第1章

dangwozaizheigeweimianzhongshengqicizhihou,xitongzhongyufengle,woyefengle。

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我被系统抛弃了。

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pangbiandedayeyihuo:[zenmeleguniang。]

[meimei……shi。]woshenhuyikouqi,chuanzhebinghaofujiuwangwaizou。

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啪!

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erxianzai,woxianjinidachengzhutou。

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啪!

zheiyiciwoyoushanledidimingzeyibazhang。

mingzezhazhewugudedayan:[wozuoshenmele?]

[看你不顺眼!]

明父刚想开口。

pei!woyikoutuomotuzaitalianshang。

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[yijiarenmeiyigehaodongxi!]shuowanhaimeidengtamenfanyingguolai,wolianmangtuozheyijingdikangbuzhudeshentipaole。