第1章 穿成了五个萌宝的后妈

“wuwuwutashibushizhendesilea,zenmebantianledoubudongdong……”

“erge,wohai……haipa……siren……zenmebana?dagezenmehaibudaixiaomeihuilai?

“erge,sange……dagehexiaomeitamenhuibuhuibei……xiongxiongdedayeshouchidiaole?”

jianloudepofangzili,sangebuzuliusuidenaiwawashoulazheshouzuozaijiaoluo,jingkongdekanzhedishangyidongbudongdenvzi,suirantamenhaipadebugankaojin,danyoubugansuiyilikaizheijianwuzi。

sanxiaozhiyibianxiaoshengniantao,yibianyouhaipadexiaoshengchouqi,jijizhazhadexiaodongjingzhijiebabunaifandemoruyuechaoxingle。

脑袋好痛啊!!!

juliedetongganrangmoruyueculecumei,yanjingdoumeiyouzhengkai,shouquexiayishitaiqitou,molemoetou。

热的,黏糊糊的……

moruyuemengdizhengkaiyanjing,kanxiangzhijiandexuese,yanshenbiandelingliersusha:tanaodaibeirenkailepiao?

环顾四周……

这是什么地方?

moruyuenielenieejiao,lengmodexiaoliannandeyongxianchuyisimimang,jiyijianjianqingxiqilai:

tashiyimingquannengshashou,ganggangjiedaojinjirenwu,hedadangyiqicishamguoyiweizhengke,quezaoyulefuji。

xiangdaozheili,moruyuemengdizuoqilai。

“dongdongdong……”huoleyikemenyadesanbao,jiejiebabadekanzhemoruyuedefangxiang,huranjianjiaoyishengbaozhuleerbao,wadeyishengkule。

“huaihuaihuai……huainiang……taqilaile!”

tayiku,caiwusuidesibaodanxiaorushu,yegenzhehaokuqilai:“huainiang……huole!!yaodarenle……wuwusibaohaopaya!!”

erbaomengleyixia,tabijingyezhishigejiusuidexiaohai,yanzhengzhengkandaomoruyue‘zhashi’zuoleqilai。

zhangqibeinvedaidekongjuxinlifazuo,danhaishijiejiebabadehuzhedidimen:“bububupa……dagebuzai,wobaobaobaohunimen……”

xiaojiahuonulizhuangyigeyonggandexiaoyingxiong,danshizhandoudesizhihesangyin,yijicangbaidexiaolianquechumailetaneixindekongju。

taduoduosuosuodejianqiqiangjiaodemugunzhizhemoruyue,“ni……huainiangnishibushibianchenggui……laizhaodagebaochoule?nibuxuhaidage……shinixianbaxiaomeidiudaodashanli,haiyaomaidiaowomen……dageshengqile,caidanide!!”

“……bizui!buxuku。”moruyuezhijuedexiaodongximenkukunaonaofandeyaosi,yishenghoujiujiaojigexiaojiahuoweiqubabadebilezui。

tazuozaidishang,hunshentengdifangfoshijulunyaguoyiwanbianside。

moruyuekanzhesangezangxixishoubabadenaiwawa,neiyishenposuidebuliaodouyijingbuhaoyisichengzhiwei‘bu’le……

zhiyuyanqiandezheisangehaizi,tamenganggangdidigugudeneixiehua,zheiyouxieyanshudechangjing……

moruyuexinliyongqibuxiangdeyugan——zheiqingjie,gentabujiuqiankanguodeyiben、zhiyuxizhongtianwen,jianzhibuyaotaixiang。

yuanzhushuzhongdefanpaihounianghetatongmingtongxing,yuanzhugangjiaguoqu,shulidenanzhujiudaonianlingerbudebucanjun,jieguomeiduojiujiuchuanlailesixun。

zaishulikehuadeguzaofengjianniandai,yuanzhuxinhunshougua,yidubeichuankefu,liandainanzhudejigehaizidoubeishuoshichibaifanganchuqule,yuanzhuzhihaodaizhewugejizinvshenghuozaipobaidexiaowuli。

yuanbenhaizhiwangzhenengkaonanzhuguoshanghaorizideyuanzhujiuzaichenmozhongbiantai,bianzhefadeqifuwugehaizi,chadianmeibaxiaojiahuomenzhetengsi。

weilebubeiesi,yuanzhuweilejiangerbaosanbaosibaosangexiaozimaidiao,bazuixiaodenverdaiqushenshandiule,xiangjiejiyinkaiwulizhibaopengdedabao。

meixiangdao,dabaodezhiyuanwei,yinuzhixiazhijieshishoujiangyuanzhuzasile。

moruyuedangchukandaozheigeqingjiedeshihou,haichizhiyibi。

wanwanmeixiangdao,tasierfusheng,jingranchuanchengzheibenshulidejipinfanpaieduhouniang!!

zhengzaitachenjinyuqianshidesixudangzhong,poyuandemenhuranbeirenqiangxingpokai,yigemanlianmazidezhongnianpozizoujinlai。

tawuzhebizizhuangmozuoyangdeshuo:“zheipoyuanzilizenmeyiguxuexingwei……yo,qinxiaoniangzizenmenongchengzheitoupoxueliudeyangzile?”

yapoziyinyangguaiqidedunxialaichuolechuomoruyuedenaomen。

xiayikequebeitaningzhuleshouwan,fachuleshazhubandecanjiao:“nininiganshenme!fangkai,wodeshouyaoduanle……

moruyuemianwubiaoqingdemodiaonaomenshangdexueji,lengshengdao:“sheizhunnijinlaide?gunchuqu!”

“nizheigefanlianburenrendeponiang……aiyoyo,wodeshou……”yaporenlesong,lianshenghanteng。

haoburongyishuaikailemoruyue,dunshiqidetiaojiao:“moruyue,nidanzifeileni!dangchukeshiniqiuzhewo,shangmenlaibangnimailezheijigewawa,wohaoburongyizhaodaolemaizhu,tanhaoledajiaqian,nijiuzheimeduidaienrende?”

tasangmenjida,youhouyouhande,bujinhekuleqiangjiaodejigehaizi,lianzuolinyoushedouyinleguolai,fenfenjizaimenkoukanrenao。

“moruyuehaishiduizheijigehaizixiashoule!suishuoshijizi,danneiyeshilaoqinjiadexuemai……”

“kelianneiqinjialaoersile,xixiajiuzheimewugewawa……tayezhenxiadequshou!”

gebilinjuliushenzikanbuxiaqu,renbuzhujinmenlaimadao:“moruyue,qinmingdesixungangchuanhuilai,shiguweihan,nijiuyaomailetadeerzi,nijiubupatadeguihunshangmensuomingma?”

qiyurenyegenzhezhizhidiandian,damamoruyuebushidongxi。

moruyuecumei,xianqitamenchao:“doujiwobizui。”

tazheihuiermanlianshixue,heibaifenmingdedayanjinglichongmanlelengliedeweiya,hewangchangneifuqiruanpayingdezuilianquanranbutong,dajiahuoyishijingranbuganchushengle。

sanbaohesibaobaozaiyiqisesefadou,xiaoshengkuzheshuo:“erge,dageshenmeshihouhuilaia?wobuxiangbeimaidiao……”

erbaoyehaipadeliansefabai,yonglidejuzhemugun,chongmoruyueheyapozihoudao:“nimenlianggehuainvren,xiuxiangmaidiaowomen!dengwodagehuilai,tahuidanimende。”

suiranshengyinnaixiongnaixiongde,danshitadaodizhishigebajiusuidexiaohai,weiyanbuzu,fandaoshiyindeyapoziyizhenzhenfaxiao:“chouchouzheixiaozi,zhongqishizudemoyang,bilingwailianggeruojizaizisidexiaowawahaoduole……zheixiaozitiedingnengmaigehaorenjia。”

shuozhe,tajiuyaoshenshoubaerbaolinguolai。

erbaohedeyaojinzuichun,huluanhuiwuzhemugun:“bieguolai……biepengwo……wodasini!!!”

yapozibuxiaoxinbeidalehaojigunzi,qidetiaojiao。

tazhijiepuguoquyongfeishuodeshentiyazhizheerbao,fanshouchouchutashoulidemugun,“wangbaduzi,nihaigandawo?!kanwojintianbushoushini……”

shuozhe,tanazhemugunjiuyaozouerbao,moyangfenwaixionghen,jiangsanbaohesibaohedekushilesheng:“erge!biedaergege……”