第五章 倒泔水

yiriqingchen,baizhaofenglaidaozhengtingshifaxianzhuoshangyibaihaolesanwanqingzhou,jidiexianliangdexiaocai,ersongyouzhengzaiyipangbukuai。

“jintiandezaofanshiyouerzuode?”baizhaofengpoweichayi。tayiwangnalihuizuofan?meitianzhishizaifangjianlixiuxiuhebaoeryi。

budengsongyouhuida,zhuruiyunyijingyijiaokualejinlai,xuweidijiaxiaozhe:“you,youerzhangdalea,yezhidaogaiweijializuoxieshierle。”

tadaoshipielegeganganjingjing,haoxiangzuotianwanshanglelingzijichengbaochufangyiqiehuoderenbushitayiyang。

baixuxiangyongkuaizibalaleliangxiawan,baoyuandao:“zheimedandebaizhouzenmechima!”

zhuruiyunkandaozhuoshangdezaocan,yelaxialelian:“nijiuyongxiebaizhouxiancaihunongwomen?”

songyoubulimunvliang,duibaizhaofengdao:“jiujiuchangchangkan?”

baizhaofengyaoleyishaozhou,peishangxiaocai,ruzuibianshiyizhenqingxinshuangkou,lianliandiantou。

jiantachidexiang,zhuruiyunhebaixuxiangyechanglechang,liangrendoubuzaishuohua,zhigumaitouchile。

“youerzheizaofanzuodebucuo,jiujiuhenshixinwei。”

“jiranzuodezheimehao,yihouyirisancanburujiudouyouyouerfuzele。”zhuruiyunyaozhekuaizi,yinyangguaiqidao。

“yehao,neiyihouchufangdedaxiaoshiwujiudouyouyouerzhangguanle。”

zhuruiyunyitingbaizhaofengzheihualimabianlelianse:“laoye!nizheishishenmeyisi?”tazhixiangrangsongyouganhuo,kemeixiangrangtaguanshia!

“nijishenme?zhishirangyouerguanlichufangdeshiwu,yehaobangnifendanyixie,nibushitiantianrangzheleima?”

“可是!”

“haole,jiuzheimejuedingle。yihouyouerjidemeigeyuehenijiumubaogaoyixiachufangcaimaidezhangmu。”

“zhidaole。”songyoumianshangyundanfengqing,xinliqueyijingzaidashengchaoxiaozhuruiyundetoujibuchengshibamile。

zhuruiyunhenhenzuanzhekuaizi,henbudejiangzhenggewandoushuaidaosongyoulianshangqu。

“youerbiezhanzhele,zuoxiayiqichi。”

“bule,wohaiyaoqudaoganshui。”

“qie,sheizhidaoshibushizijiyijingtoutouchiguole。”baixuxiangxiaoshengdunang。

baixuxiangzheihuabujia,songyouzaoyihexiaoyuchiguole,tamenzaoshangdezhoushiyongshengxiadezhoudiduishuiaode。liangrentuizhexiaochezouzaiquchengwaishouganshuidifangdelushang,xiaoyuhahaxiao:“tamenhaibuzhidaochideshizanmendeshengfanni!ai?xiaoyoujiejie,yiqianzenmebuzhidaonizuofanzheimehaochia!”

“nibuzhidaodekehaiduozheni。”

liangrenyoushuoyouxiao,chuanguobaijiaxiangzi,zuanjindaqiaodongshunbiankanleliangyanzashua,jierpashanggaopojiangzhenggeshulanzhenjinshouyandi,youguoleyizuoqiaodaoleshulanheduian。yanzheqiqubupingdexiaolutuileerliduocaidaochengwaishouganshuidedifang。

zheishiyikuaidaozhengwu,chengwaibichenglihairenao,zheilishiquzhouweijigezhenzidebijingzhilu,lailaiwangwangdedoushicheduiherenma。kezhanqianzhizhedexiaochapenglidoushiren,keqiguaideshikezhanlimiandezhuoziquemeijigeren。

chapenglizhaobudaoweizhidenijiuyaowanmiantangdunzaidashugenxiaxiliuxiliudihe。

“duoshaonianle,meihuijiuzheimexiehuayang,bushimiantangjiushimiantiao,buranshijiuganshaobing,zaichijihuijiuchitule。”

congkezhanlizouchuyibangdayaoyuanshenxingjianshuonvzixiaomadao:“niulaosan,nikeshaozaizheijiwotiaofeijianshoule,zheifujinjiulaoniangzheiyijiakezhan,niyaobuyuanchi,xinga,jinchengxiaguanziqu!”

niulaosanchilegebiemen,guaiguaibizuile。

“xiaoyoujiejie,biekanle,kuaizouba。”xiaoyuqiaoqiaoshuo:“zheijiakezhandelaobanniangkexiongle,zanmenhaishikuaiquzhaoshouganshuideliudayeba。”

songyouyingleyisheng,chunjiaoqiaoranfushangyimoxiaoyi。tayouzhuanqiandexiangfale!