第2章

baohaotangdeneiyike,wopaizhaojiqiyanfaguoqu:

“qiyan,jinibaoletang,nizaigongsima?”

对方没回。

jiezhejiqiyandadianhua,duimianzhichuanlaidududemangyin。

wunaizhixia,zhidenashangcheyaochiqugongsizhaota。

quetaitoukandaoleshuzhongdepinglunpiaozaishangkong:

“xianzainilaogongkeshizaijiudianhebierenjiangjiangniangniangni~zhendehenxuyaonidetangna!”

“wae,zheitanghaishizijihelebubunaoziba,nilaogongxunuodaibaiyueguangtaochuzheibenshuni!”

“zheibenshukandehaowonang,zheigehaizaibaotang,neigedouyijingshuile,sannianlehaiburubierensantiangandeshiduo!”

.......

wokanzhebuduanshuaxindepinglun,buganxiangxindewanghoudaotui,shouzhibuxiaoxinpengdaoleganggangximiedeguotaishang,liaochulepao。

heqiyanzaiyiqihou,tayizhiduiwohenhao。

mohexiabaoxuedeshihou,wobeikunzaigongsi,kuaiyaohunguoqudeshihou,shiqiyanlaizhaodewo。

tacongmobeizoudaozheibian,youbeizhefashaodezoulehenyuanhenyuandelu。

neitianshaodemimihuhu,tingzhetabuduandihuanzhewodemingzi,huanzhehuanzhejiukuleqilai,shuo:“bieshui,yizhipeizhewohaobuhao。“

我们结婚前一天,

chenzhejialirenbuzai,tatiaoqiangdaowojia,pashangerlou,qichuanyuyudezhishiweiledijiwotadechengnuoshu,tatiedaowodeerbian:

“aying,woyidingyidinghuirangnichengweizuixingfuderen!”

wodeerduofaqileyang,lianzhexinyekailangleqilai。

ruguopinglunshuodeshizhende,neiqiyanduiwodezheixiehao,suanshishenmeni?

woanzhaopinglunjidedizhi,nazhecheyaochiqulejiudian,kaichedeshihou,shoudoushidoude,wohaipa,haipatamenshuodeshizhende,haipazijigongkuiyikui。

zhanzaijiudianmenkouwoshulekouqi,yangqishoukoumen,quetingjianlimianshuxidenumasheng:

“谁啊!有病啊!”

zhenglihaodezhendingbeijisui,fuzheqiangcaikankanzhanli。

wonachushouji,zhandoubotongneigeshuxidehaoma:

“wei,qiyan,”woshenhuleyikouqi,“wojinibaoletang,nijiwodizhi,wojinisong。”

“xiexieqinaidelaopo,”duimianshuohuaderenheganggangnumadenanrenxiangshilianggejiduan:“buguoxianzaiwozaiwaimiantanxiangmu,wanshangyaowandianhuijiale,nizaodianshui!”

chongnideshengyinchuandaowodeerbian,yupingchangbiewuerzhi,ruguowohulveqizhongyinyinyueyuedenvrensajiaodeshengyin。

“ng,”wotaitoukanlekanfangmen:“wozaixxjiudian888fangmenqian,ruguo.......”

房门开了。

“chi......ying,”wokanzheqiyandeshangbanshenyinyindehongyin,tuikaitachaozhelimianzouqu,

taxiangyaolazhuwo,dishenghanwodemingzi:“chiying!”

woshuaikaita,yangqishouhenhendichaozhetashanleyibazhang,shanwanjiuchaozhewoshizouqu。

qiyanbiwoxiangandao,dengwokandaoshihou,tahuangluandejiwangneigenvrenshenshanggaiyifu,

kandaoneigenvrendeshunjian,woshiyoudianjingyade,yinweitashiqiyanxianshishijiedeweihunqi——xiali。

woqingxiaoleyisheng,wozhebaowenhedeshouyidiandiansuojin,ranhouhenhendechaozhetashenshangzaqu。

“chiying!”qiyanmanghuzheshenhoudenvren:

“nishibushiyoubing?zheimetangdedongxiniwangwohexialishenshangza,niyoumeiyounaozi!”

“是!”

我朝着他吼:

“womeiyounaozi!wolaogongbeipanwohailaiyanbabadesongtang,wopatachibuhaoshuibuhao,hualeyixiawudeshijianweitazuotang,wozhendeshiyoubing!”

qiyanyanshenlishanguoyisiyouyu,quebeishenhouchuanlaidehuachedidasan:

“qiyanbenlaixihuandejiushiwo,shinipohuailewomendeganqing,ganggangayanhaishuo,yaoshimeinijiu.......”

jiaodidideyazhesangyinhaiyoushihouchuchukeliandeyangzi,redeqiyanpinpinchaozhetakaojin。

“tashuodeshizhende?”wozhigougoudekanzheqiyan,

tameiyouhuida,zhishibaozherendeshoujinleyoujin。

woditouxiangyaoxiaoyisheng,quemominghongleyankuang,

转身离开。

woxiang,zheibenshu,daolewanjiedeshihoule。

我也该离开了。