第二章笑柄
wohegusendehunli，zaiquanzilichengleyichunaoju，henkuaijiuzairenmendekouzhongchuanweilexiaobing。
meidangyourenjuzaiyiqi，jiuhuiyourentiqizheigehuati，dajiadouzaijinjinyouweiditanlunzhezheigexiaohua，fangfozaichaoxiaowozheigecengjingdeqianjinda**，zhongjiuhaishibibushangneigejiaoyechunchundenvren。
zuirangwogandaowunaideshi，zheixieliuyanfeiyuwangwangbeikuadaqici，yiechuane，biandeyuelaiyuelipu。
yuanbenzhishiyichangjiandandehunlibiangu，quebeirentianyoujiacudiyanyichengleyichuchongmanxijuxingdegushi。
zheibu，caiguoleliangtianchuandaowoerbianjiubianchengle：gusenshiweileqiyechunchuncaihewojiehunde，jiehundangtianyechunchunhuilaile，zuoweizheichangyouxidexiaochou，yejiushiwo，jiugaituichangle，suoyigusencaizaihunlishangdangzhongpaoqilewo，genzheneigenvrenzoule。
wolikefangxiashouzhongdeshu，renbuzhubaoleyijucukou：“fangpi！mingmingshiwoshuaideta！”
zuozaiwoduimiandeyanyandandingdejiehua“jiushi，neixierendouzaihushuoshenme，mingmingshinixianrenshidegusen，dangranshinixianshuaideta.....shenme？nishuaideta？”
“嗯。”
wozhaixiayanjing，yongshounieleniebiliang，kanzhemianqiandeshijuan，neiyipaipaihongsedehenji，xinlimomingdefanzao，tingdaogusendemingzigengshixinfan。
zuijinlaoshiyourenzaiwomianqiantita，danwulewodehaoduoxuexijindu。
“xinyue，nimeishiba？”yanyankanzhewo，danyoudiwen。
woyaoyaotou，zhongxindaishangyanjing，naqibikaishixieshijuan。
“xinyue，nizhendemeishima？yaobuwomenchuqusansanxinba，nizuijinyizhimenzaifangjianlixuexi，rendoukuaiyaobiehuaile。”yanyantiyidao，kanzhetayuyanyouzhideyangzi，wozhidaotaheqitarenyiyang，yiweiwoxianzaidezhuangtaidoushiyinweishoule**。
woyelandejieshi，bijingjieshideshijiangouwoshualianggexuanzetile。
“bule，wohaiyouhenduoshijuanyaozuo。”
“xinyue，nizheiyangxiaqubuxing，gusendouyijingheyechunchunzaiyiqile，niweishenmehaiyaozheiyangzhemoziji。”
wotingxiashouzhongdebi，kanzheta：“womeiyouzhemoziji，wozhishixianghaohaoxuexi，niyaoshimeishidehua，keyilikailema？”
“keshiniyebunengbazijiguanzaifangjianlia，zheiyangxiaqunihuibengkuide。”
“ng，nizaizheitigusenheyechunchundehuawohuixianbengkuide。”womianwubiaoqingdebarentuidaomenkou，zaitakuijiudeshunjianbamenguanshang。
xianzaishijiezhongyuanjingle。
mingyunrangwozhinengliuzaizheigeshijie，neimewobidingyaoyousuozuowei。
shenweiyigeqianjinda**，zheishenfendezhuanbianshizailingwoyouxiecuoshoubuji。
cengjingdexinyuejiafuyueranyi，zhihouqueyaomianlingusendeweixie，shaoyoubushenbiankenengpochan，suiranshuoxianzaidewozhudongtiaochujuqing，rangnannvzhuxianzoushangenaideshenghuo，jiupahudiexiaoying。
zaishensishulvzhihou，wojuedingtingcongguojiadezhaohuan，toushenyuguojiadeshiye。
bijing，guojiadetiefanwancaishizuiwendingdebaozhang，jinengbaoquanjiazudeanwen，younengshixianzishendejiazhi。
sangeyuehou，wochenggongrubian，chengleyimingguangrongderenmingjiaoshi。