第二章 下马威

“nidongshoudanijiumuhemeimeile?”

yanqiandezhongniannanzijiushinvzhudejiujiubaizhaofengle,yeshinvzhufumushuangwangzhihoufuyangtaderen。jingyingzheyijiachouduanzhuang,zaizheigexiaozhenlipoyoumingqi,suangefushang。

songyoutandangdangchengren:“shiwo。”

“你为什么动手?”

“neiyaowentamenweishenmexiandongshou。”

“die!nikantazheifuyangzinalihaiheyiqianyiyang?wokantayidingshifengle,womenganjinzhaogeshenpolaibatashaoleba……”

“bizui!”baizhaofengliheyisheng,“nizheifanhuayaoshibeichuanlechuqubierenzenmexiangwomenbaijia!”

baixuxiangsesedibishangzuiba。tadiezheiyibeizi,zuizaihudejiushilianmianmingsheng。

songyouhuanshangyifuweiqudeyangzi:“wozaiwulihaoduanduandeshuizhe,meimeibuzhiweishenmejiunalengshuilaipowo。woyebuzhidaowozuocuoleshenmerangmeimeizheiyangduiwo。”

“nihaibuzhidaoweishenme?!nitoutouqugouyinzhouyugegeyiweiwobuzhidaoma?!”

baizhaofengnudao:“nijiwozhuzui!zheishiyigeweichugedegunianggaishuodehuama?!”

yuanbenshirangfuqinlaijiaoxunsongyoude,sheizhidaozijiailexun,baixuxiangqidezhiduojiao,lalashenbianmuqindexiuziyaotajizijizuozhu。

“laoye,niyezhidaoxiangxiangxihuanzhouyu,keyouerzuoweijiejieburangzhemeimei,fanerzaizhongjianzuogeng,zheijiushuobuguoquleba?”zhuruiyunxienisongyouyiyan:“womenjiabaiyangtazheimeduonian,tabudongdebaodayejiusuanle,fanerpohuaixiangxiangdeyinyuan!”

“jiumu,zheihuawojiutingbumingbaile。”songyouxixibizi,aiyuankousuishijiulai:“wozenmepohuaixiangxiangdeyinyuanleni?meicizhouyulaizhaowowodouquantaquzhaoxiangxiangmeimei,jiusuantazhiyuewo,woyetiyirangtadaishangxiangxiangmeimeiyiqi,keshitabuting,woyouyoushenmebanfani?”

zheihuawuyishenshen**daolebaixuxiang,taqihongleyan,yebugutadiejiuzaiyipangzhanzhe,chongshangqianqujiuyaochesongyoudetoufa。

“goule!”baizhaofengshizaishikanbuxiaqubaixuxiangzheifufengfengdiandiandeyangzi。

“laoye!”zhuruiyunweiqudao:“ninbubangzijinver,zenmexiangzhewairen!”

“wosheidoubuxiangzhe!”baizhaofenglishengdao:“nikankannizijidenver,yigeguniangjiajiaxianggeshenmeyangzi?renjiazhouyunengxihuantazheiyangma?doushinizheigedangniangdejiguande!haiyouni!”baizhaofengdehuatouluozailesongyoushenshang:“buguanzenmeyang,niyebugaidongshoudanijiumu,tashinidezhangbei!nimenjintiandoujiwohaohaofanshengfansheng,xiangxiangheyouerjintianbuzhunchiwanfan!ruguoyihouzaibeiwofaxianchaochaonaonao,quandoujiafachuzhi!”

baizhaofengshuaishouzoule,liuxiazhuruiyunhebaixuxiangnudengzhesongyou。

“haonigexiaoyatoupianzi,zheichulijianjishidepiaolianga?”

songyoulengxiaoyisheng:“jiumuzheihuawozenmetingbumingbai?”

“heng,zhuangshenmesha,zanmenzouzheqiao!”zhuruiyunhenhenwantayiyan,“xiangxiang,zanmenzou!”

“wojinggaoguonile,buyunxuniquzhaoxiaozhougege,zheiyiciwofangguoni,yaoshizaibeiwofaxian,jiubushiponilengshuizheimejiandanle!”

xiaoshuoli,zhouyushichangchangjiejiunvzhudejiaose。tashizhenshangxianlingdarendegongzi,sisiwenwen,qianheyouli,yeshisongyoubeidaidaojiujiujiasuozaidezheigexiaozhenzhihou,diyigeduitaxiaoderen。

“zenme?nihaixiangruhe?”songyouyibianshuozhe,yibianxiangbaixuxiangkaojin。