongyaodeyigezhuandian。

zaizheiciaidazhong,yuanzhudetuibeizhangguifangguyidaduan,houmianyouzaiyuanzhutuimeihaodeshihouguyirangyuanzhuganhuo,yuanzhudetuimeiyouyanghao,zuihouzouluyoudianbo。

jiangjiarenjingchangnazheigechaoxiaoyuanzhu,yuanzhuyincibiandezibei。

bojiaoyeshigujiarenxianqitadeyigeyuanyin。

jiangxiaoxikebunengrangzheijianshizaicifasheng,tataijiaoxiangduokai,ranertatuiqueshibushangyidianjing。

“玩蛋了!”

nandaoshigangchuanjinzheigeshenti,tahaimeiyouwanquanzhangwoshentideshiyongquan。

jiangxiaoxihedeganjinbaotoudunxia,huzhuzijidetou。

“pa”biandanbuzhizenmedapianle,dazailejiangxiaoxishenhoudeqiangshang,judahuidanlizhendezhangguifanghukoufama。

“sheirangnizheixiao**duode!”

zhangguifangqiji,naqibiandanyouyaodaxiaqu。

jiangxiaoxijingxidifaxiantuishangyouleyisiliqi,jiangxiaoxiganjinchenjiduokaibiandandegongji,linghuodizuandaozhangguifangdeshenhou。

yijiaochuaidaozhangguifangde**shang,zhangguifangshunjianshuailegegouchishi,bizizhongzhongdikezaidishang,yiguzuanxindetengxilai。

zhangguifangzhiganjueyigureliucongbiziliuchu,tashenshouyimo,zhijianmanshoushixue,taqiji,nazhebiandanjiuyaoqudajiangxiaoxi。

cishi,wulinalihaiyoujiangxiaoxideyingzi。

jiangxiaoxizaochenzhezhangguihuashuaidaoshi,jiupaolechuqu。

tabunengjixudaizaijia,buranzhinengshianbanshangdeyurou,renrenzaige,tadexiangbanfagaibian。

zhangguifangzaijiangxiaoxishenshangchilezheimedadekui,naliyandexiazheikouqi,nazhebiandanjiuzhuilechuqu。

erjiangxiaoxizheibian,bianpaobianhan:“zhangguifangyaosharenle……zhangguifangyaosharenle……”

cishi,zheizhengzhizhongwu,dahuodouganzhehuijiachifan,tingjianjiangxiaoxidejiaosheng,douchaoshengyindelaiyuankanleguoqu。

chuxianzaidajiayanzhongdejiushizheiyangyifuchangjing,jiangxiaoxizaiqianmianpinmingdibianhanbianpao,zhangguifangmanlianshixue,nazhebiandanzaihoumianzhui,neishenqingfangruoegui,yaobajiangxiaoxichidiao。

dahuopachushi,ganjinshangqianlanzhuzhangguifang,quanjiedao:

“guifang,haizibutinghua,haohaoshuojiushile,nizheiyibiandanxiaqu,busidouyaocan!”

“shiya,hehaizizhijiannengyoushenmechou?youshihaohaoshangliang?”

zhangguifangjianyinweizheijirendezulan,daozhijiangxiaoxipaoyuan,nudao:“wojiaoyuwozijijiadehaizi,guannimenshenmeshi!gounahaoziduoguanxianshi,doujilaonianggunkai!”

shuozhenazhebiandanyaojixuquzhuijiangxiaoxi。

zhangguifangdehua,chedibadajiadezuile。

“zhangguifang,nibiebushihaodai,womenzheishiweilenihao,niyaoshibanimenjiaxiaoxidasi,nikeshiyaodundalaode!”

“jiushi,zhenshihaoxindangzuolvganfei!”

shuozhehaichaozhezhangguifang“pei”lejisheng。

也不再拦她。

“guifang,fashengleshenmeshi?”

cishi,zhunbeihuijiachifandejiangerzhukandaozheilideqingkuang,kaikouwendao。

zhangguifangkandaojiangerzhuguolai,bajiangxiaoxituitadeshiqingtianyoujiacudishuoleyibian。

jiangerzhutingle,lianseyixiajiuyinchenxialai:“zheigepeiqianhuojianzhishiwufawutianle。zou,wojintianfeiyaodasizheigebuxiaodedongxi!”

“dui,yidingyaohaohaoshoushineigexiao**!”

suihou,liangrenjiujixuquzhuijiangxiaoxi。

zheigeniandaiyuleshao,kandaozheiyangdeqingkuang,dajiazirandougenzhequkanrenao。

……

zheibiandejiangxiaoxijingzhipaodaoleduizhangjiali,zaijinmenzhiqian,jiangxiaoxihenhenqialeyixiazijidedatui,tongdetayanleishunjianchongmanleyankuang。

tawuzheyanjingzoujinleduizhangjia。

cishi,duizhanggangdaojiazuoxia,jiujiandaokudechouyedejiangxiaoxizoulejinlai。

“dui……zhang,womayao……yaodasiwo!”

“xiaoxinizheishizaishuoshenmehuhua,nimazenmehuidasinini?ni……”

duizhangdehuakazailehoulongli。

jiujianjiangxiaoxiwanqixiuzi,shoubeishangquanshixinjiujiaotideshanghen,yikanjiuzhidaojiangxiaoxichangnianshoudaoduda。

zheilidedongjing,jingdongleduizhangxifujiangmei,jiangmeiyichulaijiujiandaoshanghenleileijiangxiaoxi。

tamianluburen:“nayouzheimehenxindemayo!xiazheimezhongdeshou。”

huayingangluo,zhangguifangjiren,yezhuizhejiangxiaoxilaidaoduizhangjiali。

zhangguifangyikandaojiangxiaoxi,jiumamalieliedichongshangqianqu,juzhebiandanwangjiangxiaoxishenshangzhaohu:

“nizheigexiao**,jingrangantuiwo,kanwobudasini。”

jiangxiaoxiganjinduodaoduizhangshenhou,hunshenzhandou,yifupajiledeyangzi。

“jiwobabiandanfangxia!nishixiangnaochurenmingma?”duizhangyanlidihechidao。

zhangguifangzaiduizhangyanlideyanshenxia,buqingyuandifangxialeshouzhongdebiandan。

jiangerzhujianduizhangshengqile,haihuzhejiangxiaoxi,jiuzhidaojiangxiaoxikendinggenduizhangshuoleshenme。

taganjindao:“duizhang,guifangyeshiyishichongdong,zhuyaoshixiaoxiyetaibutinghuale,nikantabaguifangdachengshenmeyangzile,guifangdelianshangheyifushangquanshixue,zheidoushixiaoxidade。”

suihouchaozhangguifangshilegeyanshen,zhangguifanghuiyi,ganjinyi**zuozaidishang,paizhedatuihaojiao:

“wozheishizaoleshenmenieyo!jingranshenglezheimeyigebuxiaonv。”

zhangguifangmanshenshixuedeyangzi,kanqilaidequehenlangbei。

dajiadouxiangxinletamendehua,buzantongdichaojiangxiaoxikanleguoqu。

jiangxiaoxijianzhuang,yifuweiweisuosuodeyangzi,duozaiduizhangshenhoudikanxiangzhangguifang:“ma,wobushiguyide,wotaihaipale,caibuxiaoxinzhuangdaonide,shizaibiandandazaishenshangtaitong。”

jiangxiaoxishuozhewanqizijidekutui,bazijituishangdadaxiaoxiaodeshanglulechulai。

shoubeishangdeshangyetongshizhanxianzaidajiadeshixianzhong。

dajiakandaoneixieshangdoudaoxiyikou。

“tiana!shoubeihetuishangquanshixinjiujiaocuodeshanghen,kandedaodedifangshangdouzheiduo,beiyifuzhezhudedifangbuzhidaoyouduoyanzhong!”

“zheikeshiqinguinv,zheizhangguifangxiashouyetaihenleba!”

“xiaoxizheihaizitaikelianle,yaoshiwobeidachengzheiyang,wokendingyeyaopaoa!”

“jiushi,zhangguifangliugebixuejiuyaosiyaohuode,yaoshitaailexiaoxizheimeduoda,bushiyaonaoshangtian!”

jiandaodajiadouxiangzhejiangxiaoxi,zhangguifangganjinkuzhedao:

“dazaiershen,shangzainiangxina!yaoshixiaoxitinghua,womennalishededata,womendatazhishixiangtabianhaobale,buranxiangtazheigeyangzi,yihouzenmezhaodedaopojia!”

jiangerzhucalecayanjiaobucunzaidelei,shenshoupailepaizhangguifangdejianbang,yifuweijiangxiaoxicaosuilexindeyangzi。

tamenlianggezheigeyangzi,yinqilehenduofumudegongming,xiangdaolezijijianeibutinghuadehaizi。

kanzhedajialianshangdedongrong,zhangguifangfufuqiaoqiaodigoulegouzuijiao。