4.
wozhaolegechuguolvyoudejiekouzuanjinleyuanzhudexiaogongyuli。
wobianleyigemanliandaobadehuidaodagedelian,zaidisantiandeshihougulejigedashou。
chenzheyeheifenggao,**diaolefanqidebaobiao。
zaitalengdeyaosharendemuguangzhongbatadayunbangqilaile,guanzaijiaowaideyigefeiqigongchangli。
wobatashenshangdedianzichanpindoubalaxialaiaizheaizhetaozaizijishenshang。
dangran,tadeyifuwoyemeifangguo。
woxiongsheneshadibaxiafanqideyifuhou,neixiedashoukantadebiaoqingdouchongmanlelianmin。
woyikanjiuzhidaoshitamenxiangchale,youqiyouhaoxiao,zuihouhaishisuanle。
wodingzhutamenbunengfangpaofanqi,yirisancanhaohaojitazhunbei,zhaoguhaota。
kantamenjigelaolaoshishidiantou,womanyidizoule。
duozaianchuwoqiaoqiaohuanchenglefanqideyangzi。
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wanshijubei,wodayaodabaidizoujinfanqigongsi,zuozaitadebangongshili。
youmishujiwoduanchasongshui,worenbuzhuyasuan。
zheishenghuoshizhendeziruna。
worenlianshibiekaifanqideshouji,diankaitadeweixin,meiyouzhiding。
dantajiheshuyudebeizhushiqinnide「xiaoyu」。
yoyoyoyoyo,haixiaoyuni,nijiaxiaoyuyibaiwandoubukenmainini!
woanchuochuofanlegebaiyan。
wojiheshuyufaxiaoxi,yuetakandianying,shiwuyechangdeaiqingpian。
wodashouyihui,bujinbaochanghairanggongzuorenyuanzhunbeilemeiguihuahelazhu。
撩妹我有一套。
5.
heshuyudabandehenjingzhi,wokanzaiyanli,lezaixinli。
qiaoqiao,dabandeduohaokan。
wozhudingyaodanggeyabazongcai,xinghaofanqipingshidehuayeshao。
wobushuohuayinggaiyebuhuihenqiguai。
heshuyuhenrenzhendizaikandianying,woqiaoqiaolazhutadeshouhetashizhixiangkou。
tayilianjingchadizhuantoukanwo,shuaikaiwodeshou。
「fanqi,nichoushenmefeng?」
womeishuohua,zhishishenqingkuankuandikanzheta,chongnidixiaoxiao。
tayilianehan,xianqidizuozailepangbiandekongweishang:「niliwoyuandian,niyoudaowole。」
我:「……」
henhao,nvren,nizhenshiyouyanbujina。
dianyingjieshuzhihou,xianchangyijiuyipianqihei,gongzuorenyuanmeiyoukaideng。
heshuyudunangzheshibushitingdianle,quejiantaishangturanliangqizhuguang。
xinxingdemeiguihuawaishiyiquanlazhu,shunzhemeiguihuabaichudexingzhuangfangzhi,yechengxianyigexinxing。
wocongyoushoubiandezuoweinachuyishubaimeigui,shenqingdiningwangzheta。
此世无声胜有声。
heshuyujingdaile,tashuangshouyanzhuzuiba,yankuangweihong。
woxinzhongdeyi,xiaoyang,zheihainabuxiani?
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zhishizheifanqitaibufuzele,lianxinshangrendeshengridoujibuzhu,pei,zhanan!
kanwandianyingtufayiwai,woyidujuedeshimingyundezhiyin。