第3章
zhongwanxunlegejiekoulikai，yuyiyiziranyemeixinqinggenzheiqunshijiazidixuyuweishe，bianyetuishuoshenzibushufulikai。
shihuishezaichengdongjiaoqu，yuyiyiyibalanxialezhunbeijiaoliangmachelaidechuntao，lazhetabianguangqilejie。
naoshiquzhizhongrenqunxixirangrang，jiaomaishengbujueyuer，daoyeduideqizuozhemiaohuideliyueguoshengshile。
yuyiyizhenghaoqidisichuzhangwang，yanqianquechuxianleyizhangjianzuihousaidelian。
“zheiwei**，shiyaoqunaera？”
tingzhezheiqingtiaodeyuqi，yuyiyimuguangzhongdaishangleyisiwanwei。
这是遇到流氓了啊！
lidongshengshijingchengmixingjiadedushengzi，beijialichongdebuxuewushu，zhengrilidaochuzhaomaodougou，diaoxiliangjiafunv。
jianyuyiyizheimianrongqinglideguniangbeizheiwankudingshang，yipangdexiaofanfenfentouquletongqingdemuguang。
danaiyulijiadeshili，sheiyebuganshangqianzulan。
lidongshengjianxiaozheshangqian，zuoshibianyaocheyuyiyidewanzi：“meimeiruoshibuzhiqunaer，burugegewodainiqugedifanga！”
chuntaobuguoshigeshisiwudexiaoyatou，zaojiuheshaleyan，danhaishidangzaiyuyiyishenqian：“nishisheia，biepengwomenjia**。”
lidongshengbunaifandijiangtayibatuikai：“nalaidebuzhangyandexiaren！”
yuyiyikanzhenanrenjianjianbijin，xinzhongneiguhenjingbumianyongleshanglai，danmianshanghaishiyanxiaoyanyan。
“neinidasuandaiwoqunaera？”
lidongshenglianshangdexiaoyigengweisuolejifen：“ziranshinengrangniwoerrenkuaihuoyifandedifangle！”
有够恶心。
yuyiyiculecumei，shenchuleniezhepazideshou。
lidongshenglengleyishun，meixiangdaozheigexiaoyatouzheimezhudong，xinzhongkuangxizheshenchushou：“haohaohao，gegeyidingrangnikuai......”
tadehuahaimeishuowan，zhenggeshenzibiantengkongfeileqilai。
fanyingguolaizhiji，tayijingbeilinzhegeboyijiguojianshuaishuaizailedishang。
lidongshengzhijuedehunshendegutoudouyaoduanle，aijiaozhezaidishangrudong，rutongyizhinianhuhudequchong。
“wodaoshikeyirangni‘kuaihuo’yixia。”
yuyiyijiangpazixianedidiuzaitashenshang，“niyaobuyaoshishi？”
lidongshengnahaiganzaishi，langbeizhepaqishen，zhuanshenjiupao，haibuwangliuxiahenhua。
“xiaojiantizi，nijiwodengzhe！”
yuyiyigoulegouchun，zhuoqiyipangdemudiaobaijianbianchongzhetadexiwodiuqu。
lidongshengyingshengerdao，shuailegegoukenni。
kanzhetaliantoudoubuganhuipazhelikaideyangzi，yuyiyizhijuedexinqingchangkuai。
“春桃，付钱。”
chuntaogangjiangqiandainachulai，neimaimudiaodelaobojiuzuzhiletadedongzuo。
“guniang，bubijile，zheixiaowanyiyebuzhiqian。”
laoboyanzhongmanshidanyou，“zhishi，yanxianikeshidezuilewomenjieshangdeebaa！gunianghaishikuaixieliqu，moyaorangtaxundaojihuibaofulecaihao！”
yuyiyixiaozhexieguolaorenjiadedanyou，jiangyinziqiangxingsaijileta：“fangxinba，wowushide。”
laoboniezheyinzi，lianshanghaishizhibuzhudeguanqie，zhengyaojixuquanshuo，jiutingdaoyishengqinglangdenanshengxiangqi。
“fangxinbalaobo，takeshijiangjunfudedi**，buguoshigemixingdeerziyounengruhe。”