第2章 那我就点外卖了(2140字)

jiangqiyuegangcaizhiguzhehepoposhuohua,sisuoshiqing,quehulveleshenmeshihouketingyouduoleyigerenle。

yanqianzheirenliuzhezongsexiaojuanfa,shenchuanxiaoyangzhuang,pifubaixi,yanjingdadade。

ruguotacaidemeicuo,yinggaishinvpeichengruowei。

“woheshenchigegecongxiaoqingmeizhuma,kenipianpianhengchayijiaojitaxia**,haipailehenduoyanzhaoquyaoxieta,ruguobuquni,nijiurangshenchigegeshenbaiminglie,zheidoushinizuodehaoshi!”

“nihaiquguhuomuyeyerangtabizheshenchigegequni,zhenshijuxinpoce!”

jiangqiyuekesuanzhaodaolediananwei。

zheimeshuo,zongshitazheigenvzhudangdebiequ,jialihaishiyouyigerenrenketade,neijiushinanzhudeyeye。

jiangqiyuexinlishaoweiyoulediqi,zaikankanchengruoweizheizhangkongsudexiaolian,jiuyijingcaidaoshiqingjuefeizheimejiandan。

anzhaotaduoniandexiaoshuoyuedujingyan,zheisuoweide“xianxiayaozaiweixie”,yinggaijiushizheiedunvpeianpaide。

zhishiyuanshunvzhudexingziweiweinuonuobushanzhangzhengbian,yesuizhebeirenmoheideyanzhong,jiusuanjieshileyemeirenxin。

hao,neijintiantajiutiyuanzhuchuchuqi,bazheibenshudegushifenggegaigai!

“wei,nidaoshishuohuaa!”chengruoweiqidedadie。

jiangqiyuepianlepiantou,miyan:“baoqian,wozaixiangbiedeshiqing,nigangcaishuoleshenme,nengzaishuoyibianma?”

chengruoweixumanlengyidelianshunjianbugongzipo。

zhuanyan,bianchenglenaoxiuchengnu:“jiangqiyue,nishenmeyisi!”

“zimianshangdeyisige!”jiangqiyuezuozaishafashang,tuidiejiaerzuo,kaozaishafabeishang,yuqiyouzai。

chengruoweiyiqizhixiadakaibaobaolalian,jiangjizhangzhaopianrengzailechajishang。

“jiangqiyue,wobugennizheizhongrenduofeikoushe,nizuoleshenmeshi,zijikankanba!”

chengruoweibenyiweijiangqiyuezaizuochuisizhengzha,gujilianmianzaipopomianqianbuchengren。

kesheizhi,jiangqiyuequejiangzheixiezhaopiannazaishoulixixiduanxiang,haidadafangfangdishuo:“ze,zheizhaopianshangdenvrenhaizhenshiwoa,zhenshide,meizhangdehuamiangandouchabuduoni,doubuzhidaoxichulaizhiqianhuangelvjingma?”

guoranbuchujiangqiyuesuoliao,congchengruoweijiangzhaopianrengchulaideshihoutajiuyijingcaidaolimiandeneirongle。

zheixiezhaopian,shitahemushenchideyanzhao。

liangrentangzaijiudiandachuangshang,xiangyongershui。

“姜栖月!”

chengruoweijianzhidoukuaiyaobeizheinvrenqizhale;“woxianzaizaigennishuozhengjingshi!”

“zhengjingshi?”jiangqiyuemeiyanfugaiyicengshuangxue,lengxiao:“nidexueliyinggaishitaijiaoba?buranzenmeyidianfenbiannenglidoumeiyou!”

“woruguozhendejinideshenchigegexiayaoyaoxietale,nei**mayeyundaoleni?woyinggainazheshouji**a!”

“kanzheizhaopiandejiaodu,jiuzhidaoshiyourenzaiwomenpangbianpaishede。erni,xiangyaojinideshenchigegechuqidehua,buyinggaiditanshisousuobaneigepaizhaoderenzhaochulaima?”

程若薇愣住了。

zheinvrenta……tadeluojisiweishenmeshihouzheimelihaile?

yiqiantabeiyuanwang,yaomejiushibujieshi,yaomejiushiyanleiwangwangdishuo“wogenbenmeiyou”,zaibuji,jiushifayixiexiaopiqi。

danzheipiqibudanbunengrangwuhuitaderenxintengta,fanerhaiduitagengjiafangan。

keshitajintianzenmejuranweizijizhengbianle?

jiangqiyuetaiqixingmou,weiweiyixiao,nazhezhaopianzaichengruoweiyanqianhuanglehuang。

“duile,zheizhaopianshisheijinide?yaobunibatadelianxifangshijiwo,wogaosutaxiacixizhaopianzhiqiankeyiduohuanhuanjigelvjing,buranwanyinatianpuguangle,buyingxiangwohewolaogongdeyanzhima?”

chengruoweikuaiyaobeiqiyunguoqule。

jiangqiyueyelandelita,qishen,zoudaoquanchengyiyanbufadeguchuanpingmianqian。

“gunvshi,jirannibuxihuanwojiaoninmama,neiwojiujiaoninayi。”

“ayi,guanninyaoqiandexinxininxianzaijiukeyishandiao,erqieninkeyibujiejijiangjia,ruguotamenduininchanshenglesaorao,wozheibianjianyibaojing。”

zuihou,jiangqiyuezaijiguchuanpingchileyikedingxinwan,shuodao:“wojiajinlaizhihou,buhuihuamujiayifenqian,yebuhuisidixiashenshouguanwolaogongyaoqian。”

“wojiajinlai,shiyinweixihuanmushenchizheigeren,heronghuafuguimeiyourenheguanxi。”

wojiajinlai,shiyinweixihuanmushenchizheigeren,heronghuafuguimeiyourenheguanxi……

mushenchigangyijinmen,jiutingjianlezizheinvrenkoulierchudemingmuzhangdandegaobai。

mushenchihuxiyizhi,xinlixiangshibeicheleyixia。

fangcaitashuaimenerchu,juedezheiyangzuoweimiantaiguobuliuqingmian,yexiwangnengshuotongjiangqiyueqianxialihunxieyicaicongwaimianzhefan。

keshi……querangtatingjianlezheihua。

tamenzidaxuexiangshi,tayezhidaojiangqiyuexihuanta。

kejiangqiyueningyuankukuanlian,yebuyuanyijiangxinlihuaduitajiangchulai。

ningyuancuoguo,yebuhuiyongganyihui。

houlaijitaxiayao,tagengshinaonujiangqiyuedeshouduanbeilie。

ketaxianzaijuranrucimingmuzhangdan,dangzhemujiarendemianshuotaxihuanta……

mushenchixinliyouzhongwufayanshuodeganjue,ruobushijiangqiyuefaxianleta,tagujihaihuizaimenkouzhanzhebujinlai。

“laogongnihuilaila!”jiangqiyueyanmaojing、guang,gujilangjianledouhuihaipa。

yijingfaxianmubiao,dayuanzhongyizhunbeijiuxu。

manmande,rangtaaishangni!

jiangqiyuereqingdiwanzhemushenchidegebo,toukaozaitajianbangshang,dongzuoshifenqinni。

“laogong,niganmaqulea?jintiankeshiwomendexinhunzhiyea!”

程若薇脸都气绿了。

zhei**,fenmingjiushiguyide!

mushenchibushidituikaijiangqiyue,hetalakaidianjuli,dandan:“quchulidiangongshi,nizaodianshui。”

yubi,mushenchilianyuguangdoubuliujijiangqiyue,ziguzidishanglelou。

chengruoweixingzailehuo:“nikankanni,shenchigegedoubulini,niruguozhendeyouxiuchixin,jiuyinggaizhudongheshenchigegelihun。”

jiangqiyuejinggao:“biejiao,zaibibibaniyabaixialai。”

程若薇:“……”

guchuanpingqidetaiyangxuezhitutu,duiyuzheigexinerxifu,taduoshaoyouxienaniebuzhu。

jidetazijigangjiaruhaomenshi,yinweijiajingpinhanrerenbudaijian,jiulianzijidezhangfudoubuyongzhengyankanta。

benyiweishoudaohezijitongdengzaoyudejiangqiyue,mianduizheiyangdedajiyehuihezijidangnianyiyangmobuzuosheng。

kexianzaikanlai,taduoduoshaoshaoyouxiediguzheigeerxifule。

kuangqie,tingchengruoweishuo,jiangqiyuedexinggeshiweiweinuonuode,jinriyijian,zenmehetaxingrongdebuyiyang?

erjiuzaizheishi,tadehaoerxiduitaziyayixiao:“ayi,wokanchufangjiushiyiduishengcaile,jiranzheiyang,neiwojiudianwaimaile!”

顾传萍:“……”

tashangbeizishizaoleshenmenie,tanshanggelianpizheimehoudeerxifu!