第1章我是吊车尾？
“shenme！nishuochujianeigediaocheweizaiyuemobishizhongbeijingzhongjiheyunleguoqu？”
zheigexiaoxizaiduanduandeyitianzhinei，hurandapoletianwuxueyuanzheixietiandepingjingfenwei，shunjianzaiwushurendekouzhongchenglejianmianbitidexiaotan。
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“wokao！......wobushisilema？zenmehaihuiganjuedaotong！”
shenweiyigedingjieshashoudechunan，cikehaiweizhengyan，shentibianxiayishidexiangyaoyiyueerqi，zhibuguobansuizhehunshendeyizhenhuranchouchu，chunanzhiganjuedaonaohaizhongxiangshiyouzhemimimamadedianliuchuanguoyibankuaiyaobaozhakailaileyiban，yidagumomingqimiaodejiyipianduanzainaohaizhongshanshuo，bansuizhezhenzhenzhangtong，chunanyizhangtongdekuaiyaoniuqudelianshangjingrantouchuleyisizhenjing。
“wozheishizale？......zheixieluanqibazaodedongxidoushisha？”
ganshouzhenaohaizhongjianjianpingfudezhendanggan，chunanyaoleyaocishixiandeyouxiehunhunchenchendenaodai，chilidezhengkaileyanjing。
“laoda！......chudashao！......nigankuaixingxinga！shangcinijiewodedongxihaimeihaijiwo，nikejiubunengzheiyangziqule！......”
yigelvedaijianxidegongyabansangyincongchunandeerbianchuanlai，budebushuo，zheishengyinpojutese，rangchunantinghoubuyoudedoushimeitouyizhou。
“zheishi？......”
mimihuhudezhengkaileshuangyan，chunanwangzhesizhoudejingwubianchengletuhuangsedemuban，fangjianzhongbaifangzhedeyizhangguseguxiangdebaxianzhuo，yijizhuoshangdeyitaojingmeideyushichaju，sihushiyouxiebuganxiangxin，chunanshenchushuangshoushijingroulerouyanjing，zaiduxiangsizhoukanqu。
“laoda！ni......nixingla！”
yizhangyuanrundefeilianhurandangzailechunandemianqian，zhedangzhulechunandeshixian，zaichunandeshuangyanzhizhong，shenzhiqingxikejianneizhangfeidududeyuanlianliangce，shuaidongdezhedezhuirou。
“啪！”
chunanzhiganjueyishuangzhutishoushunjiandazailezijideshuangjian，buduandeyaohuangzhezijicikeyouxiexuruodeshenti，neizhangfeilianshangdaizhejifenjingxiyujidong，dazuiyilie，xingfendedao：“laoda，nizhongyuxingla！woxianzaijiuqujiaoruolindaoshiguolai，niqianwanbieluandonga！”
tingwanzheihua，chunanzhiganjuejiantouyisong，shenqianyigekanshangquzuzuyousansibaijindepangzihuranzaizijishenqianzhanqishenzi，sanbubingzuoliangbubandekuaisuxiangmenwaipaoqu。
“wonandaoshichuanyuele？......”
muguangrengjiushiyouxiebukezhixin，chunanjuzhezijideshuangshoufangdaoxiongqian，dizhetoufanfudeduanxiangzhe。
“douguaineigaisidejirenwu，bushishuozhishizaishankouzuzhongqianghuigeguwenwuma？zenmehaigenlaoziwanqilechuanyue？”
chunanxiangdaochuanyuezhiqiandeneiyimu，zijiqianfuzaishankouzudejidizhong，haoburongyijinglileyifanxuezhan，caiqianghuileguoneiliushichuqudeguwenwu，yisidangnianshashenbaiqidepeijian，qishajian。
keshijiudangzijiwozhuqishajiandeneiyichanei，haiweidengdaochunanyousuofanying，bianshituranganjuenaoziyitong，shuangyanyimohei，jiucishiquleyishi，zaiduxinglaizhishi，renbianyijingchuxianzailezheili。
“zheidaodishizenmehuishi？......”
chunanlianshangtouzheyifusisuo，muguanghuranluozailezijishoubeishangdeyitiaohongsexuyingshang。
“zhei......zheibushiqishajianma？”
wangzhezijizuoshoubeishangchuxianyitiaohongsexiaojianmoyangdexuying，chunanshuangyanyiliang，youxiezhenjingdedishengjiaolechulai。
“zheidongxinandaoyeshigenzhewoyiqichuanyueguolaile？”
jiuzaichunanxinzhonganzicaicedeshihou，shuangerweiweiyidong，liansepingjingdetaitouchaomenwaikanqu。
“有人来了！”
haibudengmenwaiderenyingchuxian，chunanminruidetingjuebianganzhidaoyouliangdaojiaobushengchongzhezijisuozaidefangxiangzoulai，muguangyizhizhushizhemenwai。
“laoda！......ruolindaoshilaile！”
yidaogongyasangyincongfangjianmenkouchuanlai，suihouyingruchunanyanliandeshiyiweishenxingmiaomandenianqingnvzi，yitoubolangbandeheifaruyinheluojiutianbanqingxieerxia，rudanyanbandeemei，yishuangxingmougupanshenghui，tingxiudeqiongbi，yusaiweiyun，tebieshineizhangwanmeiwuxiadeliandanshenshimeili。
“jianzhijiushitianshengdeyouwua！”
chunanxiayishidegantanerchu，yishuangyanjingzhongliuluchuleyisizanshangzhise，ciketaxishouleyuanlainaohaizhongdebufenjiyi，ziranshizhixiaoyanqianzheiweiershiduosuidenvzizhengshizijibanshangdedaoshi，ruolin。
“chunan！nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang？”
ruolinshenchuanyixidaoshibaipao，jingzhizoujinlefangjianzhizhong，wangzhechunandebiaoqingsihuyouxieshishen，jimangdanyoudechushengxunwendao。
“a！......e！womeishi！”
chunancongfangcaidejingyanzhonghuiguoshenlai，jimangxiaozhehuidao。
“ng！......meishijiuhao，yinggaizhishiputongdexuanyuneryi！”
ruolinliangtiaoximeiyisong，shuozhebianqingqingdejiangzijineizhangbaixideshouzhangtiezailechunandeetouzhishang。
yizhendandandebaiguangcongzhangjiansanfaerchu，chunanzhiganjuehunshendebushizaizheiyichaneidouxiaoshibujianle，shoujiaoyedouhuifuleqili。
“youxietixubale！daihuiwojiaorenqulingyaoshijinisongyipinghuiyuandanguolai，nizheijitianjiubuyongqushangkele，zaifangjianzhonghaohaoxiuxiba！”
baiguangyisan，ruolinchehuilezijitiezaichunanetoudeshouzhang，qingshengkaikouzhufudao。
“ng！......xiexie！”
chunandianlediantou，yibaxiankaizijishenshangdebeizi，congchuangshangpanzuoleqilai。
“nuolindaoshifangxinba！wozheijitianyidinghuibalaodazhaoguhaode！”
yigeshenxingrutongyuanqiubanpangzilimacongruolindeshenhoutiaoleguolai，paizhexiongfuzixindao。
“ng！......neiwojiuxianzoule，youshinikeyilaizhaowo！”
ruolinchaozhechunandiantoushiyizhihou，zhuanshenbianmaikaibuzixiangmenwaizouqu。
wangzheruolinliqudeshenying，chunandenaohaizhong，yiduanduanjiyicanpianmanmandefuxianlechulai。
“xuantiandalu......xixuanyu......qingshendiguo......tianwuxueyuan......chujia......chunan。”
chunanzuizhonghaoxiangzhengzaidishengninanzheshenme，yishuangqiheideshuangtongzhizhong，manmandehuifuleshencai。
“zenmezheidaomeijiahuoyejiaochunana！nandaojiusuanshichuanyueledouyaozhudingrangwozuoyibeizide**ma？......bierenchuanyuehaodaiyehuanshangleyigeniubiyidiandemingzi，biruxiangshilongaotian、xiaoyanshade，duoweifengya！wozenmehaizheimekubi，beirenjiaoleershiwuniandechunanbushuo，haidangzhenjiuzuoleershiwuniande**。zheijiusuanshichuanyue，yeshizaishitaiqiaoledianba！......”
chunankuzhelianyizhenbaoyuanzhihou，huranzhanyanxiaolechulai：
“yuanlaizheijiahuohaishiqingshendiguosidajiazuzhiyizhongchujiadezhangsun，bucuoya！......buguokanyangzizenmehaoxiangzaizheitianwuxueyuanzhonghundebuzenmehaoa！......meiyuedebiwukaohedoushizuihouyiming，haibeirenchengzuoxueyuanzhongde‘diaochewei’。”
cishi，chunandeliansexiandeyouxiebutaihaokan，liangtiaobifengbandejianmeidaochazaimeixinchu，lianshangsihuyinyinfuxianchuyigunuse。
“haoyigejingzhong，jingranganzaibiwukaohezhongduiwoshiyinzhao！”
chunanhuixiangqilezijihunmiqiandeqingjing，yishengdihezhihou，siyideqingxuzhong，sanfachuyigunongliedefennuzhiyi。
zheishizheijuqutizhong，yuanlaidelinghunzaijijiangxiaosanzhiji，zuihouliuxiadezhinian，cikechunanchuanyueerlai，ziranyeshibuzhibujuedeshoudaolezheizhongqingxudeganran。
“budui！jingjiazhibuguoshiqingshendiguozhongdeyigezhongdengjiazu，jingzhongzenmeganduiwoxiashashou？nandaojingjiabupashihouyingjieerlaideshichujiadenuhuoma？erqie，dangrizijihaoxiangbingfeishibeiheyunde......cishi，kendingyousuoxiqiao。”
chunanyishouchengzhexiaba，ruoyousuosidehuixiangzheshenme。
“suiranzanshibuzhidaoshishei，buguojiranwoxianzaihuoleguolai，meiyourangqidecheng，neirenbiankendinghaihuizaizhaojihuiduiwoxiashoude！”
chunanshuangmuzhongyilvjingguangyishanjishi，xunsudehuifulepingjing。
“buguoshuoshihua，zheijiahuohaidangzhenshigebiaozhundewankuzidi，zheihuaishihaizhenshiyijiandoumeishaogan！”
chunanyouxiewunaideyixiao，jiangnaohaizhongdejiyicanpianyiyixiaohuawanlezhihou，suanshichedidelejiele“ziji”yiqianganguodeneixieshiji。
“guanghuajie......qiangminnv......”
“laoda！zhenshitaihaole！wojiuzhidaonijirenziyoutianxiang，lianyanwangyedoubuganshouni......”
zhengdangchunanchenjinzaihuiyizhongdeshihou，yidaoshengyinhurandapolefangjianzhongdeanjing。
pangziyilianxinxi，zhunbeituomohengfeidejixushuozheshadeshihou，chunanpanzuozaichuangshang，limashikuxiaozhebailebaishoudaduandao：
“woshuowangpangzi，nishuohuazenmezheimebieniu，shenmejiaoyanwangyedoubuganshouwo？woyouzheimekepama？”
chunanwunaideyixiao，ziranshishide，yanqianzheigepangdegenyuanqiusidenanzizhengshizijizaitianwuxueyuanzhong，weiyidesidang，wangpang！
tingdaochunanzheijuhua，wangpangyeshiheiheiyixiao，dashougangadekoulekounaodai：“wozheibushijiannixingguolaile，youxiejidongma！kouwu，kouwu！heihei......”
chunanwangzheshenqianzheizhangshuxidelianpang，xinzhongyeshishengqiyisinuanyi，xiaobanbeizideshashoushengyazhong，haimeiyounaweipengyouxiangwangpangzheiyangdanyouguoziji。
“yo！yuanlaiwomenxueyuanzhongdediaocheweizhendexinglea！”
“haha......”
chunandefangjianmenwai，huranbaofachuleyizhenhongxiaozhisheng，shijidaoshenyingcuyongzheyigefanglianqingnianmanbuzoujinlefangjianzhizhong，muguangzaikandaochunananranwuyangdepanzuozaichuangshangzhishi，fanglianqingniandelianshangchuxianleyisiyiyang，buguosuijiyouyinmeilexiaqu，yanshenzhizhongdaizheyisibuxiezhiyidekanxiangchunan。
“diaochewei！tingshuonizuotianzaishilianchangshang，beijingzhongyiquanjiujiheyunleguoqu，wobenyiweinishiguyizhuangyunxiangyaotaoguozheicideyuemokaohe，meixiangdaonizheiruandanhaizhenshigoudanxiaode，zhenbeirenjiheyunle！haha......”
zoujinlaideyiqunrenzhong，weishoudeyigemalianqingnianyuqizhongdaizhejifenjifeng，duizhechunanchaoxiaodao。
“liran，nizhidaoshenme！neijingzhongzaoyijingtupodaolewuxingwutujing，chengweilegaojiwutule，wolaodazhishiyinwei......yinweibudi，suoyicaiyundaode！”
wangpangkanzhezoujinlaidezheiyiqunren，yizhangfeilianzhishangdunshishengqiyigunuyi，tengdeyixiazhanqishenzilai，dashengdetichunanbianjiedao。
“budi？......haha！maosijingzhongdequantouhaiweipengdaozheixiaozi，tajiubeiheyunleba！zheikeshiwomendouqinyankandaode！”
yiqunrenzaitingdaowangpangzheifancangbaiwulidejieshizhihou，youshibaofachuyizhenhongxiaozhisheng。
“zhei......zhei......”
wangpangcikesihuyeshiyouxiehuangluan，buzhidaogairuheweichunanjinxingbianjie。
“zheilihaoxiangshiwodefangjian，nimenyaoshixiangxiao，jiujilaozigunchuquxiao！”
yidaojiweidanrandeshengyinshunjianrangfangjianzhongdehongxiaoshengjiaranerzhi，yiqunqingniannanzimuguangzhongjieshichuxianleyisichayi，sihushibuganxiangxinzijitingdaodezheijuhua，suoyoudeshixiandoushiningjuzaileqianfang，chunandeshenshang。