“这哪里是酒？”
shaonvwuzhikouzhubolibeikouhuanglehuang，huposeyetizaiyueguangxiafanqiyaoyidelinguang，“fenmingshiwangmudaokouderongyanzhan。”
taturanjiangbeiyandizaitiaoxinzhechunjian，bingliangdeboliluodeduifangxiahefadou：“buxin？nihoujiemeigundongyici——”zhijianshunzheduifangbojingqingjinhuadaoweibu，“zheilijiuhuiduoshisangexiaoguikenshiweibi。”
dangyourenbuxinxiediguanxiabanbei，shaonvyijingqiaotuizuozaishafashangshushu：“san、er...”zuihouyigeyinjieweiluo，neirenturanguidiganou，lenghanbachenshanjinchugerenxingshuiyin。
“doushuoleshidifu**。”
tasuishoubashengxiabanbeipoxiangchuangwai，yetijiechukongqishunjiantengqilanyan，jingfeimanshumaque，“yanwangyetuomenggaosuwo——”ranzhedankoudezhijiaqingdiantaiyangxue，“hegousanbeinengzhijietiaoguomengpotangzhuanshini。”
neiqunrensesuozhehoutuishi，taturanshuaisuijiuping。
bolizhazaiyueguanglizhachengyinhe，youjipiancaguotaxuebaidetianejing：“bushiaijiaowodianpoma？”ranxuedezhijianmoguochunjiao，“laia，jinwansheixianjiandaoheibaiwuchang——”
“wosongta****banhuanggangzhentidangzhiqian。”
……
【来，喝！】
【嗯？】
zenmemeirenhuiyingta！！！
bushuohuashiba，xiaoxintanao！
yanpijiannandesikaiyidaokouzi……
eno！bukexuedechangmianhecishanglekexuedeta。
ze，shicaifu！tadeyanjingjiushichi！
yingruyanliande，liulimingrujing，fangjiandesibijiebeiyicengdanjinsedejingmeibizhisuofugai。
yuanzhonglvshuchengyin，fanhuasijinjingzhengyan，xiangqifenfangqinxinpi。
zhongzhongjingjue，qiadaohaochu。
weifengqingqingfuguo，shuzhisuifengyaoye，huabanruxuebanpiaoluo，yanranshiyifujuemeidehuajuan。
和不绝美的她！
tahejiushixiangbatongkunisi，danzheigaisidetongkuquexuehuileyouyong。
是的，请看VCR
【jiemei，sulai，xinghuoneiyipiaorendoubeihepaxiale，lianxinjianzhishixiaozhangzhizhi！】
jinchaoyoujiujinchaozui，shenghuobuyaotaipibei。
meinvshiwoderenshe，zhenshideshenfen——yueru0.3wdelengkudagongren！
【fangxin，aijiebaoying！】
zouyinggandaoshi，yanqiandeyiqiefangfodoubeiyicengshenmidemianshalongzhao。
tazhanzaihunandejiaoluo，muguangzaisizhoujiqiedisouxunzhe。
kongqisihuninggule，zhouweideyiqiedouxianrulesiji，zhiyouweiruodeguangxianzaijiaoluolishanshuo，mianqianggoulechuzhouweimohudelunkuo。
jiuzaizheiyike，tadeshixianturanbeiyigeyinnizaiansezhongdeshenyingxiyin。
neigerenzhanzaiyinyingzhizhong，fangfoyuheianrongweiyiti，rangrennanyichajue。
tadeshenyinggaodaertingba，queyoutouzheyizhongnanyiyanyudelengjunyuweiyan。
zouyingpingzhuhuxi，shitucongneihunandeguangxianzhongbuzhuodaotadeyisishense，danguangxianshizaitaihunanle，tagenbenkanbuqingtadelian，zhinengganshoudaocongtashenshangsanfachudeneizhonglingrenzhixidelengchenqixi。
he，zheibushineigerenjima。
zouyingzhanzaineili，xinzhongmanshifuzadeqingxu。
tabenjiuwuyiyutajiuchanbuqing，bijingtahetazhijiandeguanxiyuanmeiyoudaoneizhongkeyisuiyidaqu、qinmiwujiandechengdu。
gaishuoshenmeni，antamendehuashuo，yigetianzhijiaozihetazheizhongrenjiubugaiyoujiaoji。
【diaolemaodefenghuangburuji，nizheizhongrenjiandaotajiuzhanyuandian，dongma？】
tamenzhijiangezheyicengbobodegehe，suiranbuzhiyushuihuoburong，danyejuetanbushangqinjin。
mingmingtabuxihuanta，neizhonglengmoheshulideshenqing，fangfozaiwushengdixuangaozhetamenzhijiangezheyitiaonanyikuayuedehonggou。
tadeyanshenzhongsihuzongshidaizheyisimili，fangfotouguota，kandaolelingyigerendeyingzi。
tanengganshoudaoneizhongcuoweidezhushi，xiangshitajiangtadangzuolemougetaniannianbuwangdejiuren，ertabuguoshineigeyingzidetidaipinbale。
raner，tayouxiandeyouxieqiguai。
jinguanbuxihuanta，taquezongshiyouyiwuyidizhaota。
huoxushixiguanshiran，huoxushiwuchuanfangdeqingxuxuyaoyigechukou，youhuoxushitazijiyebuqingchujiujingshiweishenme。
tahuizaibujingyijianchuxianzaitashenbian，yongneizhonglengdanqueyoudaizhejifentanjiudemuguangdaliangzheta，fangfozaishitucongtashenshangzhaodaoshenmedaan。
zheizhongmaodunrangtagandaokunhuo，yerangtayouxiewunai。
tabuzhidaozijizaitaxinzhongjiujingshishenmeweizhi，shineigebeicuorendeyingzi，haishiyigeoueryonglaidafashijiandeduixiang？
tabuxiangchengweirenherenyanzhongdetidaipin，yebuxiangxianruzheizhongaimeibuqingdejingdi。
buguowusuowei，taduitagengshibuxi。
tashenzhi，tamengeziyouzhezijideshijiehelichang，ouerdejiaojibuguoshimingyundeqiaohebale。
tabuxiangyinweiyishidechongdongerxianrububiyaodemafan，bijing，youxiejulishixuyaobeizunzhongde，youxiejiexianshibunengqingyikuayuede。
“tingshuozou**jiuliangbucuo，shishizheige？”
taweiweiyangqixiaba，muguangzaihunandedengguangxiashanshuozheyisitiaoxindeguangmang，shouzhongtuozheyibeisezeshensuidejiuye，fangfozaizhanshiyijianzhenguideyishupin。
“haishishuoxinghuodechuanyanshinidexuetou？”tadezuijiaoweiweishangyang，daizheyisiruoyouruowudejifeng。
shengyindichenerfuyoucixing，quetouzheyizhongburonghushideyapogan。
tasihuzaishitanta，yousihuzaitiaoxinta，fangfoyaochuopotasuoyoudeweizhuang。
“fangxin，woyilianxinweidanbao，zheizhishiyigegurendezuopin，tongchangdouyoujihaodeyichu。”shuowan，taweiweiceguoshen，naqilingyibeijiu，yiyinerjin。
jiuyeshunzhetadehoujiehualuo，neibancongrongdezitai，fangfozaixiangtazhengmingzheijiudeanquanxing。
邹迎：……
duihuazannengjianggeyoulaiyouhuima，beiyupanleshihuihenzaoxindehaoba……
buguoyilianxinweizhu，queshishihaodadeshoubi。
lianxindemingzizaixinghuokebushishenmexiaojiaose，nengyitademingzizuodanbao，zheijiuziranbuhuishiputongdejiu。
taqingqinghuanglehuangshouzhongdejiubei，jiuyezaibeizhongdangyangchuyiquanquanlianyi，fangfozaihuiyingtadesixu。
buguoshiyixiaobeibale，ta……tazenmehuiyoushi……
频道回转
zouyingweiweizhoumei，xinzhongyongqiyiguqiangliedehuaiyi。
【？】
怎么可能？！
tazhidaozijidejiuliang，neishijingguowushucikaoyande“qianbeibuzui”，zenmekenengyibeijiujiuyunguoqu？
zheizhongganjuejiuxiangshiyigeqiangdadezhanshituranbeiboduoleliliang，rangtagandaowubikunhuohebuan。(눈_눈)
zhuannianjiantaxiangshixiangqishenmeside，xiayishidibazhuazhongniannvrendeshou。
激动的心！
颤抖的手！
像是在期待什么。
linyiweiweiyileng，suijiluchuyigelerandexiaorong：“**，ninyidingshishuimihule，lianwodoubujidele。woshinindetieshenguanjia，linyi。nincongxiaojiushiwokanzhezhangdadea。”
perfet！
“**，ninyaoshibushufu，wozheijiuqujiaoyisheng。”linyijiantashensebudui，lianmangshuodao。
“buyongle，womeishi。”
shuowan，taqingqingguanshangmen，tuilechuqu。
fangjianlihuifuleanjing，zouyingzuozaichuangbian，mengditaiqiletou！(☆_☆)
henhao～zheigediaodiaofei～changdeshuxi。
花花世界迷人眼
有实力我必要赛脸！
“zouying”，jingchengzoujiadexiaoqianjin，ziyoujiwanqianchongaiyuyishen，chengzhangzaiquanshiyucaifudeguanghuanzhixiadeyuanshuedunvquechengbushangpei。
yuanyinwuta，weizhuangshiye。
tawuguanjingzhi，yanshenlingdong，xiaoqilaishiqinqiesuihe，renchuwuhai，zuyirangrenyijianqingxin，xinshenghuanxi。
keyouyousheinengxiangdaoni？zheiyangdewaibiaoxia，yikexinquezaobeiheiansuolongzhao，meiyousihaolianminherencikeyan。
taxiaozhangbahu，bukeyishi，xingshixianglaisiyiwangwei，ranertabingfeidanchundejiaozong，tadequanbingbeihoushizhenmidexinsiheshenchendechengfu。
meiyigejihua，meiyigedongzuo，doujingguojingxinbuju，kansisuiyi，shizeanzangshaji。
tadejiaozhaheshouduan，shitachengweilenvzhuxingshenyuezuishijunlidideduishou。
liangrenzhijiandemingzhengandou，rutongyichangmeiyouxiaoyandezhanzheng，jingcaiercanku。
zaizhongrenyanzhong，tashinanzhudeqingmeizhumajianfaxiao，liangrenziyouxiangshi，qingyishenhou。
taduizhangbeiqinrendeguanxinhezhaogu，gengshirangsuoyourendouyiweitashigelvxingliangshande“haonvhai”。
taqianqihaowupozhan，reqingdiyunvzhuxingshenyuechengyou，biaomianshangdeyouhaoheqinjin，rangrennanyichajuetayinzangzaibeihoudebanfeneyi。
raner，zheiyiqiedoubuguozhishitajingxinbianzhideweizhuang。
zaibeihou，taduinvzhueshizuojin，congwuduandetiaoxindaojingxinshejidexianjing，conganzhongdedihuidaogongkaidexiuru，tawusuobuyongqiji。
shengmingliwanqiang，shouduangaoming，shizudeenv。
恶女？
neifenmingjiushiwobazhuayuyibanderensheng！
kansheibushuangkeyiyicijitabagedabidou！
包爽的！
【系统提示】
“wuzhu，huanyinglaidaochuanshuyishijie！”
“wunaitianxuanzhizidebanshengxitong——‘wuhuangwansui’！”
邹迎挑眉，系统？
哦豁！
xiaoshuolicengchubuqiongdesheding。
她懂～
daizheyisiyihuo，zouyingshitanxingdiwendao：“‘wuhuangwansui’？zheishishenmemingzi？”
嗯……
不理解，但尊重。
૮₍¬_¬''₎ა
“heng，zheigemingzihenpeiwoba！”xitongdeshengyintingqilaiyouxieaojiao，“wokeshicongyishijiechuanyueerlaidechaojixitong，zhuanmenzhengjiuxiangnizheiyangdefeichai！”
zouyingrenbuzhuyaoya，fanbodao：“sheishifeichai？！nigenbenduijiedeshiliyiwusuozhi！”
“biezilianle！”xitongwuhuangwansuideshengyinlidaizheyisidushe，“nikeshiyuanshuzhongneigezisizili、renjianrenyandeedunvpei！yaoshibukaowo，nizaowandewandan！”
好吧！
qiangzhecongbubaoyuanhuanjing，danwoshiruozhe，wobudanbaoyuanhuanjing，wohaibaoyuanqiangzhe。
zouying：“suoyinidaodishiganshenmechide？”
“heng，wokeshichaojixitong，caibuhuilangfeishijianzainizheizhongfeichaishenshang！”wuhuangwansuideshengyinlidaizheyisibuxie，“zheigeshijiedeyiqiedoushiyounizijijuedingde。zenmezou，xuanzezaini。”
zouyingleran，shushishufeiziyoudinglun，tadebenfendian，goumingyaojinbushi？
“xiexieni……？”zouyingqingshengshuodao，suiranyuqilidaizheyisichiyihebuqueding。
“biejizhexiewo！”xitongwuhuangwansuideshengyintingqilaiyouxiedeyi，“wokebuhuibaibaibangni。yaoshinigaozale，wokeyaochaoxiaoniyiwannian！”
“那我命还挺长？”
“aaaaaa！buxupinzui，zhipanidaoshihoukuzhehanzherangwojiuchang。”wuhuangwansuideshengyinlidaizheyisiqijibaihuai。
“xingxingxing，wozhidaole。”zouyingwunaidixiaolexiao，“nijiudengzhe，kan**zuo。”
“wodengzhe。”wuhuangwansuideshengyinlidaizheyisiqidai，“buguoyaoshiniwanwanle，neikejiuyoudekanleheiheihei……”
zouyingzhengyaohuidui，menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenqiaomensheng，jinjiezhe，yigewenroudeshengyinxiangqi：“xiaoying，nixinglemeiyou？”
talianmangqishen，zhenglileyixiayifu，ranhoudashengshuodao：“woxingle，nijinlaiba。”
menbeiqingqingtuikai，yigegaodashuaiqidenanrenzoulejinlai，lianshangdaizhewenhedexiaorong：“zuotianganghuilaimeiduojiujiuxiuxile，jintianganjuezenmeyang？”
zouyingkanzheyanqiandenanren，shunjianbeitadewaimaojingyandaole。
yizhanglengjiaofenmingdelian，jianmeixingmu，biliangtingzhi，bochunqingminshidaizheyisisuixingdeshuaiqi。tadeshencaigaodaxiuzhang，chuanzheyijianjiandandebaisechenshanheheisexiuxianku，quexiandegewaitingba，hunshensanfazheyizhongdutedemeili。
tarenbuzhuduokanlejiyan，xinlianzijingtan：“ze，zheiyanzhiyetainengdale！”
nengchuxianzaizheili，kanlaizheiweijiushizouxuanle。
“xiaoying？”zouxuanjiantalengzaineili，lianshangluchuyisidanyou，“nizenmele？nalibushufuma？”
zouyinghuiguoshen，lianshangweiweifanqiyisihongyun，lianmangyanshidao：“ge，womeishi，zhishiyoudianyun。nijintianzenmezheimezaolaikanwo？”
zouxuanzoudaotashenbian，qingqingmolemotadetoufa，yanshenzhongmanshichongni：“nizuotianzhuangtaibutaihao，wofangxinbuxia，jiuguolaikankan。nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang？”
zouyingweiweiyixiao，qingqingyaoleyaotou：“ge，womeishi，zhishiyoudianlei。nibuyongdanxinwo。”
zouxuanjiantajingshenbucuo，zheicaifangxiaxinlai，qingqingtanlekouqi：“yihoubiehetamenwantaiwanle，yaoshiyudaoweixianzenmeban？”
不过……
“yaoshishizaixiangwan，laizhaogege，buhuiyouweixian。”
turanjian，fangfoyouyidaowennuandehongliuhaowuzhengzhaodichongpolexinmen，xiongyongpengpaidiyongruletadexinjian。
neigunuanliurutongchunrilizuihexudeyangguang，qingroueryouchiredibaoguozhetadexinfang，rangtazhenggerendouchenjinzaileyizhongnanyiyanyudewenxinzhizhong。
taqingxidiganjuedao，zheibingfeijinjinzhishiyizhongjiandandeqingxubodong，ershiyuanziyuyigetedingzhiren——"zouying"deshenchenqinggan。
zheifenqingganyouruyishouyouyangdongtingdelezhang，meiyigeyinfudoujingzhunwuwudichudongzhetaneixinzuirouruandejiaoluo。
zouyingchuimou，yanshenweian。
zheijiushijiarendeguanxinma，zhenshirangrentanliana。
“duile，xiaoying，jintianjialiyougejuhui，nishentibushufujiubuyongqule。”zouxuanguanqiedishuodao。
zouyingyaoleyaotou：“ge，womeishi，woxiangqu。shuobudingnengrenshiyixiexinpengyouni。”
zouxuanjiantajianchi，bianbuzaiduoshuo，zhishidingzhudao：“neinikebieleizheziji。”
zouyingdianlediantou，xinliyijingyoulejihua。
“suzhu，nikanqilaihenzixine。”xitongwuhuangwansuiqianxixideshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。
嗐~
zouyingqingxiao：“wozheishizixindeguanghuantaiqiang，babuzixindouzhezhule。”
吾皇万岁：“……”
daoshimeixiangdao，gaishuobukuishitama……
“neijiuzhunihaoyunla，suzhu。”wuhuangwansuideshengyintingqilaiyouxieqidai，“buguoyaoshigaozale，jidetiqiantongzhiwo！”
“放心～”
“gedechaoxiao，buhuichidao～”
邹迎：……
shangdijiniguanshangyishanmen，wofaxiannizhaizheqishitinghaode。