“haolei,keguan!nindiandenverhongyihu,waijiazhaopaijiangniurou,xiangqipubi,weidaojueduibashi!”
tianzihaozhuoqian,jiangwuyalianshangduimanlezhiyejiaxiao,malidijiangjiucaiduanshangzhuo。
tazaizhei“zuixianlou”dangpaotangde,meiriyinglaisongwang,zaoyixiguanlechayanguanse。
“shang!”yigechuanzhechouduandepanglaoye,wangzhuoshangrenglejimeitongban,bikongchaotiandihengleyisheng。
jiangwuyalehehedijianqitongban,chuaijinhuaili。
meibanfa,shenghuobuyi,paotangmaili。
tajiangwuyasuiranxionghuaidazhi,mengxiangzheyouyitiannengchengweixiuzhenjiedekangbazi,danxianzaima,haishidexiantianbaoduzizaishuo。
xiuzhenjie,neishiyigeqiangzheweizundeshijie。
tian、di、xuan、huangsijing,wushuxiuzhenzheweilezhangsheng,weileneichuanshuozhongdejiuzhuanxianmai,zhengdetoupoxueliu。
erjiangwuya,yigelianlianqiqidoumeirudefanren,zhinengzaizheihongchensushilimopagunda。
zhengdangjiangwuyacazhehan,zhunbeizhaohuxiayizhuokerenshi,jiuloumenkouturanchuanlaiyizhenxuanhua。
“doujilaozirangkai!jintianliuyewogaoxing,yaolaizheizuixianloulikuaihuokuaihuo!”
yigemanlianhengroudezhuanghan,daizhelianggexiaodi,qishixiongxiongdichuanglejinlai。
weishouneiren,zhengshizheiyidaideditoushe——liumazi!
shenhougenzhede,shitadezuobangyoubei,zhangergouhelisan。
zheisanren,jianzhijiushijiuloudeemeng。
liumaziwangdatangzhongyangyizhan,feishuodeshenqufangfoyizuoroushan,tahuangusizhou,luchuyigexionghendexiaorong。
“youhe,jinergezuixianloutingrenaoa!zenmezhe,geweiyeshixianmingzhangle,gangenliuyeqiangdipan?”
jiuloulidekerenmen,dunshijinruohanchan,fenfendixialetou。
sheiyebuxiangreshangzheizunwenshen。
“liuye,ninlaile!xiaodezheijiujininanpaiyazuo!”zhangjudediantouhayaodipaoleguolai,lianshangduimanlechanmeidexiaorong。
liumaziyijiaochuaikaizhangjude,cuileyikoutuomo。
“anpaigepi!laozijintianjiushilaizhaolezide!doujilaozitinghaole,jintianzheizuixianlou,laozibaole!”
shuowan,tayihuishou,zhangergouhelisanlikehuiyi,kaishizaijiuloulidazaqilai。
“砰!砰!砰!”
zhuoyibandengbeixianfanzaidi,jiutansuilie,jiushuisijian。
“哎呦!我的菜!”
“我的酒!”
kerenmenfenfenjinghu,quemeirenganzhanchulaifankang。
jiangwuyazhanzaijiaoluoli,kanzheyanqiandeyimu,xinzhongnuhuozhongshao。
“zheiqunwangbadan,zhendanglaozishininiede?”
dantazhidao,zijixianzaishangqu,wuyiyuyiluanjishi。
liumazikeshichulemingdexinhenshoula,zijizheixiaoshenban,gujibugoutayiquandade。
“renyishifengpinglangjing,tuiyibuhaikuotiankong。”jiangwuyazaixinlimonianzhe,shiturangzijilengjingxialai。
raner,dipiliumangdeexingbingmeiyoutingzhi。
liumaziyibazhuazhujiangwuyadeyiling,jiangtazhuaidaozijimianqian。
“nizaikanshenme?xiaozi,kanshenmekan?meijianguoliuyewozheimeweifengma?”
jiangwuyabeiliumazizhuadechuanbuguoqi,liansezhangdetonghong。
“liuye……liuye……xiaodezhishigepaotangde,qiuninfangguowoba……”
“fangguoni?heng!laozijintianxinqingbuhao,jiunanikaidao!”
liumazishuozhe,yangqiquantou,jiuyaochaojiangwuyadelianshangzaqu。
jiuzaijiangwuyajijiangzaoshouzhongjideshunjian,taturanganjuenaohaizhongyizhencitong。
“嗡!”
tadeyanqian,shanguoyixieqiguaidehuamian。
neishiyifufudongtaideyingxiang,huamianzhong,liumazidequantoujijiangluozaitadelianshang,zhangergouzaiyipangxingzailehuodixiaozhe,lisanzezaiyipangqihong。
zheixiehuamian,qingxiwubi,fangfojiufashengzaixiayimiao。
jiangwuyazhenjingwubi,tabuzhidaozheixiehuamianshishenme,yebuzhidaotamencongheerlai。
“nandao……zheijiushichuanshuozhongde……yuzhinengli?”
jiuzaitahusiluanxiangzhiji,liumazidequantouyijingbijinletademianmen。
“去死吧,小子!”
jiangwuyabennengdibishangleyanjing。
raner,yuxiangzhongdetengtongbingmeiyoudaolai。
“砰!”
yishengmenxiang,bansuizhezhangergoudecanjiaosheng。
jiangwuyahuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,yanqiandeyimu,rangtamudengkoudai。
liumazidequantou,jingranjiejieshishididazailezhangergoudelianshang!
zhangergouwuzhebizi,xianxuezhiliu,tengdeziyaliezui。
“liu……liuye……nin……nindacuorenle……”
liumaziyemengle,takanzhezijixuelinlindequantou,youkanlekanyiliantongkudezhangergou,danaoyipiankongbai。
“我……我……”
tayebuzhidaofashengleshenme,zhijuedeyanqianyihua,quantoujiudazailezhangergoudelianshang。
“nitaniangdeshuoshenme?laozidadejiushini!”liumazinaoxiuchengnu,duizhezhangergouyoushiyijiao。
“aiyou!liuye,ninbiedale!wocuole!wozhendecuole!”zhangergoubeidadebaotoushucuan。
lisanzaiyipangkandemudengkoudai,buzhidaogaizenmebancaihao。
jiangwuyakanzheyanqianhunluandechangmian,xinzhongxianqilejingtaohailang。
“nandao……gangcaineixiehuamian……shizhende?”
tahuixiangqigangcainaohaizhongchuxiandehuamian,neixiehuamian,jingranzhunquediyuzhilejiexialaifashengdeshiqing!
“zhei……zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongde……yuzhiweilaidenengli?”
jiangwuyadexinzang,pengpengzhitiao。
tayishidaozheihuoxushigaibianzijimingyundejihui,dantongshiyedanyouzheihuizhaolailiumazigengfengkuangdebaofu。
jiuzaitasikaozhiji,liumazizaicinuqichongchongdichaozhetazoulai,zhangergouwuzhebizi,yilianyuanhendikanzheta,lisanzezaiyipangshanfengdianhuo。
“xiaozi,nitaniangdeganyinwo?laozijintianfeinongsinibuke!”liumaziehenhendishuozhe,chaozhejiangwuyahuiqilequantou。
jiangwuyashenxiyikouqi,genjuhuamianzhongdetishi,taweiweiceshen。
“嗖!”
liumazidequantou,cazhetadejianbanghuaguo,luolegekong。
“yi?”liumazilengleyixia,sihumeixiangdaojiangwuyajingranduokailezijidegongji。
“kanlai……zheinenglishizhende!”jiangwuyaxinzhonganxi,danyegengjiajingti。
tazaicijizhongjingshen,kanxiangweilaisanxidehuamian。
huamianzhong,liumazizaicihuiquan,mubiaoyiranshitademianmen。
jiangwuyazuijiaoweiweishangyang,luchuyigeguiyidexiaorong。
dangliumazidequantoujijiangjizhongtashi,taturanxiangqianyibu,yigeceshen,duokaileliumazidegongji。
yucitongshi,tashenchuyoujiao,henhendibanleyixialiumazi。
liumazicubujifang,beijiangwuyabandaozaidi,shuailegegoukenni。
“aiyou!wodelaoyao!”liumazifachuyishengcanjiao。
zhangergouhelisanjianzhuang,lianmangchongleshanglai,xiangyaofuqiliumazi。
jiangwuyabingmeiyoujitamenjihui,tachenzheliumazidaodideshunjian,yijiaocaizaitadebeishang。
“liuye,ninmeishiba?”zhangergouyilianguanqiediwendao。
“gunkai!nizenmegancaizaiwoshenshang?”liumazinuhoudao。
“liuye,ninzheishishuodeshenmeniaoyu?wotingbudonga!”zhangergouyilianmangran。
“nizaihushuoshenme?laozishuonitaniangdejilaozigunkai!”
“liuye,ninshibushibeidashale?zenmekaishishuohuhuale?”
“woyaoshaleni!”liumaziqideqiqiaoshengyan。
“liuye,nin……ninbuhuishizhongxieleba?”lisanxiaoxinyiyidiwendao。
liumaziqijibaihuai,duizhezhangergouhelisanjiushiyidunchouma,changmianyipianhunluan。
jiangwuyazhanzaiyipang,kanzhegouyaogoudeyimu,xinzhonganshuang。
“heng!xiangdalaozi?nimenhainenledian!”
danshi,tabingmeiyoudeyiwangxing。
taqingchuliumazizheihuorenbuhuishanbaganxiu,xinzhongsisuozheruhechedibaituotamen。
jiuzaizheishi,taturanxiangqiganggangnaohaizhongchuxiandeyuzhihuamiansihuyouzhemouzhongshenmideliliang,chuanshuozhongxiuzhenjieyouyizhongmingwei“lunhuiyan”deshenminenglinengyuzhiweilai。taxinzhongcaice,zijizheituranchuxiandenenglihuibuhuijiushichuanshuozhongde“lunhuiyan”ni?
“zhei‘lunhuiyan’,huoxujiushiwonifengfanpandeqiji。”jiangwuyaxinzhonganziqingxing。
raner,jiuzaitasikaozhishi,liumaziturantingzhilemanma,tahuanhuandicongdishangpaleqilai,lianshangluchuyigeyinhendexiaorong。
“xiaozi,nitaniangdeganyinwo?laozijintianfeirangnishengburusi!”
tayibianshuozhe,yibianconghuailitaochuyibabishou,chaozhejiangwuyazouleguolai。
“ni……niyaoganshenme?”jiangwuyayouxiehuangle。
tasuirannenggouyuzhiweilaisanxidehuamian,danmianduiyibaminghuanghuangdebishou,tahaishigandaoyouxiehaipa。
“ganshenme?dangranshisongnishangxitian!”liumaziningxiaozhe,juqibishou,chaozhejiangwuyaciqu。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji,jiangwuyaturanganjuenaohaizhongzaicichuanlaiyizhencitong。
tadeyanqian,fuxianchuyigequanxindehuamian。
huamianzhong,liumazidebishou,cixiangletadexiongkou,xianxuepenyongerchu……
raner,zaihuamiandezuihou,chuxianleyigemohudeshenying。
neigeshenying,sihushiyigechuanzhebaiseyifudenvzi,tashouchiyibazhangjian,dangzailejiangwuyadeshenqian……
“nandao……huiyourenlaijiuwo?”jiangwuyaxinzhongranqiyisixiwang。
“qusiba!”liumazinuhouzhe,bishouhenhendicixiangjiangwuyadexiongkou……
jiangwuyaxiangyaoduoshan,quefaxianzijideshenti,sihubeishenmedongxishufuzhule,genbenwufadongdan。
“nandao……zheijiushiwodemingyunma?”
jiuzaitajijiangjuewangzhiji,yigeqinglengdeshengyin,turanzaijiuloulixiangqi。
“住手!”
jinjiezhe,yidaobaisedeshenying,rutongyidaoshandianban,chuxianzaijiangwuyademianqian。
neishiyigenianqingdenvzi,tashenchuanyixibaiyi,rongyanjuemei,qizhiqingleng,wanrujiutianxiannvxiafanchen。
tashouchiyibahanguangshanshandezhangjian,jianjianzhizhiliumazi……
tashishei?taweishenmeyaojiuwo?jiangwuyaneixinchongmanleyihuo。
“gunkai!bieduoguanxianshi!”liumazikanzheyanqiandebaiyinvzi,ehenhendishuodao。
baiyinvzilengxiaoyisheng,shuodao:“niyiweininenggaosuwogaizenmezuo?jiupingni,yepei?”
liumazidunshinuhuozhongshao,tahuiwuzhebishou,chaozhebaiyinvzipuleguoqu。
“jintianwoyaoshaleni!”
baiyinvziyanzhongshanguoyisibuxie,tashouwanyidou,zhangjianhuazuoyidaoyinguang,yingxiangleliumazidebishou……
“当!”
yishengcuixiang,liumazishouzhongdebishou,yingshengerduan。
“a!”liumazifachuyishengcanjiao,wuzheshouwan,lianlianhoutui。
baiyinvzibingmeiyoujitachuanxidejihui,tashenxingyidong,zhangjianzhizhiliumazideyanhou……
“ni……ni……”liumazihedehunfeiposan,tajiejiebabadishuodao:“nixiangganshenme?ni……nixiangganshenme?”
baiyinvzilenglengdishuodao:“wobuhuirangnihuoxiaqu!nishuoni?”
liumazihedetandaozaidi,tazhidao,zijijintian,kongpashixiongduojishaole……
“qieman!”jiangwuyaturankaikoushuodao。
baiyinvziwenyan,weiweiyizheng,tazhuanguotou,kanxiangjiangwuya。
“gaosuwo,ni……jiujingshishei?”jiangwuyakanzhebaiyinvzi,huanhuandiwendao。
baiyinvzichenmolepianke,ranhou,taqingqizhuchun,huanhuandituchulelianggezi。
“沈……清……”