第1章
“duibuqijiejie，wozhendebushiguyiyaoheniqiangyechende，jiachandoukeyijini，nicongqianzenmeduiwo，wodoukeyijiwangbujiu，keshiwoheyechenzhendeshizhenxinxiangaide！”
“tayidingshizhuangde，wei，sutang，biezhuangle，kuaidianqilai。”
“boshao，tahaoxiangzhendehunle！”
“用水泼醒她！”
caozadeshengyinbuduanchuanruerzhong，rangsutangdetougengxiangshiyaozhakaiyiyangnanshou。
haotong，tabushiyinggaiyijingsilema？zenmehainengtingjianbierenshuohua。
xiayimiao，yidaduanjiyibuduanyongrunaohai。
yinweiyichangyiwai，tayuanbenyiweizijihuiyimingwuhu，meixiangdaojingranchuanyuedaoletaxianqiankandeyibenshuli，chengweilehenvzhuqiangduojiachanyouqiangnanrenzuizhongyishibaigaozhongdeedunvpei。
hedaduoshugouxuejuqingmalisujuqingyiyang。
nvpeiyigeshixiangquanneng，rongsecaiqijianbeidefujiaqianjin，qianqichuleyouxiegaoaozhiwai，tazhaobudaorenhedequedian。
nvzhujiaoshiyigexiangmaopingpingbeifangzaiwaimianyangdeyeyatou，shenmeyebuhuiqueyiwainengshouhuonanzhuhenanpeideqinglai，weiyideyoudian，dagaijiushitashanliang？
ranertashanliangguishanliang，yichuchangjiunengshuainanzhujiaolianseponanzhujiaokafei，jiuchenggongxiyinlenanzhujiaodezhuyili。
ng......haiyou，tashizhendexiaojie，ernvpeishiduonianqianyichangyiwaihenvzhujiaobaocuole。
yikaishinanzhushinvpeideweihunfu，taweinanzhuchi、weinanzhukuang，jieguobeituranchuxiandenvzhujiaoyizhenaiweiyouhengdaoduoai，shenfenbeijiechuan，jialidecaichanyequanguinvzhujiaosuoyou。
ranhoujiubuyongshuole，kendingheihuale。
zheicijiushiyinweitabuganxinjiachanquanbuguishunvzhujiao，ertaqueyaohuidaoneigepinqiongdejiali，yixizhijiancongyunduandiedaogudi。
yushijiulainaoshi，tuisangzhijianrenzhuangdaolezhuojiao，jiuzheiyangmeile。
sutangjuedezheigenvpeiyouxiecan，benlaizheiduanjuqingnvpeishimeiside，houlaihaihuijixuzuoyao，yizhibukenhenanzhujiaolihun，youbuduanpohuailiangrendeganqingxianhainvzhujiao。
zuihoudexiachangziranyehencan。
yinweihoumiantaheidiyemanlihai，kenghainvzhujiaomeichenggong，beinanzhujiaofaxianle，baofu，tazuihouranbingsizailemanshilajidexiangzilimiandoumeirenshoushi。
处处都是槽点。
kanwanzheibenshu，sutangzhijuedeyoutubuwandecao，jiangshusuiyifangdaolebaoli，jieguozaixiabantuzhongfashengleyiwai。
jiuzaizheishi，binglengdeshuizitoudingluoxia，rangsutangdeshentilengdifazhan。
她缓缓睁开了眼睛。
ruyanjiushiyigenanrenjiangyigenvrenjinjinhuzaihuailidehuamian，kanzhetademuguang，touluzhenongnongdeyane。
nanrenjiaoboyechen，linhaichengzhishoukeredequanmenguishao，lengmoyingjun，leilifengxing。
nvrenyinggaijiushinvzhujiaosuwanle，suwanzhangxiangzhinengsuanqingxiu，queyouzheyishuangwugudedayanjing，henrongyiyinqinanrendelianaizhixin。
“nikan，wojiushuotashizhuangdele。”
kaikoudeshisujiadeguanjia，zicongzhidaosutangshijiaqianjinyihoujiukaishibajiesuwanle，yeshidiyigefaxiansutangshenfenderen。
boyechenyishidaosutangganggangshizhuangde，yanzhonggengshiyanemanman，“sutang，nihainengzaibuyaolianyidianma？ganggangjingrangandashangwanwan，guolai，guixiadaoqian！”