kandaozheitiaopinglundechiguaqunzhongmen,erhuabushuozhijiesousuo。
点进直播间以后。
[wolaile,wolaile,woshicongvboshanglaide,zheilidaodiyoushenmemimi?]
[woyeshi,woyeshi,woshizaishitaihaoqile。]
[jiayihaoba,neiqunrenshizaishitaihuaile。]
[jiaer,woyeshicongvbolaide。]
[+10086。]
jiuzaizhongrentaolunderehuochaotiandeshihou。
yidaoshengyinxiangqi,helezhongrenyitiao。
【hahahahahahahahaha。】
不知情的网友:
[woca,shenmeshengyin?]
[wodeyanjingkanleyoukan,yemeikanjianshisheizaixiao。]
[haofengkuangdexiao,youdianfanpaineiweile。]
zhiqingdewangyoudouzaiheiheihei。
jiuzaijifenzhongqian,zhongrenhaimeiyoulaidaozhibojiandeshihou。
【baiyi,bajunjianeixierensongjinquba。】
『好的,宿主。』
baiyikaishizhengliziliao,zhengliwanyihoujiangsuoyoudezhengjunimingfajilejingju。
zaiyicishoudaonimingjubaodejingchamenjitichenmole。
xiaojingchazhijiejiangshiqinggaosuleliju。
lijukandaoxiaoxihou,bugandaiman,likepairenchazhengshiqing。
ruguozhengjuquezao,neitamenjiuyaoshishidaibule。
bijingshangyigejiushi“zheigeren”tigongde。
zheiyibian,jingchamenkaishizheshoudiaocha。
lingyibian,jiejuewanjunjiadeshiqingyihou,muqingxiayoukaishichiguale。
muqingxianeixinfengkuang,【laiba!rangbaofengyulaidegengmengliexieba。bashenqiubaideguajizhenchengshanglai。】
baiyichanmeidao:『haode,bixia。』
shen·daoyan·qiubai:tayinggaimeiyouzuoshenmeguofendeshiba,yinggaimeiyouba?meiyouba?
zhongrenjiayiliaotian,shizezhilengqierduo,genzhemuqingxiachigua。
jiuzaizhongrendengdaiguadaolaideshihou。
muqingxiafachulejianruibaomingdexiaosheng。
yejiushiganggang,xinyibochiguaqunzhongdaolaishisuotingdaodefengkuangxiaosheng。
[shiwoyanhualema?haoxiangmeirenkaikouba。]
[不确定再看看。]
【xiaosiwole,zheigeshenqiubaiyoudiansha。】
shenqiubai:buxin。nihushuo!
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[zheigeshengyindezhurendaodishishei??]
[xu,anjingtingzhejiuxing。]
muqingxiakuxiaobude【hahaha,shenqiubaiwanglianbeipian,haiyiweishizhenaini。】
shenqiubai:bukeneng,jueduibukeneng。
『shenqiubai,jingdousidajiazushenjiaxiaoshaoye,tashangmianyoulianggegege,tashizuixiaodeneiyige。tazheigerentingdaomeide
。sansuideshihou,beirenyongyiketangpianzou,chadianjiguaimaizou,xinghaobeishenjiadenvyongkandaole,buranzheijiahuojiubeiguaimaile,zhihoushenjiarenjiukandebijiaoyan。
jieguozheijiahuosisuideshihou,shuaikailegenzaitashenhouderen,sheichengxiangyoubeirenjibangjiale,benlairenjiazhixiangbangjiajingjia**,yezhishixiangyaoqianeryi,shenqiubaidangshijiugenjingjia**zaiyiqiwan,tashishunshoubeibangdeneige。』
【……,haocanyinande。】
『zhihoubangfeiliangxinfaxianle,youbalianggerenjisonghuiqule。』
【tamenrenhaiguaihaodelei。】
『wusuideshihou,shenqiubaifeiyaoshuaku,shuazheshuazhejiudiaojinkenglimianle。』
『liusuideshihou,feishuozijishichaojiyingxiong,nazhebangzishua,jizijiganyiyuanle。』
『qisuideshihou,tayoushuotashichaoren,feidexuezherenjiafei,haojiahuo,tashishentimeifei,linghunfeile,yinweitaxiangjitamamajieshaoshuaige,beitabazoule。』
『basuideshihou,buyijingshangxiaoxuelema,yujianleyigepianzi,renjiashuotafumuzhuyuanxuyaozuoshoushu,danshimeiyouqian,tajiuzhengyiganbaopeng,jilerenjiaershiwan,neipianzidaizheqianpaole,tabayoujitazoule。』
『tajialirenhaoshuodaishuodejitashuoyixiefangzhapiandeanliyijizhishi,shenqiubaizuoerjinyouerchu,meifangzaixinshang。』
『zheibu,shiersuideshihouyoubeipianle,zheihuizhibeipianlewubai,nishibushijuedetaliangxinfaxianle?bu,shiyinweitaquanshenshangxiazhishengxiawubaile。neirenxianqitajideshao,youpaole。』
muqingxiaxiaodeduziteng,qitarenbiexiaobiedenanshou。
zhibojianderenkejiumeiyouzheigegulv。
[hahahahahahaha,tayetaihaopianleba。]
[aiyouwoqu,haodaiyeshigeshaoye,zenmezheimesha?]
『zheijianshiqingni,shenjiarenshibuzhiqingde。houlaibatayejiuxueguaile,buzaiwangwaisanqian,haihuyushenbianren,buyaoxiangxinrenhezhapianshouduan,haigentamenjiangguocheng,neishihoudoubijiaoxiao,qitarendouyiweitadongdeduo,jieguoshishenqiubaideqinshenjingli,dangranyeyourenzheimewenguo,shenqiubaidangshijiufouren,tabuxiangchengrentasha。』
『renni,youhaoyiyouhuai,tashiwusuideshihou,yujianleyigebeihuaixueshengweixieyaoqiandenansheng,shenqiubaidezhengyiganyoulaile,tabanglerenjia,shunbianbaojingle,yinweiweichengnian,tamenjigezhishibeijuliulejitian,chulaiyihouxiangbaofushenqiubai,zaizhidaoshenqiubaidejiashiyihou,youtuisuole,zhinengyabachihuanglian,youkushuobuchu。』
『shenqiubaiheneigenanshengxiangchuchenglexiongdi,neigenanshengsuiranjiashibuhao,danchengjihenhao,shenqiubaizuoweishenjiaxiaoshaoye,chengjibushihenhao,shenjiarenyizhihentouteng,zicongshenxiaoshaoyerenshilezheigenansheng,xiangbangzhurenjia,zhijiejirenjiaqianba,renjiayebuyao,bujirenjiaqianba,tayoujuedeliangxinguobuqu,zuihouxuanzerangrenjiabangtabuke,tajirenjiaqian,ranhoushenxiaoshaoyejiukaishifafentuqiangle。』
『lianggerendoukaoshanglejingda,chengjiyouhao,zhangdeyoushuai,shunjianjiuchenglexuexiaoxiaocao,haiyouyixierenkeguotaliangcp,kexilianggerenzhidebunengzaizhile,houlaibiyeyihou,shenqiubaijiuxiangdangdaoyan,shenqiubaitaxiongdizhidaoyihouhenzhichi,shenqiubaibuxiangkaojiali,taxiangzijizuochuyifanshiyelai,danshiyizhipengbi,taxiongdikanbuxiaqule,taliangjixuhezuo,yigefuzedangdaoyanpaishe,yigexiejuben,shenqiubaidechengmingzuojiushitaneigexiongdixiede。』
『taliangni,zaiquanneiyeshihenyoumingde,guanxiyehentie,xianrujin,lianggerendoushiershiwusui,zanshenxiaoshaoyeni,daxuegangbiyedeshihou,ershiersui,zaiwangluoshangrenshileyige“nvhai”jiaomuqiuci,dantabuzhidaodeshi,zheigemuqiucishinande,bujinshinande,haishitadetangdi,shenqiuci,tabiaodijinnianheniyiyangda,doushiershiersui,shenqiuciyongwangtulaigenshenqiubaichuduixiang,shenqiubaizheigeshazi,haimeirenchulaishiwangtu,jirenjiafaqian,dingnaicha,maichide,renjiakualejiju,tajiuyiweineishizhenai。』