第2章 我老公死了

ruye,lehuaduchangligewaiderenaoxuanxiao。

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xianzaiduitaeryan,dangranhaideshizheigekshizuidadeduchanglelaiqianrongyile。

“aiyou,nalaidexiaodongxitingbiezhia!”

“shencaidaoshibucuo,zeze……”

“meimeinizheidaizilizhuangdebuhuishitutechanba!zheikebuxingdua!hahaha……”

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jiyiyongshangnaohai,jingranshita——kshiyoumingdeebalingdefa。

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dakaideshunjian,zhouweiciqibifudequanshiyoumeidezhongguohua。

“我擦,是金砖!”

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“buxing,woyanjingyaobeishanxiale……”

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“jiubixiao,ruguowoshule,wojinwangennizou。danshiruguonishule,duzishuangbei!”

lingdefagangyaodaying,yidayanquekanjianletashoushangdezuanjie:“xiaoguniang,niyijingjiehunle?”

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“shaoye。”guanjiamoleyibaetoudelenghan,zhanzhanweiweidao:“woxianzaijiudairenbashaofurendaihuilai!ninxiaoxiaoqi……”

“zhanzhu。”yejinranshenxileyikouqi:“tayuanyizijisi,neijiuyoutaqu!”

lehuaduchangshixialaosandedipan,lingdefasuiranrenpinbuhao,danshiquejiuguoxialaosandeming。

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“ati——”shenzhiyaomengdedalegepenti,guoleguofengyi,zenmeturanzheimeleng?

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shouzhihuangdongjian,touzidepengzhuangshenggewaidongting。

“shibabiba,lingxianshengsheng!”

“shiliubisi,lingxianshengsheng!”

“shisibisan,lingxianshengsheng!”

“……”

“……”

yilianhaojiba,shenzhiyaodedianshudoudadeheren。

zhidaozuihouyigechoumayeshulecaizhongyutingxialaikanzhelingdefadao:“wandian**de,ganbugan?”

lingdefasihuzaojiuzhidaoshizheigejieguo,yiliandepiaopiaoran:“youshenmebugan!”

tazaizheiduchanghunleduoshaonianle,yigexiaoyatoupianzihaixiangyingta?

shenzhiyaohuanglehuangwumingzhishangdezuanshijiezhi,“zheimeizuanshijiezhishijiayiqianwubaiwan,ruguonishule,chulesanqianwan,wohaiyaoniguizaidishangjiwokeshigexiangtou!zaizheilixuegoufeijiaoshangshifenzhong!”

lingdefayishunjianxianrulechenmo,buzhidaoweishenme,tazongganjuehaoxiangyoushenmedifangbuduijing!

“palema?”jiantabuyanyu,shenzhiyaoyangshengdao:“meixiangdaolingzonglianwogexiaoguniangdoupa!zeze,chuanchuqupashiyaoxiaodiaodaya!”

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shaizhongyaodong,luozaizhuoshangdeneiyishunjian,shenzhiyaomeiyounashaizhongdeneizhishouzhibudongshengseqingqingqiaoleqiaozhuomian:“woxiankai?”

lingdefayanleyankoushui,huranyouxiejinzhang:“kai!”

shenzhiyaoweixiaozhexiankaileshaizhong,“aiya,shishiqi!dianzhenbeini!”

lingdefasongleyikouqi,zaizenmeyangzijiyebukenengbitadianshuda。

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zhuomianshang,sangetouzidoushiliu,shibadian!

“bukeneng!nishizha!”

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tazhibushihaibaoliuzheqianshidegongfu,zaishouzhichupengzhuomiandeshihou,gaibianlelingdefashaizhonglideshuzibale,faxianbuledezhazenmenengsuanzhani?

lingdefaqideshuangshoufadou,“zhenggekshi,haimeiyougangenwolingdefazuoduide!nijiwoxianghaole!”

“haolehaole!”shenzhiyaoyiliaoxiufa,nongzhuangyanmodelianshangguazhemanbuzaihudexiaoyi:“nikuaidiandeba!zaiwanyihuierlubiantanjianbingdedayedouhuijiale!”

“ni!”lingdefachedizhalemao,laguoshenbiandexiaodidangzailezijideshenqian:“wojiniyibaiwan,nitiwozuo!”

zheihuayichu,pangbianlikeyourenqihong:“jiwo,wobashiwanjiubangnizuo!”

“cao,zheidoujuan?woqishiwan!”

“我五十万……”

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wufenzhonghou,dishanghengqishubadetangleyiqunxiaodi。

“kanlailingzongxigaitaiying,neijiuwolaibangbangniba!”

liangshengcuixiang,lingdefayishunjianfachuleyishengcanjiao。

younidelianbiandecanbai,zhijieguizailedishang。

budengtataitou,yizhishouyijingjiuzhetameijigentoufadetouding,‘pengpengpeng’zaidishanghenhenkeleshigexiangtou。

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zheiniangmenyetaihenle?zheinalishilaiduqiande,zheifenmingshilaiyaomingde!

“lingdatou,xiacirangnizuoshenmejiuzuo,wodehuacongbushuodierbian!mingbaileme?”

ruguobushita,shenlaotouyebuhuizaiyiyebaitouzhihouyouluodaoneigexiachang。

shenjiadezhaitajintianjiuxiantaogelixiba!

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“haiyou,qianwoshifenzhonggoujiao,xiacijianmianbiewanglehai!”

kantaxianzaizheidexingyemeibanfajixudiurenle,shenzhiyaohuanhuanzhanqileshen。

gangyizhuanshen,jigechuanzheheiseyifudenanrenturanlanzailetademianqian。

“——shenxiaojie,dalewopengyou,youzalewodechangzi,jiuzheimezoule,butaiheshiba?”

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henmingxian,tashilaibanglingdefachutoude!