第三章 我有大腿抱,你们有吗(骄傲叉腰)

cirizao,fangcaichudiziju,yechijiuzhenghaoyuchufangmendecendaozhuanglegezhaomian。houzheyifusihaobuzhidaozijiganleshenmehaoshidemoyang,yangqizuijiao,xiaodeneijiaoyigewugu,qiaodeyechixinligenghuo,taehenhendiyaozhehoucaoya,youxiezhengningdixiaodao:“zaoshanghaoa,cenxiong。”

“ng,yexiongzao。”cendaoshishiranyijugong,“jintianbianyaokaishixiuxileba?chuanwentianxuefengzhushijiandaohaoshou,xiangbihuihaohaozhidianyexiongyierde。”

yechi:“……ng,duia,yezhucenxiongzairumengfenghaoguole。”

cendaohaosimeitingdongtadeyinyangguaiqi:“yexiongyeshi!”

jieshulemeiyouyiyidehanxuan,yechizouzailushang,yangguangcanlan,daizhesisilvlvdenuanyi,taquewuduanjuedeshoujiaofaliang,haosiyouxiejiangle。yixiangdaodaihuiyaoqutianxuefengjiandafanpai,yechixinlineijiaoyigewuweizachen。

xingzhiyafeiyujuzhudetianxuegeqian,tadaqishierfendejingshen,qingqingqiaolejixiamen:“neige,shizun,dizilaile……”

shengyinneijiaoyigexiaoxinyiyi。

limianxujiumeichuanlaidongjing,yechitantedidengleyihui,xinligumozhedagaiguoleyouwufenzhongle,haishiyidiandongjingyemeiyou。

taxinliyouxieyihuo,taishouyouqiaolejixia,zhengyaokaikou。

jiutingjianlimianchuanlaileyishengzhongwuluodidejuxiang。

什么情况?

yechihenbudezhijiepomenerru,qukankantaneihaoshizunjiujingzaiganxieshenme,danmenshangbeixialejinzhi,yechiqingyipobukai,zhinengzaimenwaijiaojididenghou。

guolemeiduojiu,jiaobushengzhongyuchuanlai。

yafeiyukailemen,buzhiweihe,tadeyipaojuranyouxielingluan,yechibudongshengsediwangtashenhoukanleyiyan,chuangshangdemianbeidiaodaoledishang,haimeilaidejinonghuiqu,kandechuzheigefangjiandezhurenyouduomezheji……

yechidaoxiyikouliangqi,taganjuezijihaoxiangfaxianleshenmebudeledeshiqing。

“zhanzaineizuoshenme?”yafeiyudeshengyinrengrandanmo,zhishibuzhidaoweishenme,daizheyisibuyichajuedezhandou。

yechihuiguoshenlai,guaiqiaoyingsheng:“shishizunzuotianrangwolaizheilidengninde……”

tashengdejihao,tongrenheibaifenming,shaoniandemouziweiweixiachui,renchuwuhaidenaigouside。

yafeiyu:“……haoba,nizaiwaimiandenghui,benzuodaihuixiandainiququjian。”

shuowan,yafeiyujiutaoside,yishuaixiuguanshanglemianqiandemen。yechihoupadituilejibu,tadebizichadianbeipaizhongle……

yebuzhidaofanpaiweishenmezheimexinxu。

bujiushishuichile,ranhoubeijiaoxingdeshihougundaoledishangma。

……

huoleliangbeizi,jiaqilaiyelonglongtongtongchabuduojiangjinqiansuidenianji,zheihaishiyafeiyudiyicizairenshimeiduojiu,shenzhibunengsuanshang“shuren”derenmianqian,youguozheimelangbeideshunjian。

yechidecaicejibenmeicuo——tashuichile。

buzhishuichi,shenzhizaibeiqiaomenshengjingxingdeshihou,tayigebufang,zhijiejiudiaodaolechuangxia,beizhedihenhenzalexiaqu。

suiranmeibeikanjian……dankanyechiyuyanyouzhidebiaoqing,kendingshicaidaoshenmele。

tayibianhuanyifu,yibianqiangrenxiuchi。

yizhiyilai,tajiushiyigedulaiduwangyoujianrenderen,youqishiduorumodaozhihou,tazixuyijingbuzaiyouruodian,jieguoyichaozhongsheng,jingxiangshicongtoulaiguoleside,haojiumeizheimebukanle。

kanlai,tadexinxinghaishibugouqiangda。

鸦非语默默捂脸。

yechizaiwaidenghou,dafanpaigengyixishudeshijianyouxiezhang,tagancuijiusuishouzheleyijieshuzhi,zaidishangsuiyiditutuhuahuaqilai。

tianxuegepijingqingleng,hanyourenyan,pingrijiulianzayidizidouhenshaoshanglai,yincizhanglebushaozhibei,congcongdiedie,liandaizheyanglebushaowuhaidexiaochongzi。

yizhiyinsedehudiepushanshuangyi,xianranmeiyouyishidaoweixiandiluodaoleyechideshuzhishang,houzheweiweiyileng,shenchushizhi,yindiebianyoulingxingside,feidaoletadezhijianshang,bantoumingdechibangqingqingzhandong。

meiliyoucuiruo,yiniejiusi。

pianpianzheimewufangbeidiluozaizijishouli。

yechizhishichushenpianke,henkuaijiuhuiguoshenlai,xiaozheshuo:“xiaohudie,kuaizouba,buyaoliuzaizheili,burandaihuijiulianzenmesidedoubuzhidaoge。”

tapingchangjiuyouziyanziyudexiguan,benlaiyebuzhiwangyindienengtingdong,danzheigexiaoxiaodeshengmingzaitingwanletadehuazhihou,dangzhenputengzheshuangyifeileqilai,zaitaetouqingdianleyixia,feidaoletadeshenhou。

一道阴影洒下来。

“haizaifadai?”qinglengdesangyinsuizhierlai,yechitaitoukanqu,faxiangangcaihainianzhezijideyindieyijingfeidaoleyafeiyushenshang,houzhexiangzaojiuxiguanleside,kanyemeiduokanneixiehudieyiyan,“zheimexihuanhudie,niyinggaiqushenqingheneili,neixienvxiuzuiaiyangzheixiexiaodongxi。”

wocaibugan。yechimomofufei,biaomianshangquehaishizhuangdeguaiqiao:“tuercaibuqu,shizunzainatuerjiuzaina。”

yafeiyudunleyixia,muguangweiweipianyi,qiaomiaodibikailetareliedeshixian:“……haole,zouba。benzuoxiandainiqulinglonggequjian。”

玲珑阁!

zheisangeziyichu,yechideyanjingdoushaoweiliangleliang。zheishiyuanshuzhongyigezhongyaodedidian,jihusuoyoudizizaidadaoyidingdeshilizhihou,jiukeyiquneilixunzhaozijidebenmingshenwu,jiulianyuanshunanzhudoushijingguolelaiziqishizundelilianzhihou,caichenggonghuodejinrulinglonggexunzhaobaowudezige。

genledafanpaijiushihao,zheidatuibaodeshihaowuxinlifudan。

ketashenzhihaimeilaidejiyangyangzide,yipenglengshuijiudangtoujiaolexialai:“linglonggeshangxusanyuecaikai,benzuohuixianlingnitongqitadiziyidaoxiashanlilian,yibianganluyibiansha,shengshijian。”

yechi:“……”tajiuzhidaoyafeiyubuhuizheimehaoxin。

yechi:“shizun,zheiyiqibushizhiyouwohecendaolianggerenruxuanlema?nandaohaiyouqitadizi?”

“ng。”yafeiyuqingqinghanshou,“haiyouxieshangyiqijiaowanrupaidedizi,huoshiyinweiyixieyuanyincuoguoleliliande,zongzhujiuquanbusailaibenzuozheilile。”

bukuishizongzhu,quanshuweiyiyigeganredafanpaidenanren,guoranbuyiban。

yechixindiyijingduitaqinpeidewutitoudi,“neishizun,womenxianzaijiuchufama?”

“qushanmenba。benzuoshaohoujiulai。”

“是。”

shaoledafanpaisuixing,yechiganjuezijihunshendouqingsonglebushao。yilushanglaideshihoutadoumeinenghaohaoxinshangqinglianzongdefengjing,rujinxianxialaixixiquqiao,caifajueyuanshuzhongduizheilidemiaoxiedoubuzuyichentuochucichudexianqi,tayemeishenmewenhua,zhizhidaoyuanshanmaolexueding,kongqizhongranletaohuaweier,liangliangde,lenglengde。

wangrirenchaoxishudeshanmengewairenao,yiyankanguoqu,qibagenianjixiuweigebuxiangtongdeshaonianmenzhanzaizheili。cendaolizaijiaoluo,yikandaotabianhuishou:“lailelaile,yexiongyelaile!”

yechibudongshengsediyilve,dunshihairan。

paichudiaozijihenanzhu,shengxiadeqirenlimian,sangeshipaohui,lianggeshihougong,zhiyoulianggewuguluren,zhangdejimeiyoupaohuifanpaineibanzeimeishuyan,yemeiyouhougongjiaosedemaomeitianxian,rangyechishenkediyishidaolezheigeshijieduiputongrenshiduomedecanren。

tatongxinjishoudichuilechuixinkou,cendaopianpianzheishikaikou:“yexiongkeshishentibushi?”

yechi:“……meishi。”

“he,zheiyijielaidexinrenzhiyouzheizhongchengdu?”renqunzhongxiuweizuigao,yeshisanpaohuizhongdedapaohuikailekou,shuohuayinyangguaiqidi,peishangneizhanglian,jianzhiba“paohui”he“qianda”lianggezixiezailelianshang,“yebuzhidaonipingshenmebeitianxuezhanglaoxuanzhong,yaoxiuweimeixiuwei,yaotianfumeitianfu。”

ersanpaohuilianshengfuhe,fachujingdiande“jiejie”guaixiao。

叶迟:。

buzhidaoweishenme,momingxiangdaolechuzhongbanshangdaitouxiaoyuanbalingdehunhun。

看着莫名傻/逼。

taziranbuguanneimeduo,fanzhengpaohuidezuizhongmingyunshibeizhujiaodalian,danyourenbuzheimexiang。

yidaorourounvshengkaikou:“nimenbuyaoqifuyeshidi!”

yechijiangleyixia,xindiandaobuhao。

zaichangdeliangweihougong,yiweishinanzhudebaiyueguangjianzhenggongxumiaomiao,lingyiweishinanzhudeshijie,shenqinghedemeimei,shenrong。

kaikoudejiushibaiyueguangxumiaomiao,tashiyimingyaoxiu,xinggedanchunbuanshishi,shanliangdanshiliruoxiao——wangnantingleshuo,jiushixianzaisuoshuodebianyicishengmuyubailianhua。

meicitayikaikou,jiuhuiweinanzhuzhaolaigengdadehuoduan,yuanyinwuta,yinweixihuantaderenxiangdangduo,jianzhishigexiaowanrenmi。

sheinengjieshouzijidenvshenjilingyigenanrenbianhua。

yechimomotuikailexie,biaoshizijibingbuxiangcanyufenzheng:“womeishenmede,shijie……”

jiantajurantuisuo,xumiaomiaodao:“meiguanxide,yeshidi,ruguotamenqifunilejiuheshijieshuo,shijietinijiaoxuntamen!”

yankanneixiepaohuideyanshenzhujianbiandeyuefaxionghen,jiuxiangshihenbudebazijijisileyiyang,yechiyukuwulei。

qiuqiuni,buyaozaishuole!

tazhende,yidian,yebuxiang,tiyannanzhudedaiyu!

jiuzaichongtujijiangshengjizhishi,yidaolengkuwuqingdeshengyindapolejiangju:“ganqinghenhaoa。”

yechidiyicijuedezheishengyinzheimewenrou,zheimetitie,zheimehaoqinjin。

suoyinapayafeiyuxianzaidelianseshiheide,tayejuedezheizhanglianjintianbuzhiweihebiandetebieshunyan。

neijigepaohuijianleyafeiyu,likebuganzaoci,fandaoshixumiaomiaogewaiyong,dao:“tianxuezhanglao,neijigedizizaiqifuyeshidi!”

tinglezheihua,yechichadianzhenggerendoubuhaole。haozaiyafeiyudemeitouzhishishaoweizhoulezhoubiansongkai,lenglengdipieleneijigecitouyiyan:“xiabuweili。”

zheishengyindoukuaidongchubingchazile,haiyousheiganyouxiacia。

jianzhile,gentagaozhongshiqirensongwaihao“muyecha”debanzhurenyoudeyipin。