第五章庆功会
zhongbanchangjieshu，wodeshoulibuzhiheshituranduoleyipingshui。
[bieganxiewo，kuaiquba，jiayou！]luomingshuozhe，tuisangzhewochaoqianzou。
haojihui，wokaishixunmigutingdeshenying，guoranbuchusuoliao，beiyiqunnvshengweideshuixiebutong。
nanzhuguorandaonalidoushijiaodian。
zhinengzhaogejihuiyijugongru。
zhuanshen，faxianhelinanzuozaiyibian，yilianlengdan。
shenbianyeyouyueyueyushiyaosongshuidenvsheng，dandouzhongtufangqizhuanzhangutingle。
nashuipingdeshoujinlejin，neijiahuohaiguaikeliande。
wochensixujiu，zoushangqianshuodao，[ji，lanqiudadehaibucuo。]
helinankanzhewolengleyihui，yandidelengdanduoleyifenchayi。
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[dage，zongzheimeshuohuanibuleia，aihebuhe。]
wochouhuishouzhunbeizhuanshenlikai，xiayimiao，shouwanchuanlaicheneryoulideliliang。
[喝。]
helinanyangtou，shuishunzhetadebojinghualuo，xinggandehoujiegundongzhe。
wogenzhetunyankoushui，buxing！wozaibulikaibenxingkejiubaolule！
ganghuitoubianbeitayibazhuailehuiqu，shuodao，[chengyang，biezongzhaorewo。]
tadeyanshenzhongyouwokanbudongdeqingxu。
zhaore？woyaobushikantakelian，zenmekenengfangqijiejinnanzhudejihuilaijitasongshui。
[qie，mingmingshiqienvpeideshili。]
系统开口讽刺。
[yuanrundeguncu，buhuishuohuajiubuyaoshuo！]
nengtingjianwoxinsidexitonghaizhenshifanren。
wohuidaoguanzhongxi，luomingmanlianhuanxidetieshanglai。
[wokandaole，nimenlianggejinzhanbucuoma！]
zheishiwocaifaxian，helinandeyanshenyizhiluozaiwoshenshang，zhibuguozheicishaolexielengfeng，haiyouxiexurerede。
[xiaoshenshen，nimendoushuoleshenmea。]
wobibukaikou，luomingbianyizhizhuiwengebuting，zhidaoshetuanyoushilikai，wodeerbiancaishaoshaoanjingxuduo。
cike，wodexinsizaoyibuzailanqiusaishang，ershibuzijuedegenzhehelinanpao。
zhidaogutingzhanzaiwoshenqian，chongwozhaoshou，wocaifanyingguolai。
[nimeishiba？]tazhudongxunwenqi。
woyoudianjingya，[meishi！nizhaowoshi...？]
tayilianrenzhenshuodao，[woshilaixienijiaowohuashizhuanqiu，zuihouyiqiujueshengzhanduokuilezheizhao。]
[jushouzhilao，buyongzheimekeqi。]
wodaxiaobaishou，zhiyaohaoganduzhangle，qitadexiaoyisi。
[zheiyangba，woqingnichifan，jiudangxielile，buyaojujue。]
zenmekenengjujue！daozuidedefeirouzenmekenengrangtajipaole！
[qu，woyidingzhunshidaoda！]
gutingweiweiyixiao，zhuanshenlikai。
zhuyidaotashenhouzhanzhelengliandehelinan，wosatuijiuliu，miandebeineijiahuozaidaluanjihua。
[meixiangdaonizhendekeyiyingdenanzhudezhuyi，danshiwodetixingni，zheibenshudenvzhujiaokemashangjiuchuxianle。]
nvzhujiao？jiushineigelinwenliuma，nanzhuxinzhongweimeidebaiyueguang。
budui，zhihouyeshihelinande。
[tachuxianle，woderenwubujiunanshangjiananle！]
[meicuo，sheirangnizijimocengde。]
xitongfanbaiyandeyangziwodounenggouxiangxiangdedao。
danshuzhongdenvzhubushizaigaosanzuihouyixueqicaichuxiandema？
[nibazheilidezhixudoudaluanle，nvzhutiqianchuchangbuyemeishenme。]
woyamadaizhu，zheishuzhongdezhixuzheimerongyijiudaluanle？？？
neiyisijiushi...wokeyidaluannannvzhuxiangyu，zheiyangwobujiuhaiyoujihui！
wanshang，woshaozuodabanganwangfuyuexianchang，jieguocaifaxian，shitamendeqinggonghui！
bushibalaotian！helinanyezai！