第1章
昭国，榆林村。
gangxiaguoyichangxue，caomupiaoling，sansanliangliangzuowannonghuodenongfuzouzailushang。
“tingshuogujianeisanxifuyouquzhuierlangle，congshanposhanggunxialai，shitoukelenaodai，dagaishixiongduojishaole。”
“zheiguaideleshei，haiziyeshikelian，zaozaosilemuqin，fuqintandewuyan，rangyapobazijiguinvmaijilegujiadexiaoshazi，huanleyinzi。”
“buguoshuolaiyeshi，zheijiayejiujialeba，haohaoguorizibujiushile，pianshenghaiyaogouyinzijidedaboge，zheisheishoudele？gujiayeshiyinweita，buzhinaoleduoshaoxiaohua。”
yixingrenxianhuajiachang，ziconggujiadeshaziqulexifu，zheixiaohua，zhenshisantiansanyedoushuobuwan。
bishi，yigeyoupobaidelibaweizhedemaocaowuli，shaonianzhengpazaikangtoushang，nazhepazi，cashishaonvdelian。
shuoshicashi，qishijiushibapaziwangshaonvlianshangyireng，taenzhepazi，zaishaonvlianshangyitongzheteng，tazijijuedecadechabuduole，jiurengdiaolepazi。
shaonvcongshanposhanggunxiaqule，beihaoxindecunminbeihuilejia。
shaonvrongmaojiaohao，edanlian，jiemaohenzhang，meiruyuanshan，chunbudianerhong，jiaojiaoxiaoxiaodemoyang，ng，shitaqudexifuli。
他最喜欢他媳妇了。
shaonvsihushidiyicirucianjing，tadazhedanzi，shenchuzhijianchuolechuoshaonvdelian，tadelianhenruan，xiangtaxihuanwandenibahemiantuanzi，tarenbuzhushuangshoubingyong，zuonienie，yourourou，ranhouzijigegegedexiaoleqilai。
“xifu，nizenmehaibuxinglei？ajindouele，nigaiqichuangjiajinzuochidela~”
“媳妇，别睡了。”
“xifu，ajinele......”
“xifu......”
sushijuedeerbianxiangshiyoucangyingzaijiao，guozaodelihai，erqie，ta！lian！teng！
疼！
痛！
痒！
shisheizaitalianshangcuolaicuoqu？
dangtadelianshimiantuanzima？
ta‘shua’deyixiazhengkaiyan，zuanzhuleneizhizuoedeshou，shengyinbingleng：“sheizaidongwodelian？”
sihushitaturuqilaidedongzuohedaoleshaonian，shaonianyilianjingkongdekanzheta，tashensebingleng：“nishishenmeren，zaiwowulizuoshenme？！”
“xifu，woshiajina，shinixianggonga。”
媳妇，阿瑾，相公？
这都什么东西？
shaonianhuayingangluo，tanaodaijiushiyizhencitong，bushuyuzijidejiyiyonglejinlai。
yuanlai，tachuanyuedaolelishishangbingbucunzaidechaodai——zhaoguo。
yuanzhuyejiaosushi，qianjitianjiajilegujiadexiaoshazi，yuanzhushigeliexingzi，zaijiashangxihuanderengujiaerlang，ziranshibuleyide，jiukaishihuayangzuosile，chenglezhenggecunlidexiaobing。
erjiuzaigangcai，taxianggenzheguerlangquzhenshangdeshuyuan，jieguocongshanposhanghualuo，yuanzhujiumeile。
budui，zheigerenshehaiyouxieshuxi，zheihaoxiangshitakanguodeneibenxiaoshuolidejuqingya？
苏拾就挺无语的！
yuanzhuzaishuli，keshigebuzhebukoudepaohuinvpei！
taweilededaoguerlang，neishishijingdehuai，shijingdezuo，zuihouchenggongchengweiletahenvzhuganqinglushangzuidadebanjiaoshi，yechengleliangrenganqingfazhandecuihuaji！
tazhengzaixiangjuqing，shaonianzhandoudeshengyindaduanletadesilu。
“xifu，teng，teng......”
sushizhouzhemeikanguoqu——
yanzhuzishunjianjiudengyuanle！
raoshijianguobushaomeinanzi，yebeiyanqianrenderongmaojijingdaole。
zheishinalilaidepianpianshaonianlang。
shaoniandemeiyanwanruyudiaobanjingzhi，meiyanziranshangqiao，touzheyidianxie，keneishuangyanjingyouwugudanchun，rouhezaiyiqi，youxieyouren。
“gujin？”tajideyuanzhudezhangfushijiaozheigemingzide，erzheibenshuli，zhiyouyigerenjiaogujin！
shaoniandiantou，yandijianjianxushanglelei：“xifu，ninongtengwole。”
shouwanhaoteng，xiangshiyaoduanle。
sushiqianshibujinshiyanjiuyuanlideyisheng，gengshicongzuzhituixialaidetegongnvwang，yaobushizheishentitaiguojiaoruo，pashiganggangneiyixia，gujindeshouwanjiuyijingmeile！
“不准叫我媳妇！”
苏拾警告他。
“keershenshenshuole，nijiushiajindexifu，nishiyaogenajinkunjuede，yihouyeshiyaojiajinshengwade。”
sushi：“......…”
gennikunjue，gennishengwa，ranhou，dengnikaoqugongmingle，weijirenchenle，chengweiquanqingtianxiadeshoufudarenle，genzheniyiqibeiquantianxiarentuoqima？
shile，yanqiandegujin，jiushishuliweilaideshoufudaren，dafanpai，mietaizi，bigong，cishanvzhu，anshananzhu，gaigande，bugaigandehuaishi，taquandouganle！
tazuihoudejieju，ziranyehaobudaonaliqu，xianshibeinvzhuzhuazhuletanwudebabing，yizhaoshu，manpanjieshu，tabeiqiujinyudilao，riribeiqiru，zuihouyoubeinvzhuzuochenglerenzhi，cansiyuzhong！
sushisongletadeshou，queqiaojianshaoniandeshoubeishangyouyidapiandedongshang，henduodifangdouliekaile，zhangxinyeshiyipianhong，xiangshibeirenchoudade。
taweiweiningmei：“shouzenmehuishi？”
gujin“wu”leyisheng，shunjianbashousuozaileshenhou，ranhoujiuzhengzheyanjingchouzheta。
dadadeyanjingli，doushiwugu，takaikoule：“shiajinbuxiaoxinzijishuaide。”
bunengshuoshixifudade，xifuhuizizeda。
sushixinxiang，shuaiyixianengbashouxinshuaichengneiyang？fenmingjiushibeirendade！
ranhousushinaozhongjiushanguozijiyongmuchaidashaonianshouxindehuamian。
taduici：“......…”
guaibudezuihoutanaozheyaohelideshihou，gujinxiangyebuxiangjiutongyile，zheishibarenqifudeyouduohena！
“把手给我。”
gujinbielebiezui，bozixiayishidesuoleyixia：“xifu，budahaobuhao，a，ajinpateng。”
yuanzhujiehunneiri，dabanyedejiupaoquleguerlangdewuzi，ranhoudierri，zhenggecunliderendouzhidao，tasushiyaopazijidabogedechuang，mingshengyiyejinhui，ranhoutahegujinjiubeiganlechulai。
yuanzhuyuanbenjiubuxihuanzheishazi，zheiduanshijian，duitagengshifeidajima，kepianpiangujinsha，jiujuedezheishitadehaoxifu，zenmedadoubuhaishou，beiqifucanle！
shuozhende，shaonianbuguoshiwusuizuoyoudeyangzi，yishuangyanjingshuilinglingde，shuohuanaishengnaiqide，jiu......jiuwanquanshisushixihuandeneiyigua！
tabulunshirongmaohaishixingzi，douzhangzailesushixihuandedianshang！
苏拾：“不打你。”
gujinzheicaiguaiguaideshenchuleshou。
sushiwozhutadeshouwan，nengmingxiandeganjuedaotadeshentijiangyingleyixia，takanlekantadeshangkou，bingbushihenyanzhong，yinweitianqitaileng，suoyidaozhishangkouyouxiehuanonghefayan。
“另一只手。”
gujinyouguaiguaishenchulelingyizhishou。
sushikanwanhou，muguangzaizheiwuzilisaoshileyiquan，taicanle，zheiwuzihaimeitaqianshideketingda！
tonggongjiubaifanglelianggejuzi，ranhoushitashenxiadedakang，yichuangjiudebuxingdemianbei，liangehuoludoumeiyou，zheitianhandidongde，lengsigeren！
yenanguaigujindeshouhuidongchengneiyang。
kezheishizaigudai，tazongshiyouyishenyishu，queyebuzhidaoshangnaqunongdongshanggaohexiaoyandeyaowuya。
“yaoshiwodexitonghaizaijiuhaole。”tagunongleyiju。
“a？xifu，nishuoshenme？”
sushininglexiamei，danaohuranchoutong，zhijiejiubatajitongyunle。
tongyunqian，zhitingdaoshaonianjiaojideshengyin：“xifu——”