“pa”deyishengjuxiang，pianchangshunjiananjingxialai。
sumoshuaileshuaishouwan，tiaoletiaomeikanxiangyipangdeluoxixi，guobuqirankanjiantayilianbukezhixin，wanmeidejiamianshangyechuxianleliefeng。
qiyurenyeshi，juzheshoujideshoudoubuzhidaogaibugaifangxia。
tazheiyibazhangyongdeliqisuiranbuda，shengyinkeshigewaidexiang。
lianguodeni。sumoyouxiedese。
“ni……ni……nidawoganshenme！”
xuyiwuzhebanbianlian，dengzheyanjingyanjingkanxiangsumo，yanjinghongtongtongdejiuyaokuchulaideyangzi。
ganggangzenmemeiyoufaxiantahaiyouzheimejiaoruodeyimian？
sumolengxiaoyisheng，lianshanghaishinvpeijiansuankebodebiaoqing，queshichongzhenanzhude：“daniganshenme？dadejiushinizheigezhanan！laopohaihuaizheyunnijiuchugui，peideshangwomani？”
bianhualaidetaikuaijiuxiangjiuxianglongjuanfeng，linkeyilianmimangdedingzhesumo，lianhaishineizhanglian，renshehaoxiangyemeiyoushenmewenti，zenmetaicitajiukanbudongleni？
buyuanchutuizhejunchenkanxidechenfenglengleleng，buzijuedeyanleyankoushui。guoranshishu“ji”denvren，zheigongjixing，rebuqirebuqi……
“hao!gandepiaoliang!chouzhananjiugaida!”
buzhidaocongnaerchuanlaidequnzhonghusheng，tingzhehaitingjidong，sumoqiaoqiaodewanlewanzuijiao。
jiushima，zheicaishiqunzhongxiwenlejiandexima。
luoxixibaidetoumingyiyangdelianshunjianbiandetonghong，guanzuowugudeyanjingweiqudezhabazhaba，kanzhesumojiuyaokuchulai。
xinliqueyijingluanqibazaodefanzaoqilai：daoyanzenmehaibuhanting，yizhiliangzhiyanjingmeikanjiansumozailuanyanma？zheirangtazenmejie!
怎么办怎么办……
luoxixiwangqianzouleyibu，shouzhitouwucuodezaiyiqijiaochan。
zhongrenshunjianbeitadedongzuoxiyinguoqu，linkegengshimanlianqidai，hukouchengzhexiabadingzhuluoxixi。
zheilianggenvrenzhanzaiyiqijiushiyichangdaxi，luoxixiyaoshinengjiezhuxitadaoshiqingyuanrangbianjugaigaijuben，bijingtongdazhanandejubenyetingjingcai。
“表姐。”
doudadeleizhucongluoxixideyankuanglidiaoxialai，sumokanzhetashenshouqulazijidexiuzi，yangzheliankanxiangziji。
瞬间出戏。
“doushiyanxima，ganmaneimerenzhen。wozhidaonikanwobushunyan，youshenmebumanchongwolaijiushile，woyuanyirangnida，hebi……hebinaxuyichuqini……”
sumodouyaobeiqixiaole，juedezijideshouzenmejiubuzijuedexiangwangyaoshangcha，zuibazenmeyexiangzhangkouduirenleni？jiebuzhuxijiuyongzheiyizhao，lihailihai。
“卡!”
linkezhaixiayanjing，dizhetourouleroumeixin，momotanlekouqi，tadeshijihaoxijiuzheiyangmeile。
juzudexiangjifangxiale，chiguaqunzhongshoulideshoujihaijuzheni!
luoxixicongrenfengliwangwaikanleyiyan，junchenzhengmizheyanjingwangzheierkan，yiliandeshenchenyebuzhidaozaixiangshenme。
suanle，sumoganggangneimepola，jiurangtakankanshenmecaishinvxingdemeili。
luoxixibaerbiansuifabiezainaohou，wenwandechaozhesumopangbianzouqu，que“buxiaoxin”jiaoxiayiwai，zhenggerenpuxiangta。
sumozazashe，dandingdewangpangbianyirang，luoxixiyigeliangqiang，shunshijiushi，zhijiedaozailedishang。
围观群众一阵躁动。
“哇哦!”
“luoxixishuaidaoleai!”
“shibushisumogande？shibushitagande？zhenshigedufu!”
“bushiyoushexiangma？kankanbujiuzhidaole？”
……
sumohaoxiangdounengkanjiandishangtengqidehuichen，xuyizheihuieryegubushangziwolianxi，lianmangwanyaofuqitadenvshen。
luoxixizhanzhandezhanzhileshenzi，jingzhidexiaolianbiandehuipupu。
sumopieleyiyan，zeze，neiyandideeyidouyaopenyongerchula!
“biaojie……”luoxixiyuguangkanlekanxuyi，bitoutonghong，“nizenmenengtuiwoni？”
shengyinbuda，ganghaorangzaichangsuoyourentingdaoeryi。
搞笑!
jiunineiruobujinfengdexiaoshenban，wohaibuxietuini!
sumozhengxiangyaokaiqianchuochuoyinyangguaiqibailianhuazuipaojineng，jiutingjianyipangdexuyizhizhiwuwudeshuodao：“xixia……nishibushiwuhuile，wokan……woyemeikanjiansumotuiniya……”
干的漂亮!
luoxixixiangshidingzaileyuandi，tajiangyingdeniutoukanlexuyiyiyan，duifangzhengyiliandeweinan，shifenzhengzhi，
“别叫我羲羲……”
zhandouzhepaoxiazheijuhua，luoxixizhengkaishoubei，liqudebeiyingkanshangqujiushibeirenheimuledexiaokelian。
xuyiyilianshiluozhanzaiyuandi，sumozoushangqu，pailepaitadejianbang，xiaodelehehede：“shaonian，youqiantu!”
linkezhengyilianjiujiedehebianjutaolungangcaidejuqing，yikaishiyoumeixiangdaohaiyouxianqinanzhuzheigexuanxiang，ganggangduizheigejuqing“jinghongyipie”，xianzaiyoudianerfangbuxiale。
“林导。”
zhengjiujiezheni，yiniutoujiukanjiansumoxiaodexiangduohuaeryiyangcanlanzhanzaitashenhou。
“zenmele？”linkedaishangyanjing，renzhendekanzheta。
“daoyanduiganggangdejuqingyoumeiyoushenmexiangfa？”sumoxiaomimidewendao。
linkemilemiyanjing：“niyouxiangfa？”
xinlidexiaojiujiuzhuandefeikuai，sumoguoduandedianlediantou：“you!”
“lai，zuoxiashuo。”linkeyanjingliangleliang，laoguoyipangdexiaobandeng，qiaoqierlangtuihaozhengyixiadebaihaoleqingtingzishi。
sumoduanduanzhengzhengzuohao，shuodao：“lindao，nikankanwomeimei，duojingyea。”
linkeshunzhesumoshouzhidefangxiangkanguoqu，luoxixizhengmianduizheyikedaliushujianbangchouchoudadadebuzhidaozaiganshenme，benlaizailiushuxiachengliangdejunchenyijingzhuanyidaolezheyangsanxia。
“youkongdiaodebaomuchebudaifeiyaodaizainei，zheishifanshengzijiganggangmeiyanhaoxini!”
linkeduizheihuayoudianerhuaiyi，danshisumoyilianzhengqiyanzhizaozao，haoxiangyouneimedianerkexin……
tamolemoxiababucunzaidehuxu：“suoyini？”
“womeimeikeshizuiyouqianlideyanyuan，daoyanninbieguaita，woyijingxianghaoyouliyutafahuidexifenle。”
junchenzaizheyangsandixia，erduobianshiluoxixiruoyinruoxianwengwengwengdekusheng，duodaozheierdounengtingjian，nanrendelengjundemiankongyouchenxiajifen。
zhengyaofenfuchenfengbatatuiyuanyidian，niutoujiukanjiansumozuodaoyanduimianbuzhidaozaishuoxieshenme，shouwuzudaohaitingxingfen。
“yaoquwenwenma，junzong？”
chenfengyetinghaoqisumozaiganshenme，shenzhiancuocuodeyoudianqidai。
“buyong。”junchenxiazhangdeyanmouweiweimiqi，taxiaodeneimekaixin，yuanlaishiduisheidouzheiyangxiaoma……
“haodejunzong!”chenfenglimazhandebizhi，tongshiqueyoudianshiluo，tacaibuxinsumoshizhengerbajingtaolunjuqing，kendingxinlidazhexiaosuanpanzhengneigebiaomeini。
想看戏，想听八卦。