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wotaochushoujibodalebaojingdianhua。
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yeshuangzaiwoerbianchayidao:「zhuxiaonuan,nizenmelaile?!」
yidingshibeijiedecongtianerjianggandongle,wokanjiantayanliyishanerguodexinxi,chaotapaipaixiongtang。
yefuqiangzhouzhemeishangxiadaliangwo:「nisheiani?」
woshangqianyibumaozulejing,yibaxianlezhuozi:「woshinidie!」
shulimiaoxie,yefuqiangzheirenmianzidaguotian。
qishiyeshuanggangchushengdeshihou,tatingxintengnverde,danjinbuzhubeihuanjingyingxiang,zhouweiyiqunshehuidicengyounidijinantiantianzaitaerbianguanshu「nvershipeiqianhuo」「dexiangfa,takaishiduiyeshuangjinxingwuxiaxiandeelienvedai。
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wochongtatushetouzuoguilian。
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「zhuxiaonuan,woshibushizuoleshenmeshiqingrangniwuhuile?wodeshiqingbuxuyaoniguan,nizhibuzhidaonidezizuoduoqing,zaibierenyanlizhendehenfan,haiyou,ruguonixiangyongzheizhongshouduanxinongwo,woquannitingshouba,youzheixinyannihaiburuduochijiwanfan。」
shuowan,tajingzhilikaile,yigeduoyudeyanshendoumeijiwo。
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wozaibianlidianmailepingshui,yaoyaqiechidejiaoxitonggunchulai:「tongzi,tashenglaijiushigesharenfan,womenzhengjiugejimaoa?!」
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woyuexiangyueqi,wozailubianweitiaogoudouhuijiwoyaoweiba,wohebireliantieyeshuangdelengpigu?
woyizhangjiangkuangquanshuiniebian:「wobuwanle,woyaotuichu。」
「haode,renwuyijinxingsanfenzhiyi,ruruojixurenwu,wanchenghoujiangfuzengjiangjinwushiwan,xianzaituichujiangshouqutiyanfeishiwanyuan,wanjiaquedingtuichuma?」
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meibanfa,wozheiren,jiushinengweiwudoumizheyao。
yilianjitianzaochen,yeshuangdouchidaole。
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wocalebakoushui,wenxitongtalianxujitianchidaodeyuanyin。
xitongzhaojuqingzhaolebantian,zuizhongshenmeyemeizhaodao,tagaosuwo:「zheigejuqingshiyouyunidechuxianzuixinyanshengde,yuanshulimeiyouxiangsidejuqing,youqingtishi,yefuqiangxinqingbuhaodeshihouhuikekouyeshuangdechefei,yeshuangbianhuizoululaishangxue。」
e,yuanlaineitiangenwoshengqishiyefuqiangjinquzhihoutameileshenghuolaiyuan,shiwokaolvbuzhoule。
danwoneixinkuangxi:「meiqianzaoshuoa,jieyoudeshiqian。」
womeidaixianjin,wenaleiyaolezhangyibaikuai,zhuangmozuoyangdezoudaoyeshuangzuoweipangbian,qiaoqiaodijiangqianrengzaitazhuoxia。
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yeshuangkanlewoyiyan,jiangqianjianqilaicongzhuozishangtuijiwo,jixububijile。
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wozheitianyiwufenghunrantianchengdeyanjijingranbeitashipole?zheiqianyemeixiewomingzia。
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yeshuanghaoxiangmeilenaixin,jiangbipaizaizhuozishang,naqineizhangqianzhanqishenlai:「neijiranbushinideqian,wonaqujiaojilaoshihaole。」
wozhengyukaikouzulan,quetingjianhoupaidediaocheweimenwangzheyeshuangdebeiyingfachu「zeze」dejingtansheng。
woheyeshuangtongshixianghoukanqu。
yeshuangshengliqituranzaofang,jingxuetouguotadexiaokuyinkaiyipianhongse,ranshangletadezuoyi。
「zeze,yeshuangliuxuelehahahahahaha!haoexinwo!」
「xingsile,yebuzhidaoshoushishoushi,shizaimeiqianjiunakuaibudushangbei!」
wozhuaqishubao,lazheyeshuangdeshouzouxiangxishoujian。
likaiqian,woyigeyanshenshadeneiqundiaocheweiquantijinsheng:「woshuoguo,yihousheizaiqifuyeshuangjiushihewoguobuqu。」
xitongzaiwonaohailihanyan:「dajie,nishizairenjiabanjilishuode,nimenbanderendaoyebuzhidaozheishilaizheo.o」