第4章

dengwomodaoyeshuangjiadepingfangmianqian,yeshuangguoranhaishibeidale。

tabeiyefuqiangminglingguizaipaizhuoqian,renyouyizhuodewudasancudenanrenduitaxixiaozhekaizhewanxiao。

wozaixinlibazuozhemalebabaibian,wobuzhidaozaiwomeichuxiandeshijinianli,zuozhebixiadeyeshuangjiujingzaizheigejiajinglileshenme。

wotaochushoujibodalebaojingdianhua。

gumozheshijianchabuduole,wodayaodabaidezoujinyuanzi,jiangdishangdeyeshuanglaqilaisaizaiwoshenhou。

yeshuangzaiwoerbianchayidao:「zhuxiaonuan,nizenmelaile?!」

yidingshibeijiedecongtianerjianggandongle,wokanjiantayanliyishanerguodexinxi,chaotapaipaixiongtang。

yefuqiangzhouzhemeishangxiadaliangwo:「nisheiani?」

woshangqianyibumaozulejing,yibaxianlezhuozi:「woshinidie!」

shulimiaoxie,yefuqiangzheirenmianzidaguotian。

qishiyeshuanggangchushengdeshihou,tatingxintengnverde,danjinbuzhubeihuanjingyingxiang,zhouweiyiqunshehuidicengyounidijinantiantianzaitaerbianguanshu「nvershipeiqianhuo」「dexiangfa,takaishiduiyeshuangjinxingwuxiaxiandeelienvedai。

wozaitapengyoumianqianboletademianzi,yefuqiangqibuguo,tashangqianyibu,yijiaochuaizaiwotuishang:「nitamade,congnaerlaide!」

xiayimiao,jingchalaile,wopuguoqubaozhujingchashushudedatuikuhao:「darenla,dananrenqifuxiaonvshengla~~」

dangwanbaiwodezhuangjusuoci,yefuqiangyinweioudahejuzhongduboxitijuliuyigeyue。

yefuqiangyishuangzhongpaoyansisididingzhewo:「siyatou,nijilaozidengzhe!」

wochongtatushetouzuoguilian。

zouchujingjudewozhuanglezhuangyeshuangdejianbang:「zenmeyang,jieshuozhaozheni,shuodaozuodaoba?」

quemeixiangdao,yeshuangzhishizhewo,yanlimeiyougandong,woshenzhipinchuleyisiyuanhendeweidao:

「zhuxiaonuan,woshibushizuoleshenmeshiqingrangniwuhuile?wodeshiqingbuxuyaoniguan,nizhibuzhidaonidezizuoduoqing,zaibierenyanlizhendehenfan,haiyou,ruguonixiangyongzheizhongshouduanxinongwo,woquannitingshouba,youzheixinyannihaiburuduochijiwanfan。」

shuowan,tajingzhilikaile,yigeduoyudeyanshendoumeijiwo。

wozaibianlidianmailepingshui,yaoyaqiechidejiaoxitonggunchulai:「tongzi,tashenglaijiushigesharenfan,womenzhengjiugejimaoa?!」

xitongyouyoudao:「biezheiyangxiang,tarangniduochidianfan,nikan,tahaishiguanxinnide。」

woyuexiangyueqi,wozailubianweitiaogoudouhuijiwoyaoweiba,wohebireliantieyeshuangdelengpigu?

woyizhangjiangkuangquanshuiniebian:「wobuwanle,woyaotuichu。」

「haode,renwuyijinxingsanfenzhiyi,ruruojixurenwu,wanchenghoujiangfuzengjiangjinwushiwan,xianzaituichujiangshouqutiyanfeishiwanyuan,wanjiaquedingtuichuma?」

zaiyuanlaideshijie,woyigeyuegongziwuqian,shiwanbushiyaowodemingma?worenzhumarendechongdong:「tongzidage……youhuahaoshuoeqaq~」

meibanfa,wozheiren,jiushinengweiwudoumizheyao。

yilianjitianzaochen,yeshuangdouchidaole。

zheitianwomeixiezuoyebeilaoshijiaoqujiaoshimenkoufazhan,fengchenpupudeyeshuangchongjinjiaoshihewozhuanglegemanhuai。

yitaitou,tayanjingliyunmanleshuiqi,xiaolianhongpupude,binjiaochuhaiyouweixiaotuidehanzhu,butongyutapingshilengbingbingdemoyang,haokandehen。

wocalebakoushui,wenxitongtalianxujitianchidaodeyuanyin。

xitongzhaojuqingzhaolebantian,zuizhongshenmeyemeizhaodao,tagaosuwo:「zheigejuqingshiyouyunidechuxianzuixinyanshengde,yuanshulimeiyouxiangsidejuqing,youqingtishi,yefuqiangxinqingbuhaodeshihouhuikekouyeshuangdechefei,yeshuangbianhuizoululaishangxue。」

e,yuanlaineitiangenwoshengqishiyefuqiangjinquzhihoutameileshenghuolaiyuan,shiwokaolvbuzhoule。

danwoneixinkuangxi:「meiqianzaoshuoa,jieyoudeshiqian。」

womeidaixianjin,wenaleiyaolezhangyibaikuai,zhuangmozuoyangdezoudaoyeshuangzuoweipangbian,qiaoqiaodijiangqianrengzaitazhuoxia。

tazhengpazaizhuozishangbuyingyubiji,wanquanmeikanjianwodexiaodongzuo,wozhizheqian,yangzhuangjingya:「ya~yeshuangtongxue,nideqiandiaoleni!」

yeshuangkanlewoyiyan,jiangqianjianqilaicongzhuozishangtuijiwo,jixububijile。

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wozheitianyiwufenghunrantianchengdeyanjijingranbeitashipole?zheiqianyemeixiewomingzia。

wobuganxindebaqiantuihuiqu,jiazhesangzi:「yeshuangtongxue,zenmenideqiandoubuyaoleni?」

yeshuanghaoxiangmeilenaixin,jiangbipaizaizhuozishang,naqineizhangqianzhanqishenlai:「neijiranbushinideqian,wonaqujiaojilaoshihaole。」

wozhengyukaikouzulan,quetingjianhoupaidediaocheweimenwangzheyeshuangdebeiyingfachu「zeze」dejingtansheng。

woheyeshuangtongshixianghoukanqu。

yeshuangshengliqituranzaofang,jingxuetouguotadexiaokuyinkaiyipianhongse,ranshangletadezuoyi。

「zeze,yeshuangliuxuelehahahahahaha!haoexinwo!」

「xingsile,yebuzhidaoshoushishoushi,shizaimeiqianjiunakuaibudushangbei!」

wozhuaqishubao,lazheyeshuangdeshouzouxiangxishoujian。

likaiqian,woyigeyanshenshadeneiqundiaocheweiquantijinsheng:「woshuoguo,yihousheizaiqifuyeshuangjiushihewoguobuqu。」

xitongzaiwonaohailihanyan:「dajie,nishizairenjiabanjilishuode,nimenbanderendaoyebuzhidaozheishilaizheo.o」