第5章
meimeidexiuxileyiye，guqingqingzaoqizhihoumolemotou，bizihentongqi，touyebuteng，haihaomeiyouganmaoqishao。
tazhixiaozaigudai，yiliaojishumeiyouneimefada，yigexiaoxiaodefenghanjiyoukenengyaolerenming。
tagengzhixiaozijimeiyinzi，shengbinglekongpabuhuidedaobierendeguanzhu，faneryourenbabudetasi！
weileneiqianmuliangtian，guqingqingfashi，yidingyaohaohaoduanlianshenti，jianjuebuchurenhewenti！
xunzhejiyizhongdeluxian，guqingqinglaidaochufang，zhunbeizhaodianerchide，lengbudingtingdaoyuanzikoudelianggebinvzaitaolunshenme。
“neihunshixiaomowangbuzhibanyeyouzaigaoshenme！”
“gujiyoucunleshenmehuaixinsi！wodoukandaotabanyezaidaogushenmeyaoshui！xiaolinneiyatougujiyaogengdaomeile！”
guqingqingliansezhujianyinchenxialai，youtingleyihuier，yuanlaishidantaimieneixiaozibanyebushuijue，youyaoduiyahuanshihuai！
guqingqingqidexinkouteng，xionghaizidejiaoyurenwurenzhongerdaoyuan，tagangchufa，jiuxiangfangqile！
dantaimiemaizhetuizoulejinlai，neiliangyatoulimatingzhilejiaotan。
guqingqingkanlekanta，meijianghua，duizheizhonghuaihaizi，jiushibunenglihui，haizizuodianershenmeshiqing，biranshiweileyinqitarenzhuyi，yueshilihuita，taxiacijiuhuibianbenjiali！
dantaimiemuguangyizhidingzheta，kantalenglian，xiayishidalegeduosuo，naohaizhongfuxianzuorineizhixiganjue，shenzigengshibushoukongzhidihoutuiyibu。
guqingqinghengleyisheng，zhuanshenjinlechufangsuozaideyuanzi。
dantaimieminzhexiaozui，zhanzaiyuandibantian，xiangneixiaoxiaodexinzangkeweishijiweinanshou，fenmingduitaxionghendeshizheigenvren，zenmedehaibianchenglezheigenvrenduitalengyanxiangdai！
guqingqingtaimou，gangtaruyuanzi，turankandaozuorizhongdudeneiyahuanzhengzaiyuanzilixuetudou，kanqilaishenglonghuohude，bingfeibingruomoyang！
guqingqingyileng，zheidafudeyishuzheimelihaima？juranjinjinshiyiwanshang，bianjiangzheiyahuanjizhihaole？
guqingqingxiayishizouguoqu：“niyijinghaolema？”
xiaolinheleyitiao，ganjinzhanqilai，weiweifushen：“huifurendehua，duokuilexiaoshaoyezuowansonglailetangzhi，nubihexiaquzhihou，ganjuehaoduole！”
guqingqingzhenglengpianke，xiayishihuitoukanleyanhaizhengchaozhezheibianzoulaidedantaimie，xinliyouxienanshou。
tayiweishidafu，jieguomeixiangdaoshidantaimie。
居然是误会他了。
ergangcaitahaiyiweizheixiaojiahuoshiyaojixujibierenxiadu，hailengliandaita！
yaoshuobuxintengneiduanranshibukenengde，guqingqingminleminchun，niutoujinlechufang，xunwenchuniangshifouyoushenmexiaohaierxihuanchidegaodian。
“huifurendehua，mizhilianounaishijinxierizixiaoshaoyezuixihuanchidele，furenruoshijixiaoshaoyedaiqu，zheigebianshizuihaode。”
chuniangxiaozhe，fuzhongyejiuyigedantaimieshixiaohaier，furenbiranshixintengxiaoshaoyele，suoyixiangzhejitasongchidequ。
guqingqingdiandiantou：“neiwodaiyixieba。”
chuniangjianglianouzhuanghao，haidaileyixieqingdandehuacha。
dantaimiexinliweiqu，haimeichishenmedongxi，zhijiequlehehuachipangbiandexiaotingzili。
guqingqingzhaodaotadeshihou，xiaojiahuozhengpazaizhuozishang，yebuzhidaozaizuoshenme。
tamanmandezouguoqu，jiangshouzhongshihefangzaizhuozishang，taishoumomodantaimiedetou：“mieer，niangqinkannimeichishenmedongxi，zaoshangbuchidongxipashihuiehuai，teyijinidailailenixihuandemizhilianou。”
dantaimiexiaolianshangdoushijingti，tayouxiebukezhixindidingzheguqingqing，zheinvrenyouzaixiangshenmehuaizhaole！juranmotadetou！
kantazhishijingya，guqingqingxinliyouzhoumaleyijuyuanzhudebukaopu，jinjiezhe，jiangneishihedakai：“nikan。”
dangzhenshitaxihuandemizhilianou，haiyouhuacha。
dantaimieminzhechun，bantianbukenshuohua，yemeidasuanchi。
guqingqingzhixiaotazheishizaishengqini，yebuqinao，fanershinaixinanwei，qierencuo。
“shiniangqinbudui，zuorideshiqingjiusuanshijieshule，nijibiangenniangqinshengqi，yebunengbuchidongxi，duiba？”
dantaimiehengleyisheng，xiaoquantouduizheguqingqing。
guqingqingyileng，zuijiaoqiaoqi，“haola，bieshengqile......”
huayinhaimeiluoxia，turanganjuedaobiziyizhenfayang，jinjiezhe，yabuzhudepentipaolechulai！
“阿嚏——”
“阿嚏——”
接连三个！
guqingqingejiaoqingjinzhitiao，zhuazhedantaimiedeshoudouhaimeilaidejishouhui，jiukandaozheixiaoziyouduizhetadelianchuilekouqi！
zaojiaofenquanbuchuidaoletalianshang！
好家伙！
naershiduitaxincunbumana！fenmingshiduitaxincunshayi！
guqingqingmengdizhanqilai，keyabuzhupentiyigejiezheyige，tayanleidouyaochulaile！
guqingqingyibiancayanleiyibianniutoujiuzou，xinlijianzhiqizha，numazijifangcaizhendeduizheigeemoxinruan！
yilukuangbendaozijifangjian，guqingqingxilebalian，zheicaisuanshizhizhulepenti！
taxilekouqi，kanzhetongjingzhongpoweilangbeideziji，henbudexianzaiyitouzharushuizhongshishikannengbunengchuanhuiqu！
“buxingbuxing，woyaolengjing，qianmuliangtianni！”guqingqingzouxiangzhenbaoxiazi，jianglimiandezijunachulai，yanjingyinweizaojiaofenfahong，napaxilelianyeshizhibuzhuyanlei。
taleiyanmenglongdikanzheziju，xinxiangzairenren。
renyishifengpinglangjingtuiyibuhaikuotiankong，weileqianmuliangtian，renyirenjianghuimeihaomingtian！
啊呸！忍个屁！
guqingqingliangyanleiwangwang，baozhezijuxinlidama，zaidengershijiutian，tayidingyaolizheigounanrenhexiaoemoyuanyuande！
dantaiyelengbudingcongchuangqianjingguo，kandaotanazhezijuluolei，renbuzhulengchiyisheng：“haiyiweinibianle，guoranquanbudoushizhuangchulai，yuqinguzong！”
guqingqingcalecafahongdeyanjing，beizheituruqilaideshengyinheleyitiao。
“zaoxianbianxiangdaonirucishuangkuaidayinghelidoushizhuangde，rujinkanlai，guoranruci，danwoquannizuihaoshoulianqilaibugaiyoudexinsi，jibianzaizhongqingyuwo，yiyuezhihouhaishiyaoheli！”
guqingqingmianwubiaoqingdezhanqilai，fangxiaziju，zoudaochuangqian，shizaishimeirenzhu，pokoudama：“shenjingbinga！”
peng——diyisheng，tabachuangziguanshang，duliudantaiyezaiwaimianshuotazheifenmingshinaoxiuchengnu！
fanpaifuzimeiyigenaohuiluzhengchangde，guqingqingyangtianzhangtan：“zheirizimeifaerguole！”