第六章 你怎么不笑了

#爷疼你#

#放开我老公#

#舒以岚演我#

zaishuyilanfuzhunanfuwushenghou,zheixiehuatixunsuchongshangleresou,meigehuatixiamiandouyoushuyilandeshenying。

【bushi,shanglaijiumorenjiadexiongji?shuyilanyetaiguofenleba?jianyisongguolairangwolaimo。】

【loushangsuanpanzhuzidoubengwolianshangle。】

【nimenzheixiedasemi,yitiandaowanjiuxiangzhemorenjiafuji!!!buxiangwo,wozhixiangmoyibatadeqiaotun。】

【你也没放过他!】

【renbuhaosehaoshenme?howareyouma?】

【wogennimenzheiqunwangengderenpinle!】

……

“baobei,xiaoxindian,yetengni。”

tingdaoshuyilandezheijuhua,zaichangzhongrendoudaizhule。

bushi,sheijianvmingxingzheimebuzhidaoshouliana?

youqishihuangdao,ruguozixikan,jiunengfaxiantahunshenbengjin,miansejinzhang,dayoushuyilandexingweizaiguofen,tajiuyaochongshangqudejiashi。

tahaoburongyiqiulaidetouzi,yaoshineiweifahuole,tazheijiemuhainengbunenglule?

pianpianshuyilanbuzhizhewuwei,shouzhanghaizaifuwushengdedaxiongjishangmolaimoqu。

xinzhongdao:‘hei!zheidaxiongji,youdanyouruan,chenhaimeizhuzhuajinmojiba。’

mianshangqueshenqingkenqiediguanxindao:“shibushixiongkoutong?huxibuchang?xubuxuyaoyigexinfeifusu?woxinfeifusutebiezhuanye,nengbanileiguenduandeneizhong。”

nanfuwushengfanwen:“weishenmeburengonghuxini?”

【shenme?shenme?wotingdaoleshenme?tazhudongshuoxuyaorengonghuxi???】

【fangkaineigenanrenrangwolai!!!】

tazhudongshuoyaorengonghuxi,rangshuyilandunshixinshengjingti,zheixiaozhigaibuhuishiyaoxianrentiaoba?

“e,neinihaishizhixiba。”

舒以岚起身就走。

tashuangshouchedehaobuyouyu,fuwushengmeiyourenhefanying,jiuneimeziyouluoti,shuaizailedishang。

mianjuchenjihualuoyipang,luchuyizhangjunmeiwuchoudelian,jianmeixingmu,biliangyingting,zuichunyinhong,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,yishuangliangruxingchendemouzijiuneimedingzheshuyilan。

【wokaowokao!duomeweidadeyizhangliana!】

【dengdeng!zheirenyoudianyanshu……】

【aaaaashiyuchengjina!!!zhumingtouziren,nianjiqingqingjiujishenfubusipaixingbang,tingshuotatouzidejiemuwuyiliwaiquandoubaohuo(←yinweitameidangjiemudouqukechuan,xiyinlexuduohaosefensi)】

【hahahahashubiaoxingsaoraotouziren,zheibushizhaosima?】

【jintianwomenhuanjuzaizheili,shiweilehuansongwomengongtongdediren—shubiao,balabala,zhuyuantacongciyihouderensheng,falanfachou。】

【abushi,loushangdenizenmenengfayuyinni?】

zaichangdewurenyelikerenchuleyuchengjin,tamenbuyouzizhudiyonglianmindemuguangkanxiangleshuyilan。

zheicailuzhidiertian,tajiudezuiletouziren,yebuzhidaohuisideduocan。

“nijiushizheimetengwodema?neiwoganshoudaole?”

shuyilanyigepanzhoudanzouwei,jiangyuchengjinzaicilouzaihuaizhong,lianshangxiaorongyuefabiantai。

“zhidaotenglejiuhao,zhiyaonishuoshengyuanyi,jiejiujiniyigejia。”

yiqiantayudaozheizhongshuaige,douhui……e,996dekubidagongrengenbenyubudaoshuaige,zhiyouhunshenhanchoudizhonghaidenantongshi。

rujintazaiyudaoshuaige,huiyibalouzhu,ranhouxiemeiyixiao:“zheishilaotiancijiwomendeyuanfen。”

zheirulangsihudeduihua,tingqudanmuwenhaoyipian。

jiulianzaichangdewuweijiabinhedaoyanzudoujingdiaolexiaba。

【???bushi,zheizenmeyouzhongshuangxiangbenfudebingqing?】

【yidingshiwodecuojue,wojingranjuedeyuxianshenghaitingxiangshouzheizhongxiaonanrendeganjue???】

【yidingshinidecuojue!!!haodaizheishizaizhibo,yuxianshenghainengzhijietuikaishubiaoma?buguoshijitamianzibale,nimenbujuedeyuxianshenghewomenjiachenbaohenpeima?】

【loushangchenlianzhidefensinengbunengbieshuale?nijiachenlianzhigensheidoutianxianpeixingleba?zhixiangananjingjingkangezongyi,jiunimenshibi!】

【loushangzhenyongshi,sheshenzhafanquan,nidefayanwoxihuan,nidesixinjideguan。】

“yaobu,nixianzizhuwoyixiezijinquyiyuanzuogejianchani?woganjuewodeweizhuiguhaoxiangshuaiduanle。”yuchengjindao。

“再见!”

shuyilanhaobuyouyufangshou,qishenlikai,yuchengjinmeikaierduzaicishuaizailedishang。

zheiyimu,rangsuoyourendouchenmole,jiulianzhouweideqifendouzhixilebushao,zhongrendouxiaoxinyiyidikanzheyuchengjin,shengpataturanbaonu。

zheishi,chenlianzhiqishenzoudaoyuchengjinmianqian,shenzipianpian,shenshouqufuyuchengjin。

“yuzong,shulaoshizheigerendexingzijiushidadalieliede,gensheidouzheimeaikaiwanxiao,shimeiyoufencunledian,wotitaxiangyuzongdaogeqian。”

shuoba,taduizheyuchengjinzhanyanluchuyigewenroudexiaorong,shouzhangyehenyoufencundiwangyuchengjindexiaobeishangda。

zheishitazheixienianzaiyulequanlihunchulaidejingyan,nanrendouxihuanwenroutitieshanjierenyidenvren,ruguozheigenvrenshaoyouzise,neizheiyizhaobaishibailing。

chenlianzhiduizijidewaimaoshifenyouzixin,tahaiconglaimeijianguobuxihuantadenanren。

sheiliao,tadeshouhaimeipengdaoyuchengjindeshoubei,houzhebuzhicongnalitaochuyifangshoupa,yanzaizijibizishang,kekekeleqilai。

“niliwoyuandian,woduinvrenguomin。”

chenlianzhiwenroudexiaorongjiangzailelianshang。

【???shiwojiyihunluanlema?gangcaiyuzongbushirangshuyilanjitazuorengonghuxi?erqiehaibeishuyilanchilequantaodedoufu。】

【zheishibushibiaomingyuzongxihuanshuyilan,jujuechenlianzhi?】

【zheijujuedefangshi……azhei,weishenmewodejiaoyijingzidongkouchusanshiyitingle?haogangaahaoganga!!!】

【bushi,yuzongdaodiduinvrenguobuguomina?】

【loushangxiaoxuesheng?yuzongmingxianbuxihuanchenlianzhia,tazheireliantielelengpigu,zezeze……】

【baozouchenbao,womenbuyue,haoxindiaojieqifenquebeiwuduanchuaice,shubiaofensi!】

【bushi???luguoshuojuzhenhuadoubuxing?chenlianzhidefensihaizhenshikepa。】

shuyilanyuanyuanditingdaotamenzheibiandeduihua,chadianmeirenzhuxiaochulai。

zheiyinggaishichenlianzhizhangzheimedayilai,diyicibeinanrenjujueba?

hahahaha,zhiyaokandaonvzhushoucuo,taxinlijiumomingshuangshizenmehuishi?

“nizenmezoule?baworengzaidishangjiubuguanle?shiluanzhongqi?”

shuyilanlianshangxiaorongxiaoshi,shiluanzhongqizheicishizheimeyongde?

ng?zenmehuishi?weishenmesuoyourendemuguangdouluozailezijishenshang?

tazhuantouyikan,dunshilianserutongchishi。

yuchengjinshengyinzhongdaizhejifendiaoxiao,xingmouqingzha,anzangjifenwunai,gangcaineijuhuajingranshiduizijishuode。

haojiahuo,zheishizaijizijixiyinhuolini?

shuyilanzaixinliduizheyuchengjinbilegezhongzhi。

zhiyuweishenmezaixinli,yinweiyuchengjinshineiwubaiwandechuzifang。

napajinzhubabazaishabi,shuyilanyehuixiaolianxiangying。

shuyilanzhuantoukanxiangchenlianzhi,bianjianhouzhedeliansebitagengjianankan,danchenlianzhinulijichuleyisixiaorong,dao:“kanlaiyuzongduishulaoshibuguominni,nandaoyuzongdeyisishi,shulaoshibushinvren?haha,woluankaiwanxiaode,shulaoshibuyaojieyi。”

靠!

老子给你脸了是吧?

shuyilanyuanbenmeixianggenchenlianzhiqiangguanzhudu,dantazijizhudongsongshangmen,jiubieguaizijiqilianshuchule!

“e~kaiwanxiaoa,haoahaoa,wozuixihuankaiwanxiaole。”

shuyilanyibianluxiuzizuochuyifuyaodajiadejiashi,yibianqishixiongxiongdichaozhechenlianzhizouqu。

chenlianzhijiantazheifuyaodarendeyangzi,xinzhongdaxi。

zheikeshizhibo,yaoshishuyilanganzaijingtoumianqiangentadongshou,neishuyilanjiushoushishoushidengzhetuiquanba。

sheizhidao,shuyilanzhigougoudizouxianglechenlianzhi……hetanghuidefanzhuoqian,shuangshouzhuazhuzhuoyan,ranhoumengdiyongli,jiangzhuozixianfanle。

tangtangshuishuide,salechenlianzhiyishen,youjipianshucaihaiguazailetadetoufashang,gangcaiyouyadexingxiangdangranwucun。

chenlianzhisihuconglaimeiyudaoguozheizhongqingkuang,dangxiadaizaiyuandi,biaoqingyipiankongbai。

shuyilanwaitouduichenlianzhidao:“xiao!xiaoa!nizenmebuxiaole?shiyinweitianshengbuaixiaoma?”