第1章 这位金大腿,好像有点讨厌她啊

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“jinkuaiyijingtuchulai,sanxiaojieyijingmeiyouweixianle。zhibuguotagangyaoxunsi,qingxubodongtaida,xianzaixuyaopingfuyizhenzicaixing。”

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让人不忍亵渎。

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“shia。”banxiayonglidiantou,yankuanglimiandeleizhugenzhepususudiwangxialuo,tadanyoudikanzhezijiaxiaojie,“xiaojienizenmelea,shiyilema?neinihaijidewogenzelanma?ni……”

“ting!”shenmanshuzhoumei,“zaikuwojiurangzelanbanidiuchuqu!”

pangbiandezelanlikelugebowanxiuzi。

半夏:(⊙x⊙;)

shijiezhongyuanjingle,shenmanshuyourouroutaiyangxue。

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