第三章

4.

wozhaolegechuguolvyoudejiekouzuanjinleyuanzhudexiaogongyuli。

wobianleyigemanliandaobadehuidaodagedelian,zaidisantiandeshihougulejigedashou。

chenzheyeheifenggao,**diaolefanqidebaobiao。

zaitalengdeyaosharendemuguangzhongbatadayunbangqilaile,guanzaijiaowaideyigefeiqigongchangli。

wobatashenshangdedianzichanpindoubalaxialaiaizheaizhetaozaizijishenshang。

dangran,tadeyifuwoyemeifangguo。

woxiongsheneshadibaxiafanqideyifuhou,neixiedashoukantadebiaoqingdouchongmanlelianmin。

woyikanjiuzhidaoshitamenxiangchale,youqiyouhaoxiao,zuihouhaishisuanle。

wodingzhutamenbunengfangpaofanqi,yirisancanhaohaojitazhunbei,zhaoguhaota。

kantamenjigelaolaoshishidiantou,womanyidizoule。

duozaianchuwoqiaoqiaohuanchenglefanqideyangzi。

zheiyinengbiedebushuo,fanzhengweizhuangnenglishiyiliude,bujinlianhuibian,shentiyehuibian。

wanshijubei,wodayaodabaidizoujinfanqigongsi,zuozaitadebangongshili。

youmishujiwoduanchasongshui,worenbuzhuyasuan。

zheishenghuoshizhendeziruna。

worenlianshibiekaifanqideshouji,diankaitadeweixin,meiyouzhiding。

dantajiheshuyudebeizhushiqinnide「xiaoyu」。

yoyoyoyoyo,haixiaoyuni,nijiaxiaoyuyibaiwandoubukenmainini!

woanchuochuofanlegebaiyan。

wojiheshuyufaxiaoxi,yuetakandianying,shiwuyechangdeaiqingpian。

wodashouyihui,bujinbaochanghairanggongzuorenyuanzhunbeilemeiguihuahelazhu。

撩妹我有一套。

5.

heshuyudabandehenjingzhi,wokanzaiyanli,lezaixinli。

qiaoqiao,dabandeduohaokan。

wozhudingyaodanggeyabazongcai,xinghaofanqipingshidehuayeshao。

wobushuohuayinggaiyebuhuihenqiguai。

heshuyuhenrenzhendizaikandianying,woqiaoqiaolazhutadeshouhetashizhixiangkou。

tayilianjingchadizhuantoukanwo,shuaikaiwodeshou。

「fanqi,nichoushenmefeng?」

womeishuohua,zhishishenqingkuankuandikanzheta,chongnidixiaoxiao。

tayilianehan,xianqidizuozailepangbiandekongweishang:「niliwoyuandian,niyoudaowole。」

我:「……」

henhao,nvren,nizhenshiyouyanbujina。

dianyingjieshuzhihou,xianchangyijiuyipianqihei,gongzuorenyuanmeiyoukaideng。

heshuyudunangzheshibushitingdianle,quejiantaishangturanliangqizhuguang。

xinxingdemeiguihuawaishiyiquanlazhu,shunzhemeiguihuabaichudexingzhuangfangzhi,yechengxianyigexinxing。

wocongyoushoubiandezuoweinachuyishubaimeigui,shenqingdiningwangzheta。

此世无声胜有声。

heshuyujingdaile,tashuangshouyanzhuzuiba,yankuangweihong。

woxinzhongdeyi,xiaoyang,zheihainabuxiani?

heshuyuzhudongyongbaolewo,tawubigandongdishuo:「nijingranjidejintianshiwodeshengri,haijiwozhunbeilejingxi,niyiqianconglaimeiyoujizhuguo,wozhendehaokaixina!」

wowuzijingya,meixiangdaoxiamaopengshangsihaozi,zhengqiaozhuangshangle。

woxizizidixiang,zheibushitianzhuwoyema?

zhishizheifanqitaibufuzele,lianxinshangrendeshengridoujibuzhu,pei,zhanan!

kanwandianyingtufayiwai,woyidujuedeshimingyundezhiyin。