你知道吗？
shenyuanli，yeshinengkandaoyueliangde。
taxianggekangkaideshenming，saxiayishuguang，rangwoliaocaodeyisheng，buzhiyucandanshouchang。
——司褚
“binghuang、huangshang，guifeiniangniangheshufeiniangniangzaidianwai……da，daqilaile！”
xiaotaijianjidemantouhan，chuishoufuzaidishang，jianbangweizhan，daqibuganchu。
yigeshixincefengdeguifeiniangniang，suishuodezuilehuangshang，gujiyebengdabuleduojiu，kerenzufushibingmadayuanshuai，fuqinshizhenbeiwang，zhiyaohaishengkouqi，weibimeiyoufanshendejihui！
yigetaihoudediqinzhinver，shoufudebaobeiqianjinshufeiniangniang，xianglaixiaozhangbahu，zuotianzuodi，lianhuangshangyederennaisanfen。
zheiliangzuzongpengyikuaier，lajiadoubuzhidaogaiquanshei！
……
manzhangdejijinghou，shangshouxiangqiyishengyiweibumingdehengxiao，lanyangyangdesangyinjiezhongerzhi，shaodaizhejifenwanwei：“e？”
“谁赢了？”
啊？
小太监眼神茫然。
lizaiyipangdezhangdequandengtayiyan，shangqianyibu，xunchidao：“lengzhezuoshenme？huangshangwennihua，guifeiniangniangheshufeiniangniangsheidayingle？”
xiaotaijiannaonaotou，yanshenyuyanyouzhi：“liangweizhuzishenshangdouluoleshang，buguozhenyaolunqilai，yinggaishi……guifeiniangniangshizhanshangfengde。”
tameiganshuodeshi，quanchengdoushiguifeiniangnianganzheshufeiniangniangda，duifangjihumeiyouhaishouzhili，tazigeerjiuniulejiao，haishidadeguochengzhongtaijidongbuxiaoxinniudaode！
taconglaimeiyoujianguoguifeiniangniangneiyangdeshijianvzi，daqirenlaixiongcanwubi，hai……guaihaokan。
就离谱。
sichuqingqingyishen，renglezhezi，dielimeiyanlveguodongrenxinpodeliqi，shengyinguoxiezhechenyi：“rangneilianggechunhuojizhengunjinlai！”
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半个时辰前。
mingshulingzheyahuanyunzhizouzaiquwangqianqinggongdegongdaoshang。
xiaoyatouyizhangliancanbaicanbai，yukuwuleidizhuaitayixiu：“niangniang，yaobuzanmen，zanmenhaishihuiquba？huangshangzheihuierkendingbuleyijiannin……”
tazheihaishiwangweiwanleshuode！
shishishang，huangshangmeikanletajiazhuzidenaodaidoushitaiyangdaxibianchulaile！
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kezheirenbudanbuxifu，haishangganzhezuosi！
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tazixindelizhiqizhuang，zikuadezhenqingshigan。
yunzhiyishishiyu：……kanlaitajiazhuzishizhendemeiyoubandianbishu。
mingshujianxiaoyatouyifuchoumeikulian，nianerdadademoyang，anweidipaipaitadejian：“fangxinla，bengongxinliyoushu！”
anzhaoyuanshujuqingfazhan，zaiguojitiantazheigepaohuijiudelinghefan，xianzaitabuganjinshuazaizaidehaogan，nandaotangpingdengsima？
neitadagaihuidapochuanshuzuikuailinghefanjilu！
想想都不能忍！
yunzhixinxiang：niyougechuizideshu！
……
“啪！”
zhupuliangganglaidaoqianqinggongmenkou，jiutingjianbuyuanchuchuanlainvziqiyanxiaozhangdeshengyin。
“bengongfengtaihouzhimingjihuangshangsongtang！nishigeshenmedongxi，yeganzulan？nizhidaobengongshisheima！”
“azhu，jibengongzhanglantadezui！”