第三章 奇葩一家

zheishihoushangpinfanghaimeixingqi,jiangjiajiajingsuanshibucuode,changlifenleliangtaofang,yitaozaisanlouyitaozaisilou。

jiangyueyuandefuqinjiangchunshengzaixianyizhongdanglaoshi,paixinglaosan,hejiangyeyejiangnainaiyiqizhusanlou。

dabojiaheerbojiazhusilou。

jiangyueyuandengdengpaoshangsanlou,yijinwuzi,dunshiyigunuanyixilai。

tahunshenlengdelihai,yijingkaishiliubiti,kandaojiangnainaijigerenzuozaiketingdeshafashangshuohua,zhishuolesheng“wohuilaile”jiuwangwuliquhuanyifu。

rangtayilaijiujiaogangjianmiandemoshengren“nainai”“ma”deng,tahaikaibulekou。

jiangyueyuanmamashangmeizhouliumeishangban,yiyanjiukandaoguinvdeyifushile,xiangqitazaoshangyilianjiaoxiudechumen,yebuzhiqujianleshei,zhengxiangzheguanxinyixia,huaweichukou,jiubeijianruideshengyindaduan。

“jiangyueyuan,nijiwoguolai!woyouhuawenni!”jiangwenwenshengyinbudabuxiao,lengzheliansaoxiangjiangyueyuan。

zheishilixinrandemuqin,jiangyueyuandexiaogu。

shulinvzhulixinrandefumuziranyeshizhongyaojiaose。

zuozheyonglehendapianfumiaoxiechulenvzhumuqindepianzhihefuqinqinqideqipajipin。

jiangwenwennianqingshihoubianxingaoqiaoxihuanpanbi,zailijiachangnianzaoshoujiabao,lihunhuilaihougengshipianzhimingan,zongjuedegegesaosaokanbuqita。

weilezhengyigelianmian,yaoqiulixinrangefangmiandoubunengshujijiangyueyuan,pianpianjiangjiarenbuzaihu。

yemeiyouyincigaokantahelixinranyiyan,zhaoyangchongzhejiangyueyuan,jiangwenwenjiushichangtiaojiangyueyuandeci。

“wenwen,niyaowenbunengdengyideng?meikanjianyuanyuanyifushilema?wanyiganmaolezenmeban?”budengjiangyueyuanshuohua,shangmeijiuzhijiekaikoufanbo。

“yuanyuan,kuai,ganjinhuiquhuanyifu。nierbodepengyousonglaijigexiezi,jiniliuzheni!”jiangnainaixiaozheshuo,bubajiangwenwendehuadanghuishi。

nianqingshijiangwenwenbenkeyijiayigexianliyouzhengshidanweidehousheng,quebuzhizenmekanshanglenongcundeligen,bugufumuzulanfeiyaoxia,bajiangnainaiqidezhuyuan,sangegegedoushixiaoshunde,zaitajiaqunongcunhoujiuduanlewanglai。

shigeduonianjiangwenwenlihunhuilai,daodishiqinnver,jiangnainaibukenengbataganchujiamen,danyaoxiangyiqianyiyangqinmiwujianyebukeneng。

jiangwenwenshuangmouchenxialai,shuangmoufenglidexiangdaozi,“ma——”

neixiezizhongwutahexinrancaichileyige,quejijiangyueyuanliulesa。

“我知道了奶奶。”

jiangyueyuandaduanjiangwenwendehua,ganjinhuifanghuanyifubieganmaocaishiyaojin。

zheihuitashifazineixinhandeyishengnainai。

shulicengxie,jiangnainaizuitengjiangyueyuan,danyuanzhubuzhengqi,gezhongzuoyaorehuo,jiashanglixinrandeduibihetaohao,jiangnainaimanmanyaneleyuanzhu,jianjianjianglixinrandangzuozuitengaidesunnv。

原主真是个蠢货。

yihoujiuyoutalaizhaogujiangjiaqinren。

jialijiujiangyueyuanyigenvhai,jitadandunonglegexiaowoshi。

yizhangmuchuang,baisewenzhang,yizhangmuzhuoyibamuyi,haiyouyigeyiju,suiranhenjianlou,danzheigeshihoutanengyougeguifangbianbucuole。

jiangyueyuandakaiyiju,yijulideyishangjianjiandouhenshimao,buliaobucha,kanlaijiangjiarenzhendehenchongyuanzhu。

tayizhuanshen,piejianzhuoshangdejingzi,dunshizhangdazuiba。

bukuishishiedunvpei,zhangleyizhangzuirongyibeirenmahulijingdelian。

bazhangdadexiaojianlian,yinghongseroudududexiaozui,gaobiliang,liuyebandewanmei,heiyayaruxiaoshanzibandenongmizhangjie。

shangtiaodetaohuayan,yanweishitaohuabandenenhong,huposedeyantongboguangliuzhuan,shuiwangwangshilulu,qianxiaoyanran,zheiyangdeyanshenzuirongyigouren,yezuidenanrenxihuan,yipinyixiaodoushifengqing。

jiangyueyuanzaicigantan,zheiyangderongmaoshencaijiajing,yuanzhuzhaosheibuhao,feiyaohelixinranqianglijiayuan,yishouhaopaidadexilan。

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ketinglijiangwenwenjianjiangyueyuantouyebuhuidejinwu,yandijianjianfuxianyuanduzhise,ruyitiaodushezaituzheshexinzi,“ma,sansao,nimenjiushizheimeqifuwomenniangliangde?tabaxinrandebijirengdaoyuli,haijiangxinrantuidaoshuilidaozhixinranfashao!tajiushilegeyifu,yidianshimeiyou,nimenweimiantaipianxinlexie!”