第1章 痴傻媳妇

“duanfei,congruzhuidaowojiadeneiyikeqi,jiushengshiwojiaderen,sishiwojiadegui!xianzaizhibuguorangniquzuoxialaoeryi,nijingranhaiganbuken?!”

“yanjiazisunjieshirenzhongdelongfeng,rangnizheigewonangfeidingzuineishikandeqini!!”

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beidaduanshuangtuideduanfeiyouruyitanlanniyiyangpazaidixiashidedishang,yuemutianyingzhenkanzheta,yanshendangzhongchongmanzheyanezhiqing,jiuhaoxiangtashizaikanyijianlajiyiyang。

ertadeerziyanxingqueyilianbunaifandekanxiangletianyingzhenshuo:“ma,nigenzheigefeiwushuoneimeduoganshenme?tabutongyi,jiuzhijiedadaotatongyibujiuxinglema!!”

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sinianqianjiejiezaidagongdeshihou,beirenxianhaidalanyigegudonghuaping,yaoqiupeichangwushiwan!weilehaizhai,duanfeizhiyaoruzhuidaoleyanjiaquzhaoguchishadeyanjiaerxiaojie。

dengtanadaolezheibiqianhou,jiejiequeyijingbeibidetiaolelou。

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“made!gutouhaitingying!!”yanxingmalejuhou,jiukaishichaozheduanfeishenshangmengtileqilai。

jijiaoxiaqu,duanfeidezuilikaishibuzhudewangwaituxueqilai。

“ma,nimenzenmehaizaizheilia!”

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“yanshuang,nidainijielaizheigedifangganshenme?!”tianyingzhenkanzhetaweiweifanushuodao。

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youtazaizhaoguyanxi,daoshishenglezijibushaoshi。

zheiyaoshiduanfeiyizuolao,tayishibanhuiyebuzhidaogaishangnaerzaiquzhaozheimeyigerenlai。

zhengzaitianyingzhenzheimexiangzhedeshihou,yanxiturankaishibiandekuangzaoleqilai,zuilihenghengjijideyebuzhidaozaishuoxieshenme。

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“飞飞!飞飞!”

youruyouzheliangsansuixiaohaixinzhideyanxidundaolelinmodepangbian,tabumingbaiweishenmeduanfeihuitangzaidishang,erqieyijingyouhaojitiandoumeiyoukanjiantale。

yankuangzhonghanzheleishui,xiangshiyigehaiziyiyangzhengzaiyongzuitianzhendeyanshenkanzheta。

“xiaoxi,kuaigenmamalikaizheili。”tianyingzhenbuxiangtazaiqujiechuduanfei,yushijimangshenchushoulanzhuleta,xiangyaolatalikai。

biekanyanxishenxingyouxieshouruo,danliqiqueshihenda,tianyingzhengenbenjiulabudongta。

“ma,nijiurangtagenneigefeiwuzaiyikuaibei!fanzhengyoubuhuichushenmeshiqing,tanenganjingxialaijiuxing。”yanshuangzaiyipangyilianwuguanjinyaodeshuodao。

yankanchebudongzhihou,tianyingzhenyezhihaosongkaileta。

yanxisuishuoyeshitadenver,dantahaiyoulingwailianggezhengchanghaiziyaozhaogu,ziranbuhuiduiyigeshaziguanxindetaiduo。

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“duanfei,ruguowoerzizhenzuolaodehua,yanshuangzuoweijiejie,kendinghuihenshangxin。”

“niyaoshizhenneimeaitadehua,jiutiyanxingqusihaole!!”

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sanrenlikaihou,yanxixiandeshifendejinzhang,danquemeibanfazhunquedebiaodachuzijideqingganhexiangfa。

“xier,biepa!wozaizheierni!”

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“该死!”

duanfeianmayisheng,gangcaibeiyanxingtiduandegutou**lefeiye,rangtadunshiganjueyouxiehuxikunnan。

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duanfeijinzhouzhemeitou,jiannandexiaolexiaohoushuo:“nishizaidanxinwoma?womeishi,jiushikenengkuaiyaosile。”

“yaoshi...wosiledehua,nigaizenme...banni?wozhendedanxin...”

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cangliangerhaoran,didangrenxinpo!

“wunaiduanshixianzu,renchengshengshouyixian。wujiangyishengsuoxuejinzangcimeijiezhizhizhong,wangdewosuochuanzhihouren,nengxuanhujishi,dutianxiayiqiekunan。”

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guolexujiuzhihou,guangmangcaiwanquansanqu,chuansongdaonaozilidexinxiyesuizhitingzhi。

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