第3章 彩虹屁

duifangchenmoyishun,lengxiao:“jingbuzhichengxiangfudeerxiaojie,shenmeshihouxihuanshanglefeiren?”

shenanyunzhanghonglelian,dianguanghuoshijian,yiduanbushuyutadejiyi,shanguonaohai。

tazhanzairenqunzhongyinyangguaiqididihui:“sanhuangzibuguoshigebingyangzi,buchengqihou,sheiyaojialetacaijiaozouyunni!”

yuanshuzhongdeshenanyunjiqiyanelichengan,dagaiyeshiyinweitadeyishuangtui……

tabojingshangdeshouyoujinlejifen,yinyintouzheweixiezhiyi。

“sanhuang……”shenanyunhaipayouaonao,lianshuohuadoujiebaqilai:“sanhuangzi,zhiqianshiwobudongshi。”

yuanxiande“ta”zhendeshitaibudongshile!dezuilezuibuhaoredelichengan,hairangtalaichengdanhouguo,zhenshijiaokubudie!

haozaishiqinghaimeidaowufaniuzhuandedibu,talingguangyishan,xinlixianghaoleshuoci。

shenanyuntaiyan,xingxingyanzhongjifenzhencheng,dudingdikanzheta:“qishiwoyizhixinyueyuni,naihezibeixinzuosui,wufajiejinni,caichucixiace,yihuodenidezhuyi。”

“e?”lichengansonglexielidao,tiaomeikanta,sangyindiya。

“sanhuangzinaitianzhijiaozi,nenglichuzhong、zhangxiangjunmei,shishangjingguinvdeqingmuduixiang。nidecaihuawurennengdi,diemeicixiachaodouhuikuanimuguangzhangyuan、zhimouguoren……”

shenanyunbazijinengxiangdaodekuajiangdoushuoleyibian,yusukuaidaochadianchuanbushangqilai。

lichenganweileng,minleminbochun,lengrankaikou:“shuowanle?”

taqingqingdiantou,kanbuqingtashishengqihaishigaoxing。

“he!”lichenganqingxiao,yuqilenglie:“nijuedewohuixin?nigenbenbuhuijiajiwo。”

taxingziguao,xianglaibuaiyurenjiaowang,chaotangshangduodeshitaoyantade。shenmeguinvqingmu,yebuguoshihurendehua,tayigezidoubuxin。

“weishenmebuhui?”shenanyunfanwen,niejinlexiaoquantou,xiadinglejuexin。

“wotanpaile,wojiushixihuanni,niyaoshibuquwo,neinijiushizibei、haipa,juedenipeibushangwo!”

buzhinalilaideyongqi,tashuodeshifenzixin,tingzhilexiongtang。

lichenganyanlishanguojingcha,tashuohuazunbeibufen,congweiyourenganrucigentashuohua,youmomingdiyouyisi。

“buxiangxinjiuqushishi。”shenanyunxiaoshengbuchongyiju。

budahua,lichenganmiyandingzheta,tanjiutadeyitu,quecaibudao。

shenanyunsihaobusong,zhigougoudikanzheta,wangjinleyiyoushentan。

jiangchileyihuier,lichengansongkaileshou,**debojingshangduolejitiaohongsezhiyin。

“danzibuxiao,”lichenganqiaoqizuijiao,bingkuailianronghua:“woxianzaiquzhaofuhuangcihun,ruoniganjujue,kebuzhibozizheduanneimejiandanle。”

buzhishibushishenanyundecuojue,zheiweixiedehualilengyixiaosanle。

lichenganshuangshoubodonglunyi,diaozhuanfangxiang,likailetingyuan。

“hu!”shenanyunsonglekouqi,qingpaizhexiongkou,shuangtuidouruanle,danshouchengzaiqiangbian,caibuzhiyushuaixiaqu。

caquetoumaochudebohan,shenanyunxiangqiganggangdexijie,lichenganjishihuanyoutuiji,shentiyijiuyouli,zhilianseyouxiecangbai,yingdangyuqixuedeliutongyouguan。

zhixushutongjingmai,yiteshudezhenjiuzhifajiayizhiliao,tayoubawonengbaoshangzheitiaodatui!