第一章是个
woshigeaibeibazongqiujindebiantainvpei。
chuanshuhouhenvewennvzhuyiqibeiqiujinzaifanpaidehaohuabieshuli。
nvzhubeifenyujue，womoquancazhang。
zheikebujiushiwomengmeiyiqiudeqiujinplay？
suoyidangnanzhurushenzhibanchuxianzaiwomenmianqian、shuoyaodaiwomenlikaishi，woyouyule。
zhuantoukanxiangmanlianyinchendedafanpai：「gege，nizhenderenxinrangwolikainima！」
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zuoweiyigeershiyishijidehuajishaonv，wochuanjinleyibennanpinguzaolongaotianwenli。
huaixiaoxishi，wobushinvzhu，meiyoujinshouzhi，meiyouxitong，zhishishuzhongyigelianmingzidoumeiyoudelurenjia。
haoxiaoxishi，wogennvzhuyiqibeidafanpaijizhualaiqiujinle，anzhaojuqinglaishuo，wobuzhiyukaipianjiusiqu！
wochuanshuhoudexinshenfenshijingchengshoufudenver，mingjiaowenwanwan。
ercishizuozaiwoduimiandezhengshibenshunvzhuliubingci。
bukuishinvzhu，renruqiming，rongmaojiaomei，qizhisiyuelunjiaojie，jirenyizhongxiangyaobaohudeyu.wang。
e，duile，tingshuotahaishijingchengdiyicainv。
jinriwocongchengwaiguijing，qiafengliubingciduziquhuguosiqifu。
wohetahaoqiaobuqiaozaiyigedifangxiachexiuqi，ranhouyouhaoqiaowomenlianggeyiqibeibangle。
anzhaoshuzhongjuqing，wozhidaozheiyicibangjiawomendejiushishuzhongdedafanpai，sanhuangziguweizhou。
shuoqizheigefanpai，qishihenyouyisi，waizushiguanbaiyipindedajiangjun，jiujiumendoushishouzhangbingquandehenren，dantazijiyeshihenyouxiude，shiwusuishibianqulejunying，lixiahehezhangong。
dangchuwokeshiaoyekanwanlezhengbenshu，jiwoyinxiangzuishendejiushizheiweidafanpai，yeshiwotucaopoduodejiaose，meixiangdaoxianshibaolaiderucizhikuai，youchaoyiri，wobeitabangjiale。
macheli，liubingcihongzheyankuangwangzhewo：「zaixialiubingci，ganwenguniangxingming，cishijieyinwoerqi，tamendemubiaoshiwo，shiwolianleinile。buguonibubitaiguoyouxin，taizidianxiayidinghuilaijiuwomende，nibiepa。」
shuobayouxiaoshengchuoqiqilai。
nvzhukouzhongde「taizidianxia」zhengshishinanzhuguxunzhi。
hesuoyoudeguzaolongaotianwenyiyang，nanzhunazhetianshaguxingkaijuyituanzaodejuben，quezouchuleqiyunzhizidedaolu，zuihoucongzhongduohuangzizhongtuoyingerchu，zuoyongjiangshan，hougongsanqian。
nvzhuzeshitaifusunnv，taizidianxiadexiaoqingmei，nanzhuhougongzhiyi。
wobailebaishou，qingshenganweidao，「zaixiawenwanwan，shidaorujin，kuyeshiwufade，kanyangziyishibanhuierwomenyebuzhidaoqunali，womennengzuodejiushizijiule。」
weishenmewonengrucizixindezijiu？
yinweiwokeshizhangwoleyuanzhujuqingde，anzhaojuqinglaishuo，dafanpaicicishibuhuishanghainvzhude。
jiuzaiwochensidezhiji，yidaolengliedeshengyincongmachewaimianpiaolai：「nidasuanzenmezijiu？」
worouleroumeixin，wanquanmeizhuyidaoliubingcideliansezaitingdaoshengyinhoubiandeshabai。
wokaojinliubingci，qiaoqiaoshuodao：「wochangnianzaiwai，fangxiangganshenhao，womensuiranyizhizaimachelimian，danshiwoganjuedechulai，womenhaizaiguandaoshang，chengwaiduoshidaguanxianguidezhuangzi，doushijingchenglishudeshangminghaode，anzhaowomenmuqiandexingshijuli，womenzhinengjianjixingshi，wogaosuni，dengwomendaolemudedi，womenjiu.......」
turanwogandaobeihouyouyiguliangyi，nvrendediliugangaosuwo，qingkuangbudui。
yushiwomanmanhuiguoletou。
zhijianyanqiandemachemenlianbeixiankaileyijiao，yigexuanyimofadenianqingnanzizuozaiwaimian，nanzimianrongyingjun，bilianggao.ting，zuichunlvebo。
wae，shuaige，haishiwoxihuandekuan。
「san、sanhuangzi。」liubingcidezhandoudeshengyinturanxiangqi，wodunshihuiguoshenlai。
yuanlaitajiushishuzhongdedafanpai—sanhuangziguweizhou。