第1章
“dengdeng，wentaiyi，niquedingtaizizhendeyaozuozheigeshoushuma？nizheiyidaoxiaqu，tajiugentaijianwuyile，genghekuangtagentaizifeichenghuncaibannian，shangweiyouzisini？”
yishenlongpaodeyunjindizhuazhuwenhefangnazhejianruishoushudaodeshouwanwendao。
wenhefangwunaiyaotou，kanxiangchuangshangmiansecangbai、hunsiguoqu、xiashenweizheyilvdetaiziyunboyu，tanqishuo：
“erhuangzizheiyijiaoxiaqu，taizidexiatiyijingfeile。
yaoshibuduizhongzhanghuaisideshentibuweijinxingqiechu，genghuiyouxingmingzhiyoua！”
yunjindiyilianchouchang，songkailewenhefangdeshou，zhangtanyishengshuo：“neijiuqieba，nengbaozhuxingmingjiuhaole。”
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“dashibumiao，nimentingshuolema，erhuangzijingranbataizijidale！”
“打得严重吗？”
“taizigujidetangchuangshangshitianbangeyueni！tingshuohaichuailetaizidekudangni，taizikenengyijingbunengrendaole。”
“yourenkandaowentaiyicongtaizifangjianchulai，yishoudoushixuea，tingshuoshidongleshoushu，haiqieletaizishentidemougebuweini！”
“恐怖如斯！”
“neigeerbaiwu，zenmexiadequshou，renjiakeshitaizia！tayihoudeqiantukanyou。”
“zuicandehaishitaizifeile，yihoudeshouhuogua。
erqietaizihaimeiyouzisini。”
“zheizhongduanzijuesundeshiqingtayezuodechulai！”
“neigeerbaiwuerhuangzi，shihuangshanghegongnvsuosheng，benlaijiumeishenmeqiantu，zheixiagengshiwanwanluo。”
“kuaibieshuole，neigeerbaiwuguolaile。”
dalongwangchao，jingdouhuangchengnei，yushanfangwaiyiqungongnvtaijianmenzhengzaiyibiansasaodimian，yibianjinjinyouweiyilunzheyunbowushangwupangzoudangjintaiziyunboyudeshiqing。
tamenkandaogaodazhuangshuo、hubeixiongyaodeshaonianxiangzheibianzouleguolai，bianganjintingzhileyilun。
zhishitamenyanshenzhongduizheiweishaoniandebuxie，yijishaonianshenshangchenjiudejinyi，doushuomingletazaizheihougongzhizhongbuzenmeshourendaijian。
tabianshiyunbowu，benshudenanzhu，gangcong21shijichuanyueguolaideyimingjingyingzhenchabing。
cishidetayanshenxili，daizheruizhideguangmang，yigaiwangrineibandaizhimimangdeyanshen。
yichuanyueguolai，jiujieshouleyigelantanzi。
yuanzhudasheibuhao，pianpiandaletaizi！
dataizidanalibuhao，pianpianhaiyaochuairenjiakudang！
erqiejuwentaiyishuo，taizixianzaixiatishangdezhong，haidongleshoushuzhaichule。
yihouzuotaijianshizuodingle。
yunbowuzhigandaonaoqiaoteng。
taizixianzaisuiranmeiyouxingmingzhiyou，keshiyijingbunengrendao。
taizibunengchuanzongjiedai，tayouhaimeiyouzisi，zheibudengyuzhijiebataizifeilema！
yunbowuyuexiangyuenaoqiaoteng。
buguo，taxianzaiyijingyouleyingfudecelve，neijiushijixuzhuangfengmaisha。
shazizuoshimeiyouluojihechangli，shizuihaodetaozuifangshile。
ranhouzaidadaganqingpai，yexuneigebianyilaodiejiubuhuiguaizuizijile，huozhezhishaobuhuizhongfaziji。
yinweiyunbowushangwudaletaizi，zhongwujiulianyushanfangderendoubusongfandaotadefakeyuanle。
tabianzhihaozijiqinzilaiyushanfangnachide。
nandaohaiyaobazijiyingshengshengesibucheng？
“nikanni，womengangsasaohaodedi，youbeininongzangle。”
gangcaihaizaibaguayunbowudeyiminggongnv，cikeshenzhihaobubihuidinasaobaqupaidayunbowudejiaobei，yanshenzhongchongmanleedudeyiweikanxiangyunbowu，wanquanwushitahuangzideshenfen。
yuanzhuyejiaoyunbowu，shizheigepingxingshijiedalongwangchaodeerhuangzi。
zhiyinyuanzhutixingshengaoyimijiu，quenaodaiyigenjin，shichangzuoshihener，youciyouleyige“erbaiwu”dewaihao。
ertayoushidangjinhuangdiyunjindizuihouhegongnvsuosheng，suoyitazaigonglimeishenmediwei。
neigongnvyejiushiyunbowudeshengmu，weiyunjindidangguocikedezhimingyijiyinerzaozaosangming。
suoyi，yunjindinianzaitamuqinsheshenjiumingdeenqing，yebijiaohoudaiyunbowu。
bujinjitazhengshicefengleerhuangzidetouxian，haicilehuangchengneidefakeyuanzuoweiqijuzhisuo。
yaozhidaoyunjindinianqingshifengliu，meiyoujiluzaian、liuluozaiwaidezisidouyoubushao。
yunbowuzuoweihuangdihegongnvdesishengzi，nengbeizhengminglieruhuangzizhilie、zairuhuangjiazupu，yesuanshiyizhongyoudaile。
yunbowuhunchuanguolaiyoubantianshijianle，xianzaiyijingzhujianrongheleyuanzhudedanaolixinxi。
jiushiyuanzhumingmingpaixinglaoer，quehaiyaoqu“bowu”zheigemingzi，zhendehenbieniu！
“erhuangzibowu”，jiaozhejiaozhejiuzhendechengle“erbaiwu”！
yunbowukanchugongnvshizaiguyidiaonanta，meitouyizhou，juedingliyongyuanzhuzhiqianchishaderenshe，jiaoxunjiaoxunzheixiepingrimeishaoqifutadegongnvtaijianmen。
turan，yixieshuisazaileyunbowushenshang，tazhuantoukanqu，shiyimingxiaotaijianguyinongde。
“yo，duibuzhule，erdianxia，meikandaonizaineili。
nishiwanjinzhiqu，zenmelaiyuchuzheigezangxixidedifang，xiaoxinnongzanglenidejinpaoa！
hahaha......”
“hahaha......”
gongnvtaijianmenhongtangdaxiao。
cishi，yunbowudefennuyijingyayidaolejidian。
yuanzhunengren，wokebunengren！
“pa”,“pa”，“pa”，“pa”，“pa”。
yunbowuganjingliluodijiujileyanqianzheiliangminggongnv、sanmingxiaotaijiangeyijixiangliangdeerguang。
“aiya，duibuzhule，wozheishouyangmeirenzhu，nimenhuitounarejidanfuyifujiuhaole。”
yunbowuqingqingpaizheshouzhang，danqushangmiandehuichen，yilianwugudikanzhewurenshuodao。
“danimen，wodeshouyetengtenge。”
gongnvtaijianmenwuzhegezihuolaladelianjia，yishijianyouxiemengbi。
zenmejintianzheigeshahuangzibuantaoluchupaile，zheigechishahuangzibuyinggaishishaxixidirenyoutamenxiuru，ranhouyoushaxiaozhelikaidema？
活见鬼了！
gongnvtaijianmenpingsujiuyayi，neixinduoshaoshiyouxiebiantaide。
tamenchileyunbowuyibazhang，nalixiangdedaoshoulian，quefanershinubukee。
“zheigeerbaiwucongmingleyidian，zhidaozhangzheshencaitiliyoushidawomenle。
womenjiuyiqidata！”yiweizizuocongmingdexiaotaijianrengxiasaoba，luqixiuzijiuchongxiangyunbowu。
tayiweiyunbowuzhishiyishiqiledan，zhiyaoxiashouhejingtouhenguoyunbowu，neimeyunbowushibihaishiyirujiwangdizhiyoubeiqifudefen。
qitagongnvtaijianjianyourendailetou，yefenfenfangxiagezishouzhonglaodongdegongju，yiqiqudayunbowu。
yunbowucikedeshentilizhude，keshiyiweijingyingzhenchabing，shenshoulede、fanyingjijing。
zaijiashangyuanzhuzijideshentibenjiulidawuqiong，haiyouyixiemomingqimiaojiuyoudewuyi。
zhisuoyishuoshimomingqimiaojiuyoudewuyi，shiyinweiyunbowufaxianyuanzhudejiyiliyouyiduanshijianshikongbaide，huozheshuoshimohubuqingde，sihushibeishenmefengyinzhule。
yizhiyutaxiangbuqilaizijishizenmexuededewuyi、zenmexuededewujishengong，youshiweishenmeyaoyinzangzijideshili。
zheigetajuedingliudaohoumianzaiwajueqizhongdemimi。
zirantayesanxiawuchuer，jiubawurenliaodaozaidi，haidieluohanshididiezaileyiqi。
redejirenwawaluanjiao，bingyinqileyuchuneichuzimendezhuyi，fenfenzhanzaiyuanchukanxixixiao。
yunbowutaijiaocaizaizuixiamiandexiaotaijiandenaodaishang，yejiushidaitoudatadexiaotaijian，bingguzhangxiaozheshuo：
“haowanhaowanzhenhaowan，dieluohanjiushihaowan。
gaitianhailaizhaonimenwan。”
yunbowuduziyizhengugujiao，tayemeixinsizaihejigexiaolouluojiuchan，zhuanshenkuabujinlechufang。
yuchumenkandaogongnvtaijiandecanzhuang，buzhidaoyunbowujintianfashenmedian，shangwuchuaitaizi，xiawudagongnvtaijian，bianduodeyuanyuande，bingrangrenqutongzhiguanshitaijian。
yunbowukanzhebaihaodeyizhuozicai，huluanzhualejibasaijinzuili，xiantiantianduzi。
ranhou，yunbowutilejizhishaoeheyizhikaoruzhu，jiulikaileyuchu，huidaolefakeyuan。
yunbowuxiangjiaozijidesuishitaijianlilianyingyiqichi，lilianyingquesihujiaolvdehen，zhichileliangkoubianmeizaichile。
nengbujiaolvma，zijidezhuzireledahuo，gaobuhaotazheigezuonucaidedoudepeizangle！
jiuzaiyunbowushuaikaibangzitaotiebaocanzhishi，yisheng“huangshangjiadao”zaifakeyuandamenkouchuanlai。
jinjiezhe，jiushijincoudebufawangqiantingkaojin。
便宜老爹来了！
zaitamianqianyeshijixuzhuangfengmaisha
“chusheng，nigandehaoshi！”
yunjindirenweidao，fennudeshuohuashengyijingjiazazhejicudejiaobushenglaidaoleqiantingdamenwai。
xiayimiao，“kuanglang”yisheng，yishuangchuanzhehuangsexiulongjinxuededajiaojiubaqiantingdamenchuaikai。
yunjindiqihuhuzhanzaiqianmenkou，zhikandaoyigebeiduizhezijidekuankuojianbang，haifachu“huchihuchi”dejinshishengyin。
“nigeguierzi，nikanbanidagedachengshenmeyangzile，nihaiyouxinqingzaizheilichidongxi！”
yunjindikuaguomenjian，bingnuqichongchongdichongzheneigekuandabeiyingmadao。
yunbowushangyimiaohaishijingruideyanshen，zaizhuantoukanxiangyunjindideshihou，queshimiaoqiehuanchengmangranwucuodeshense。
“fuhuang，ni......nihaoxianghenshengqi！
erchenshizuocuoshenmelema？
zheigeshaoeyiquandoushiliujinide，fuhuangpingshibushizuixihuanchieyilema？”
yunjindixinzhongyitong，nandezheigehanshaerxiaozihaijidezijixihuanchieyi。
fuaiyeyouranersheng，yunjindishengyinlishibianrouhelexialai，bingzaiyunbowushenpangzuoxia。
“bowu，fuhuangwenni，niweishenmeyaodataizi？”
yunbowuyibianmozhezuijiaodeyouzi，yibianqihuhushuo：“taizishuoniangqinshibeijiandegongnv，meiyouhuanghouyoubeijing，niangqinjihuanghoutixiedoubupei。
tahaishuo......haishuo......”
yunbowuyuyanyouzhi，siyoushenmenanyanzhiyin。
“haishuoshenme，danshuowufang，fuhuangbuhuizeguainide。”
“taizihaishuoniangqinpashanglongchuanggouyinfuhuang，jiushiweileshangweizaihougongzhengchong，shiyaoyanjianhuo！
fuhuang，tazheimemaniangqin，erchenyishiqijijiuchushoule。”
yunjindikanzheyunbowuyinweiqijiyoujinwodequantou，jiangjinhaiwanneimeda。
haiyouyunbowuneishengaoliqi，dazaishenshangxiangxiangdouteng。
neiyigedaleshengzhang，quanhuangchengqingzhuzuijiuhoudeyewan，talinxingleyiweizisebucuodegongnv。
tayixijide，shizijiqiangxingyaoleneigegongnvdeshenzi，yejiushiyunbowudeshengmu。
gengouyinmeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi，quehaideyunbowumuzibeirentuoma，yunjindilishiyouyouyigukuijiuganxilai。
“neiniyebunengchuainidagedekudanga，zheizhaoshutaixialiule，weirensuobuchide。
nishenweihuangzi，qinengzuozheizhongbuchizhishi？”
yunbowuweiweiditou，liangzhishoubainongzhezijijinyideyibai，shizuxianggezuocuoshibuzhisuocuodexiaohai。
“fuhuang......erchenzhidaocuole。
taizimawanniangqin，youmaerchenshizhidenglong，kongyouyifugaodaweimengdeshencai，shizhibajiuneifangmianbuxing。
erchenqiji，jiuchuaileyijiao，benlaixiangchuaitaduzide，sheizhidaochuaicuoweizhile......”
yunbowushuodaohoumian，shengyinyuelaiyuexiao，fangfozhendezhidaozijicuole。
“zhei......taizihaoduanduan，ganmayouyaojixiaonineifangmianbuxing。
niyoumeiyouquqin，tazenmezhidaonibuxing？”
yunjindizaiduyihuozhuiwen。